1:53 SinCera: your fist is very wet???)))))))
1:53 wet pussy: very much
1:54 SinCera: straight all flow?
1:55 wet dust: the neighbors below already flooded

I’m Nikita, I’m making crazy movies, I’m fighting for copyright.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
my mom gave me yesterday. she asks so loudly, horrible: and nook breathe! I breathed, what, the biscuits got stuck again?

You are my punch.
Is it because I am fat?
XXX: Not because sweet and with a hole

The student residence. The Session. The hour of night. The woman’s cry from the neighboring community "HALLYWA LOVIS!" and then the male voice "LEARN DURAAA!"

Q: Do you have a diploma?
YU: Yes
XX: Can you give it to me? I will see how it is done at all.
Q: What do you look at her? Change your name and protect yourself. I did so.
XX: What is the topic?
UUU: Something about internal combustion engines
Q: I am studying at the Department of Philosophy.
The name will also have to be changed. The philosophy of internal combustion engines. It sounds pesto! Immediately it is clear that there is no hunting!

A girlfriend fought with her father and decided to commit suicide. I took a pill and then changed my mind to die. called an emergency.
They brought her to the hospital, gave her a bottle of water, told her to drink. She drank a couple of glasses and feels like she can’t do more. He gives them back a bottle with the words: “I have changed my mind, I will die.”
The doctor shrugged his shoulders and said, "Will you go home then, there you will die." The car, of course, did not give her, offered to go on foot. to go far away.
She shrugged her head and said she had changed her mind again. I took a bottle and started drinking.

Status in ASK
snorlax: I am a dude, but not ordinary, but fairy and fairy.

xxx: now my mom went into the room... with a critical look looked around me, the 3rd day comfortably drowning in the slums, and called the Supreme Vegetable :D
xxx: I say "nu maaaaaam", I click on the controller, and there is a revitalizing song from the advertisement of vegetables "Bondouel" spread throughout the room :D
XXX: I had to take the powers

from chat WoW
I will sell the map of the new moon: earthquake!
You have your names :)
Alnair: And that’s what the jacket stuff said.
Mgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrg: Normal names

Go to the movie Zlo-4. Quietly on the ear I whisper to the satellite m..haha.. and it sounds like.... (hereafter).. satellite not a minute without complaining handed out half tortured leftwoman, issuing tickets.. " And we are pjalst.. 2 tickets to "Kill the Goat -4!".. I have never yet seen how people hang)-) Only then she like a laugh with the cash didn't get minutes 3 we tickets to load-)

On the dating site:

The lower:
Would you like to have an obedient slave? How do you think of my proposal? I am executing, I will try to fulfill your wishes. I apologize if I bothered you a little or did not try it? I await the answer with respect.

and Olga:
Hi to! Will you repair my apartment? This is my greatest wish at the moment!

and VL:
A friend (electric) calls me (I’m a simple anecdotist) on January 2 in full confusion:
Do you believe in mystics?
Go in order, what happened?
-In short, the grandmother asked to see the lamp typically does not turn on... there the writer - 2 wires - phase, zero... switch on the wire... cartridge... lamp...
and?! to
- Everything ring-called... everything... click on the switch and... does not burn!! to
(Hmm... did you try it in the rosette?)
Pause for 10 seconds.
Noah is crazy!! to

Tagged mmorpg
X accepted A into the clan.
X prince B in clan
X: Pearl to the newcomers!
Leaving the Clan
B leaves the clan.
X: Issue *
X = m = (

A long time ago, when I was 12 or 13, I talked about something with my mom.

Mom, desperately convincing me: Blyin, why do I have this?? to
I am vengeant: for unprotected sex!

Sorry, I was late, I was in the afternoon.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? This to whom?
I don’t know, it was in a dream. But it would be inappropriate to leave before they bring the cake...so I slept.

Madame: and when I was finally worried that everyone is not lazy, wondering why we didn't have children yet - I started to answer confusedly, saying, unfortunately, we don't know how to do them.

I'm a sentimental girl, you don't have to offend me... you know how difficult it is to beat through tears so that you don't leave the bleaches!? to

The Russian authorities know how to use not only the knot. If anything, we and the cockroach can joke.

The relationship between a man and a woman begins when a man invites a woman to come to him for a weekend despite the fact that she has a period.