They asked:
You are a smart man, right?
Eat a little, and what?
Q: Have you seen a laundry powder advertisement where a responsible aunt says he’s cleaning off spots, and even those that she didn’t see?
I’ve seen something like that...
Oh, so explain to me, how did she know there were spots if the super powder wiped them off and she didn’t see them?

We answered:
He told her about the spots.

PS ^ Kids, don’t joke with the powder..It can lead to unexplained consequences.
Cat is

If you want to inherit history, remember what your children may have to clean up after you.

I don’t have a cat, neither do my neighbors. Therefore, the fisherman let all the small fish go home. But ten days ago at work, on the sidewalk, where I encountered the car, an illusion appeared - a purple, smoky with angel eyes. She feeds on what the guards will bring (and don’t carry very much, say), plus, she has taken on actively exterminating the mouse population in the district. So I had an opportunity to pick up a small fish from the lake. What I did successfully on Sunday. And on Monday, he brought three pieces to the doorway, leaving the rest in his refrigerator at the company.
The fish did not give the cat any special attention. She did not write circles around, did not mourn exhausted, losing consciousness from the smell - smelled and left.
I ate it on the day we left the area.

On Tuesday, having taken three more pieces, he went back to the passage. The cat was sitting on the spot where I put her fish yesterday. But not alone. There was a mouse nearby. When I saw the fish, the cat was alive. As I realized, she decided to offer me a natural exchange by advertising her product. The hat of the mouse!(the cat signaled a raised pipe tail, instead of a thumb), meat - low-calorie! (This can be judged by the cat itself.) Dietary winter mouse, bear! Why is she me?
After completing the procedure with passes, I went to the car. The cat, catching the mouse, rushed after me and sat at the door, showing in all sight: and the mouse how??? I had to go out and pick up a veto. Naturally, at the first turn, the mouse flew into the snow.
Yesterday, the cat was sitting with the second mouse, today, the third has already flown. If things go at such a pace, you don’t have to dig up the mice and order a mantle or a hat from their hats.)

Chief psychiatrist reads the news in the newspaper: "Galkine married
Pugacheva, “Two gay men from the UK adopted a Ukrainian boy”
“The president dances ‘American fight’, ‘Strings are deadly dangerous for women’, ‘Tomatoes kill potency’.
I will write them all out tomorrow! They are healthy!

[13:32:39] Yulia N: When I entered my apartment on the fields
[13:32:49] Yulia N: the first room
[13:33:25] Yulia N: I was told by the girls that they got married from this room. The girl married and left.
Yulia N: Then I moved to another room, where my neighbor settled.
[13:33:53] Yulia N: So her journey is all about marriage.
[13:33:57] Yulia N: Question
Yulia N: Who amused me?! to

XXX is
The platonic love of food is yes.
In my childhood, when I wanted peelings and didn’t, I painted them.

XXX is
by Tusk

I was looking for a single-port IP video server.
I found it on the internet shop website. I call!
I: "Say the question on the product item No. 1234, is it possible to connect the microphone?"
He: "Well, we do not have such information"
I: "So it does not exist?and "
He: "Yes, there is this thing, but we have no idea what a box is and for what purpose".

In our office, the boss hanged a turnik. Now we can officially every hour for 10 minutes "talk without a matter" :)

xxx: Generally, in my phone (simple Samsung for £200) in the list of last calls next to all numbers either a phone icon if they are in the phone book, or a question mark if not, and in one number a red rectangle icon with the letter v in the lower right corner. What does that mean, anyone knows? Without fluid pls.

V is Vendetta.

Ir 12:20: What are you going to do today?
and appleson. 12:22) :I will go to the store cat a birthday gift to buy
IRA (12:25) :what you think to give
and appleson. 12:27 I do not know. The gel for the soul does not run.
Ira (12:27) :you are a dangerous man, and you buy 2 gels, can run
and appleson. I’ll buy you three gels, and you’re my best friend.
Irah (12:38) :sucka, and I then give you a tiger towel
and appleson. 12:39 And it was surprising. I’m a horse, and I’m a horse with a sign of the zodiac.
12:40 - And I'll give you my socks
and appleson. 12:40: And I will give you soap from Oriflame
IRA (12:41) : a sparkle
and appleson. (12:41) : 2009 year of release
Ira (12:41) :the hand cream in response will get the most odorable
and appleson. (12:42) :"milk and honey"?
IRA (12:42) :Is this the most stinking?
and appleson. 12:42 and yes
Ira (12:42) :to him
and appleson. 12:42) with the patchwork. Well, I can only answer this with a foam cock and shampoo clean line from measles. Chess and Mat
IRA (12:44) : well it is yes
and appleson. 12:44) by EAA

According to the Maya calendar in 2012, the end of the world?
What could be the end of the world in the year of the Black Dragon? There is no magic in it.! to

It is also reliably known that Diogenes himself was sometimes reluctant to grasp, and in general loved this matter. Moreover, it was unavoidable, right on the Agora (city square), where decent citizens were embarrassed to hint on the fact that this Kabbalah was inappropriate, because of the good Greek democratic traditions, which did not allow the crowd to break the puzzles of some crowd-shaking duck.

What are you flirting with!!! to

Flow to the Soviet Union!

Combining with a friend, the guy is 2 meters tall, weighs about 120, bearded. I ask"Do you want to sleep? andquot;
He"No I don’t sleep"
I:"What is it?"
He is:"I am a night butterfly"
Pause
He is:"sow "

Dialogue of 2x men about going shopping on the weekend:

xxx, 16:58:48: go orientatively to the clock to 2
Yyy, 16:59:54: Can we call at 3 o’clock?
xxx, 17:00:14: well you can and so
5:00 pm - until the sun
yyy, 17:00:45: > xxx: until the sun
I hope you’re wrong, Ashley. It is a pet!)))
I am in that while the sun shines.
yyy, 17:01:20: aaa)))
xxx, 17:01:21: :-D your perverted mind
yyy, 17:03:18: we are all here rjom))

How to say goodbye to programmers
All, I have gone. Until tomorrow.
What tomorrow? Today is Friday...
To the logical tomorrow.

We have in the joke department - the programmer went on vacation, the people did not let go, racked up on his computer dos and win 3.1 and even (!) painted under it labels from the work desk (well there studio, debuggers of all kinds...)

The programmer returns, loads the computer and hangs) Slowly runs the mouse around the desktop, then turns to a colleague and asks "Do you see the same thing as me?"
And the colleague, don’t be a fool, answers – "Well, win7, and what?"
In general, if we could keep up and not roast, I think the programmer would be taken to the psychic.)

XXX: I’ll get you out quickly!
Do you put two fingers in your mouth?
I can even have my whole leg.

In the courtyard of the 3rd millennium, space, wifi and electric cars. And the green fox has never learned to pack so as not to get rid of her every time in shit. and :(

Sample
Vanya
From a burning tank.

Sample
Trapped in the elevator
on their floor.

Sample
by W-IFI