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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90285
 27.11.2013
Is it possible to congratulate the iPhone?
A to A :D
XXX: How much did it cost?
Tag: a gift
XX: Well, your husband didn’t get it for free...
I am not interested in such details.
I don’t know :-O
XXX: a good smiley... very good

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90284
 27.11.2013
XX (status):"If I could drink a glass of soda now — I want to drink terribly — I would be absolutely happy."
The comments:
Go buy it, it’s a problem.
Q: Do you have anything to say about the caveats?
Well, I’m not a drug addict to talk to cockroaches.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90283
 27.11.2013
Hearing the beautiful in the style of "s as a dollar".

N as hydrogen.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90282
 27.11.2013
If I were a devil and wanted to avenge God for my expulsion from heaven, I would have created a religion.
c) NemoTavda

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90281
 27.11.2013
XXX is ready. As you give up, it goes by! and ;)
YYYY : ha For the lab? =) maximum "hand made" ))
XXX is handmade. What is it?
Yyy: noah... if you want I can tie your socks))))))))))))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90280
 27.11.2013
We are in a smoking room at work, one tells us that he doesn’t smoke at home. The woman started pressing her brain to quit smoking.
That is. Did you tell your wife that you gave up?
and yes))
Do you not smoke at home?
- Yes Yes
Isn’t it hard to spend half a day?
is normal.
If you tolerate it, do you smoke here?
Meet the Third:
- Yes, don't listen to him, he tells his wife that he doesn't smoke at work, he tells us that at home... ballball))))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №90279
 27.11.2013
K: and his mouths go)
She made him a hipster.
Q: You say it as if it’s something bad.)
You and I are brown hipsters.
Just without Instagram.
Y: The Mirror
Iphone and Iphone
Y: and the girls
Yes, we are with you, not hipsters.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90278
 27.11.2013
In the company of an idiot that cut off the film from the TV screen.
Meeted 5 years ago the same strict idiot, who bought the columns of Microlab SOLO. He brought home, and according to him, barely removed the protection from the speakers. The sound was stupid. And it turned out that he with a silhouette of the rich and the mind of the orangutan pulled out the dome of high-frequency emitters (tweets).

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90277
 27.11.2013
When I bought a gaming mouse with a laser I did not imagine that it was so gaming that you can play with a cat.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90276
 27.11.2013
I tell my students on the course “Developmental Psychology”: it’s hard for children to understand what abstract things are. Their thinking is much more concrete and becomes more and more abstract with age. Therefore, it is much better to come to them with examples. understandably?
Question from the audience: Not very much. Can you give an example?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90275
 27.11.2013
Oh yeah no...
WOW: What is it? The coat does not break down?and :)
Q: What kind of cane? I am not a glamorous secretary.
I have a "spider" for two fat))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №90274
 27.11.2013
here here :
Here we gathered together, 12 friends, drank and decided to send SMS
The words "I love you, dear!"
Here are their answers:
1) Who is it?
Mom, are you sick?
3) And I too.
4) What about the car?
5) I did not understand.
6) No and no again.
7) is?
8) Just tell me how much?
9 am I sleeping?
10) If you don’t tell who this message is, someone will die.
I asked you not to drink anymore.
12) Whatever you do not want to answer
___________________

This explains in what context you usually pronounce these words.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90273
 27.11.2013
Where is this street, where is this house?
Where is the girl I’m in love with?
This is the street, this is the house.
This is the woman, a variety.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90272
 27.11.2013
here here :

The main problem with so-called believers is not that they believe in an invisible God that cannot be touched.

God can exist, we can live in a virtual universe designed by a creature. There are no online games?

The problem with believers is that they believe in God, who punishes for not believing in him.
...
But I am ready to create new worlds with God. If I don’t die of old age.
________________
Respect and gratitude to the author. He rejoices that someone is able to think with his mind, rather than sing to the marginalists, some of whom shout that atheists are immoral, and others - that believers believe that the earth is flat.
I believe in God. I believe that God created the world. Man was created in the image and likeness of God, that is, to create the worlds.

With believers and atheists there is one problem: in my opinion, an atheist who tries to persuade a believer is like a healthy person who persuades a sick or disabled one-legged to throw a cradle (faith) - "Well, I can walk on two legs, so everyone can." not all. Someone was hit by a car, someone was born with a chrom... Different lives for everyone. The argument of an atheist will only work in one case - if a person carries his coffin with him by habit, although he actually does not need it anymore.

and luck.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90271
 27.11.2013
I would have complained to you too.
XXX: The Turnet Cut Them
XXX: the flash cut off
xxx: small sadistic
YYY: It is revenge
xxx for what?
YYY: This is when your favorite cactus, which you have grown with so much care, took care of it,
They are black (!!!) for the stamps, then you will understand me :(
YYY: And they’re stealing cookies from my bowl.
xxx: mla... would kill the snack for cookies >_<

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №90270
 27.11.2013
In the days that come tomorrow, there is always the number of hours that is enough to do any number of things.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90269
 27.11.2013
to this:

Why does the RPC not oppose the Olympics? language, and to the glory of the gods.

Let, the most famous facade with the torch, when it was extinguished when it was carried under the Spassian gates into the Kremlin (under the icon of salvation), the torch exploded for the second time near the walls of the Orthodox temple in Vologda.
The RPC works, but does not attract attention :)

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90268
 27.11.2013
Let’s talk cleanly!
The average Russian housekeeper brushes his teeth with a Finnish toothbrush made in China, squeezes on it a German toothpaste made on Chinese equipment, shaves with an American shaver made in China, sits in the kitchen of a Swedish Ikea house collected from Chinese manufactures, drinks Brazilian coffee roasted and packed on Chinese equipment, wears an Italian suit sewn in China...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90267
 27.11.2013
XXX is Hi. I understand, of course, that my question may seem overly naive, but still: the chair from under <the dismissal of colleagues> a big deal?
You are 5!! to
XXX: All That
Are you going to the bodies?? to
xxx: Well, judging by my status in the company, then I’ll go on $#y :(

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90266
 27.11.2013
Question I hate the most: "Do you remember I asked you to do something?"

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