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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58773
 17.01.2012
XXX is fucking.
No fuck, no fuck!
I think the same phrase was used before the invention of the hydrogen bomb.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58772
 17.01.2012
What a wonderful phrase I saw in the contact - "well and then!!" See the year of birth - 1998)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58771
 17.01.2012
Chuck Norris once hugged a horse, and so came the camels.
Judging by the fact that camels often spit in people, not only embraced, but also kissed...

[ + 40 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58770
 17.01.2012
Listen, never confess your sins to her. The female sex are evil creatures. Sooner or later, let’s in a year, but they’ll get revenge.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58769
 17.01.2012
xxx: i'm not a fraid
YYY: Of course he died long ago.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58768
 17.01.2012
Fuck, no one loves me now - the relationship with friends is not the same, I split up with a guy ((...I will go to extreme measures - I will go to look for love at HOME-2...and I will burn it!Then everyone will love me ^_^

[ + 28 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58767
 17.01.2012
When we met, he broke. Accordingly, he swallowed like a horse, smoked like a steam car and morally degraded in every way. And I was still in school, loved decent boys and waited for a prince on something white))) And it was 10 years. He doesn’t drink, does not smoke, earns a lot of money and plays an offgenic melodic drum. I do not want a prince anymore. I am glad that all these changes occurred in front of my eyes. I am happy that we have been married for many years and have grown up gifted beautiful children. Change the world and change with it. If you sit and wait, there will be no happiness. Dada

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58766
 17.01.2012
Photo in one of the social network groups - a bowl with biscuits decorated in the form of... female genital organs.
The best comment:
"You can note the friends)))))"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58765
 17.01.2012
Some bearded troll stably posts once a month, saying he is a programmer with a fourth size and a good character. Immediately there is a crowd of losers who believe that happiness itself floats to them in their hands. Are you not tired of yourself? Get rid of the compounds and march on the street!!! to

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58764
 17.01.2012
Happiness is when among your friends are a doctor, a mint, a lawyer and a killer.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58763
 17.01.2012
Oh...all about the perforators...I woke up today at 5 a.m. because my neighbor on the ground floor was crawling around the courtyard of the prostitutes and beating the water source tube...and the grandmother was the ninth tenth...))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58762
 17.01.2012
Two alien ships are flying to us, carrying new calendars, in exchange for those that were brought for the Maya in the past arrival.))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58761
 17.01.2012
xxx: It turns out to choose the technique by the parameters is much more difficult than by the prince "Oh you! It is white!"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58760
 17.01.2012
From the news website:

British scientists recognize problems with the quality of their own science

Oh yeah no!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №58759
 17.01.2012
We are what we eat. Do not eat shit.
Ura, I am an egg!
zzz: The meaning of the phrase "I am a tomato" is finally found.
Yyy: And from that moment I started eating smart, beautiful and strong people.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58758
 17.01.2012
XXX: Antho, laugh at me)), today there was an anecdotal incident with me at McDonald’s.

XXX: While waiting for a taxi in the shopping center, decided to go to the toilet, naturally to the McDonald's))) People there are almost no, working hours. There is a toilet like that, only 2 cabins and 2 pissuars... I honestly never use pissuars))) Intimate is an occupation and I like to stay alone. Both cabins are closed but not occupied, I choose one from the balde, I open... and sheam. Pizdec, the painting with oil, in the sense of not even oil but dirt... )) The toilet is shattered, so that my legs have shaken from what I saw )) sprayed not only the thrown-off cover, but even the walls behind the push ))))) The first thought was that someone's ass exploded. ))) And I, a man with an unusual thinking, decided to photograph this magnificence on the phone in order to impress a friend who was waiting on the street)) When I got the phone and stood at the cabin with the open door, right opposite the entrance to the toilet, I ran anxious thought that in vain I did it.... And here comes a cleaner ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) She shimmered at me, then on the beauty in the cabin, then again on me... her neck stretches out, her eyes roll out... and she issued a phrase from which I just barely laughed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №58757
 17.01.2012
xxx (the two of them)
I will not :P
YYYYYYYYYYY:
and :-(
xxx (the two of them)
Sadly
YYYYYYYYYYY:
Fuck you fucking!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58756
 17.01.2012
It’s actually very convenient if your cat is called the same as your girlfriend. For example, if she calls you when you are at home, you can absolutely unpunishedly shout periodically during the conversation-Ksyusha, go to the ass!!! to

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58755
 17.01.2012
Zara_June: I want to have a singer to answer obsessive people "No, guys, it won't come out, I have a singer at home"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58754
 17.01.2012
What is there, Phobos Ground has fallen?
Is it not, or has it fallen?
He fell and began to dig deep into Zion.
- O_0

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