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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №39341
 25.11.2010
Romanian (24/11/2010)
I want summer. Today is August 116.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39340
 25.11.2010
He explained to the GAI employee that he was driving 160 km / h because at 170 ice found on the cap, sliced and flew into the glass.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №39339
 25.11.2010
Maximum of:
The steward answered:
Andrei, there is no secret here.
You go there on the hill. Rise of <div>
– And there is a dozen <br/>
Doing so is impossible.

When it gets bored. Come to Me
Do well, do well, do well, do well, do well, do well

[ + 50 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39338
 25.11.2010
The Pilot:

I thought there would be more file. Imagine such aliens fly, bring us the joy of new technologies and generally with the desire to help our race. There are a few minutes before flying to the planet. The Alien Emperor takes a spark to tell us how lucky we are... and then the Koreans launch a nuclear warhead. The explosion! Earth in pieces! All in pieces. and in the silent already empty solar system the imperial is distributed: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! to

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39337
 25.11.2010
xxx: The girl now takes a box from under the tenth fifth... and says: “Runi” (well and really shows him...)
My eyes are like lights.
xxx: I am such: "Nihera to myself..."
xxx: she replied: “Yes, you’re my favorite player in Germany!”"
XXX: I was calm.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №39336
 25.11.2010
Conversation by phone:
What are you cuddling there? It’s you kissing me... well...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №39335
 25.11.2010
Are you studying tickets? Is there a shift in the exam?
YYYYYYYYY I moved everything to h"j

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №39334
 25.11.2010
She is: All! be careful!
I will come and rape.
Oral and tough!
She: Morally
She is fucking :(

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №39333
 25.11.2010
Summary of news:
Murmansk fishing industries are dissatisfied with the Russian-Norwegian treaty.
A Norwegian vessel sank in the Barents Sea.The captain of the Russian vessel told the radio that he had nothing to do with the collision and continued his journey to Arkhangelsk.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39332
 25.11.2010
Article: "There is work on tablets that wipe out memory "
Scientists have already invented such a pill, but forgot how to make it.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39331
 25.11.2010
With Lora:
XXX: Binded Tux
This is a gift a girl gave me.
YYY: And where do you find such girls?
Young is she.
Zzzz: Yes, he himself bound, and lies that he has a girlfriend.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №39330
 25.11.2010
Ilya: I щас Ксюше "good night" on 10 posts wrote)

Valeriy: Oh I passed this together) after a year of relationship became lazy to invent this shit, and romance is needed xD

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №39329
 25.11.2010
Croix [22:42:52] Is it the 9th nuclear?[22:43:24] In my village the power plant will be filled with it.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №39328
 24.11.2010
We guarantee that the tattoo will remain on your body throughout your life and for at least two weeks after your death.

[ + 53 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39327
 24.11.2010
July 4th (03:09:11 24/11/2010)
You will never be hungry with me, you will always have clean socks and cowards.
Coventry (03:09:39 24/11/2010)
Would you tell me if I’m going to wear my own socks?( by

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №39326
 24.11.2010
Time to type another button: "it’s sad"

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №39325
 24.11.2010
A. Why are you late?
Well, you know, such a bad weather this morning was...
A. and?
I woke up and decided I’t go to school today. I slept for another half an hour and remembered that I have not been to school for seven years, and I am late to work.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №39324
 24.11.2010
I was at a girlfriend’s wedding. Dress code - "Apple Party" - all in green. I rented a green camel, walked, before leaving the cocktail took a bottle of champagne and drowned to catch the motor home (I live at the stop "Fregate"). I walk through the street with a bubble, in a beautiful camel, people are passing by, signaling, oreting, etc. The taxi stops – “Captain Morgan, where are you?” To what I answer - "To "Fregate""...Taxer stumbled in the hood - "Bl..how I didn't immediately guess!"...dove for a hundred )))

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39323
 24.11.2010
<Snip> Do you know what’s the most offensive when cooking the strawberries?
<GolBogGlAzK> what are they preparing?
<Like> =)))
<Snip> No
<Happy> and what is it?
<Snip> when the water is ripped you open the refrigerator and there are no cookers
<Snip> probably very offensive...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39322
 24.11.2010
Microblogging: Everything has a reverse side.
First comment: Even the tape of Mobyus?

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