a friend in contact added to the album a photo of an offgenic guy.on the photo you can see only the face.and he is very cool. We spent about half an hour talking about him and what he would do to him. She writes: Yes, I would even let an anal... I write: I too.
I went to the kitchen for a coffee.I come back in 10 minutes.My husband sits with my notebook.and sent something to print on the printer. He took his computer, printed it and left.
In the evening I went to bed.I go into the room.The husband in bed is naked and a picture of that guy is glued to his whole face. And she says, sweet, today we’re finally going to have anal sex.
I read the scrap ?
It should have been like this:
Did you know that real bills do not burn?
Did you see my blue pills?
“Son, we have a problem and more important!
What is?
In the Dragon Kitchen!! to
From the forum: "Where to buy good shoes that will be perfect for a sports suit?"
It is not funny when the uvertura to the opera "Wilhelm Telle" Joaquino Rossi is called "the awakening song from the advertisement of vegetables "Bondwell";;
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx We will always think differently.)
I am right and you are not :)
Local news :
In Morocco, an abnormal cold
Thank you very much, I didn’t notice the shit.
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Recently, I started to think that I had a roof because I heard voices... I was afraid for a long time, until I listened. It turned out that the columns from the computer receive radio waves and very, very quietly play the radio "Mayak"...))
by Bogda
From the TV discussion forum.
By the way, an interesting case occurred on the stand of the panel - in front of me people admired 3D and stunned and stunned... when the glasses reached me - I dressed, looked for 3 seconds and asked why there is no 3D effect and doubles? The consultant took his glasses and turned red, they were all the time off. What didn’t stop people in front of me to admire 3D quality...
How is your cold?
You are Scuco! Hole has taken me?! to
Aspirin complex, it helps...
I have a burning nose now!
and????! to
“Well, I smelled the bag of this aspirin, and it’s fucking fucking!”
You are a fairy dude!
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I want a boy who, when I and the girls were drinking something, would come to me and say, “You’ll still have my children!”
Stop giving birth to my kids!!! to
My cat hates closed spaces. So he goes around the house and opens up everything he can)))
I once had a VAZ 2115 car, I was happy with it and I was almost satisfied with it. The only problem was that there was no air conditioning. And also I constantly poured the thosol, changed the thermostat twice, and the front stands. The switches occurred, candles and 3 of the 4 cylinders burned. The resonator was somehow covered and while driving the sound was stripper. Most of all, I was amused by the dimensional lights and the nearby light of the lanterns. When the brake is pressed, the dimensions are lighted, and if they are turned on, the stop signals are lighted. In the winter, in the dark hours of the day, the near light of the lighthouse was not turned off the first time, and if I showed the right turn, the far light of the lighthouse was lit. Then I bought Nissan, and after a couple of miles I thought that when I went to hell, some of the punishments would count on me.
That these Balinovets whispered like my internet modem works!
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At the Yaroslavl station at the tobacco kiosk: "Cigarettes-tobacco. I smoked a cigarette!"
Skynet, learning about the teaspoon, destroyed himself.
I am opening up a paper on the theory of nuclear reactors.
It is wet and smells bad.
X: Do you know how to make fricadels?
Q: The freezer? Of course I can!
God, what kind of woman can I marry you?
Q: And these are those of meat?
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As a child, I remember, in all the movies, when the FBI broke into some hacker, they took a monitor from him, not the system.
In general, my socks understand me best: they also struggle all their lives in search of their second half.