In the pharmacies of the city brought discs with the album of Stas Mikhailov. It is sold as a vomiting, patients are delighted.

Forecast: in 2012, the third Friday the 13th is expected to be the end of the world. Places are troubled...

We go somehow with a friend (D) to Brooklyn and he says:
A friend of mine is out of prison today.
Why was he jailed?? to
He crashed into a yacht in a car.
I am how?? to
D - Yes, he was drunk from the police, and decided right on the car
drop into the water to immediately get to the hospital and not to pass the test
On to alcohol! Because in America for driving in a drunk state are sent to jail and for a long time! And near the pier, the yacht was unfortunately parked. In the end
He flew into the yacht, swallowed water and did not pass any tests. He was sentenced to prison for dangerous driving.

by torrent
The PDD. Instructional guidance for auto schools. Driving

>> How realistic is it? The instructor? Pid@r@s are cut off on the accord? When is the light on the back of the bikini? Where should the instructor go?

My cat has one "strange thing" - after eating does not eat everything and tries to bite bite. Naturally, it is not possible to bury something on the linoleum, the cat scratches a little on the floor and goes away to wash. He washes, returns back to check - op-pa nihuya magical food in the place buried, you need to eat. And so every time.

To smoke less, you need not willpower, but the absence of a smoker in the office and -25 on the street.

A friend has a cellular operator MTS, he receives a SMS about the fact that 50 rubles have been removed from him, he calls the operator and asks why?
- You have received a notification about the withdrawal of funds in the amount of 50 rubles, for the notification that you have been withdrawn 50 rubles.

The closed circle turns out :-) Long rusted when you heard this by loud communication :-)

These tips on how to find a wife and husband are similar to the option of "let's get married" among the misanthropes of the office plankton. You have to marry for love. Ostoherrelo already about mines on demand and men at the plate to read.

When you have a hammer in your hands, everything around you looks like nails.

XHH: With her luck, if she stumbles at something, it will surely be a gold pile!
I believe it)
XHH: But with her character, if she stumbles at him, then she will cringe out of anger, cut off her leg and leave dissatisfied!)) and r

Comments on Sherlock/Sherlock:
The respectable company BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) and Paul McGagan. In 2012, according to mass sources, we are promised the end of the world. With this fact, I and many TV viewers would like to watch the third season of Sherlock/Sherlock. Be human, let the end of the world be met with satisfied curiosity.

It seems like it’s time to remind people what they shouldn’t do =)

Do not turn your eyes into a working vacuum cleaner.
Do not swipe a spoon in the USB port.
Do not remove the gas from the gas plate.
Do not wear a gauge/glass bottle on the penis.
Do not pour water on boiling oil.
Do not try to change the eggs in the scrotum.

Try not to get the Darwin Prize after reading these lines. =) is

by Habra

XXX: Auto-launch is a great thing, I have a feature in the camera that’s set to smile, bring people on, and just ask them to smile, always get great shots. Shooting will be the same.
YYY: Shooting at smiling people? Don’t tell this to Bender.

xxx mom troll
xxx: brought a money tree from the kitchen. I put him.
xxx: "To get your money"
I took my money from the table and left.
XXX: The Clown

and good night. Daddy (48 years old) bought a PS3 for the little one.I've been playing the second night.well I joined afterwards.happiness in the shower went.my.he is so knocking.I said something.he:I'm faster.I can't pass the level. I wonder who bought it.

On the days when the snow symbolically fell and on the paths immediately melted, I watched my mom with two young children with pleasure: one on the asphalt was walking proudly on skies, and the other happily sat on the saucers, which with a heart-breaking scratch was dragging behind my mom.

Suddenly, SMSs from comrades began to come with a hint on my healthy head. Started to understand, it turns out my little 2-year-old kiddy playing with the phone accidentally shot his pips and made an MMS mail on contacts :)

From comments to the news: "Gay people will protest in Moscow against the ban on propaganda of homosexuality among children"

Look at the rearways.

I had such a beautiful dream today... I was placed in a penis and I swam towards the rising sun.

YYY: Who has planted? where?

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They hanged a refresher in the corridor working for movement. Every trip to the kitchen is an adventure. The main task is to go unnoticed.)