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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №75525
 08.01.2013
By the way, in terms of anatomy, Barbie can’t walk.
YYY: Ah, I’ve heard something like that, and why?)
ZZZ: It is made of plastic.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75524
 08.01.2013
In Africa, the man who is awarded the title of “Man of the Year” is allowed to ride a bicycle.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75523
 08.01.2013
I enrolled in hypnosis courses. I didn’t like the first class, so I decided to pay immediately a year ahead and not go there anymore.
Are you confused with the fitness center?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75522
 08.01.2013
The ShaunSpy?
I’m too young for that shit.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75521
 08.01.2013
From the Mamba:
What is BDSM?
and KPSS! The GCCP! The WTC!
M: WLXM
All, I have finished.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75520
 08.01.2013
With a friend who serves in the army:

Where are you serving?
- Irkutsk-45, only this is a secret))

I’ll tell you all the secrets, I’ll tell you the secrets.
Number of Parts?
- 39995, part in the cache secret!))

- Irkutsk-45 v/h 39995 arsenal 12 GU of the Russian Federation. Nearby cities: Cheremkhovo, Angarsk, Irkutsk. Coordinates: 53°27'23"N 102°35'51"E

It’s in the secret ?

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75519
 08.01.2013
The chef today gave the pearl, when he taught the wisdom of the flow and exhaust ventilation.
To suck is always harder than to put in.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №75518
 08.01.2013
xxx: Recently learned, it turns out that the copyright to the film expires 70 years after the author's death, and it goes into the public domain.
yyy: Not true) it becomes public much earlier, and it is now called DVDRip.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №75517
 08.01.2013
greatdope: My new jacket is from the dawn, so there is such a small logo of a deer with branched horns over the pocket. They know the fire, their consumer...)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75516
 08.01.2013
Comments on the six-inch phone:
Halk call me!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75515
 08.01.2013
Zhenya
I am working hard.
by 10:17:16
I go to the swimming pool, the swimming pool, the mini-football)))

Dmitry
I think it would be better in Russian ?
by 10:18:32

Zhenya
The Russian Boxing
by 10:19:10
Or I didn’t take the cheat.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75514
 08.01.2013
The laws are changed more often than they are enforced.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75513
 08.01.2013
Q: Did you wish me more and more in the new year? In the first week of the new year, I found a mouse in my apartment, a hole in my tooth, and hemorrhoids in my ass. Thank you very much!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75512
 08.01.2013
In the subway a girl 1 and a girl 2. Discussion of summer vacation. Measured by scratches, scratches, etc.
D1: Dad took trips to the Maldives (victorious)
D2:oh (growing in the brains in an attempt to answer dignifiedly) we will also go to the islands in the summer... Canary Islands or Baku... I don't remember exactly!
Island State of Azerbaijan %

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75511
 08.01.2013
Depardieu proposed the post of Minister of Culture of Mordovia..."
The Orcs! to forward! On to France!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №75510
 08.01.2013
of PZDC. I woke up 2 hours before the alarm clock, washed, bitten, sitting behind a compot, sleeping in one eye. The alarm clock works, I carry it on the machine "for later" and I go to bed "for another 5 minutes". I woke up when I was covered with a blanket. The power of habits :)

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75509
 08.01.2013
Meet the new OS "Windows 8"! The mistakes are even more beautiful.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75508
 08.01.2013
Chat one online game, goes the standard joke, but the last phrase killed:

You are strong on the internet, but how are you strong in reality?
Do you have an address to tell where to go?
I have a brother zek, here he will come out, we will calculate you on the ippy, we will come and give you puzzles
I have a brother, and you will count me.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75507
 08.01.2013
The kindergarten is preparing for the morning.
I have a rabbit costume.
Then you will be a rabbit.
I have a white costume!
Then you will be white.
I have a Batman costume.
The teacher reflectively looks at the script and pronounces
Then you will be a forest.

[ + 10 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75506
 08.01.2013
Adults are divided into 2 types:
1st People listening to Ariel.
2nd Listening to the disco of the 80s.

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