I paint my mom’s hair now, and the dark areas are on TV.
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Julia: And here they show Bradley, and he is so beautiful that my brain involuntarily turned off, and I accidentally broke my mom’s hair.
You may not continue)
Julia: Mom is like “well, you’re quieter, you’ll cut off all the hair!”
Here I am talking fucking.
Julia: “Better Bradley would have pulled me out”
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(c) Julia_Sha11

The little one looks at a bucket on the asphalt, and turning to a nearby mother--"To push?". Mom begins to talk about the usefulness of every small life. The little boy listened, and with the assertion, "Davi'iit!" and "trying the insect."

Who could not ask, “Can you go to the toilet at all in this house?”and "
YYY: Why did you say you can’t here, but you can in the neighborhood?
Who knew you would go to your neighbors and shout, “Let me go to the toilet?”
YYY: They are their own fault that they settled near you.

About Army

Where is the shit?
Sarai was removed.
It is iron,
We were ordered.

The D-girl
I am I

D is fun. Do you love eggs?and :)
I love it, and even the cats are afraid of it :)
D is wonderful. Can you cook them? I have forgotten how to open it. The memory of the girl, but nothing, the main thing I remember: first drown!
I: Oh mda... your place is really deaf...

Mom_lu: A great Elf name is Ashtemele.

It seems that I live in Schrödinger’s time: he is at the same time both overwhelmed and catastrophically missing!

Website of a company specializing in laser epilation
Contraindications to laser epilation:
Among other
- psychoneurological diseases of the patient, preventing mutual understanding with the specialist;
Everything done correctly.

Depression has arrived
Niera: I'll go to bed and wake up for a million years
Niera: Everyone will die
Niera: and I wake up.
Niera: I only drink tea

xxxx
Will you become my sexy lady, gentleman?
UUU
I sacrifice your socks, Dobby, be free!

ban110: well what do you know about online games, here is my brother and his friend are playing in WARCRAFT, where are you before them, fucking!

And we played in Doom II (benzopil)

From Formspring
How did you meet Artem?
Seginaboroda: As I remember now: 2001, November, some time at night, it was raining. I bombed that day on the route Narimanov - Astrakhan, I was going home already, "empty" - without passengers you would. Looking at the side, a boy stands, voting: small, plumage, a portfolio twice as big as him, funny such, ah. Sorry, I think I will take it. Half-time is not superfluous, and if he does not agree to the half-time, I will still take, even if I talk on the road with who will be.
I stopped what. He was sitting, I mean. ... He says: "By Narimanov, uncle, throw it out" - and himself with such hands stuck in the wallet, holding it tightly, as if there he had gold or packs of money. “Well, we went,” I say, “what do you have there, traveler?” And then he blasted straight! The eyes blink, the teeth scratch. "It is not your business, uncle, you are following the road!" says. It is he who says to me, an adult man, a whimper!
Well, I stopped the gazelle, oh, I locked the door right away, so that the puppy didn’t run away, and I took the wallet from him (of course, not without a struggle, so to say, he bitten me greatly then, cattle). I open the wallet, I look, and there is Artem. So we met, haha. The boy was buried there.

We are with her like relatives. When I meet her "Hello", and she says to me "Ku-u-shat I want-u-u!!and "

...
Denis: It was a matter, one day, I also tried to take the exam with the earphone. The conditional sign that I didn’t have time to record and needed to repeat was a cough. The group with us is small and so at the exam I found myself at a close enough distance from the teacher, and this snuck managed to get sick the day before and throughout the exam coughed... The patience and endurance of my friend at that end of the wire could only be envious, not every person is able to repeat vitalistic expressions such as: "interpreted by approximation formulas" several times, without diluting them with obscene vocabulary)))

My grandfather, in the past, was a sailor on a merchant ship. The incident took place in the beautiful Soviet past, in one of the ports of our vast and then still great homeland.
3 hours of night. All the ships in the port (and, respectively, their crews) are already sleeping peacefully. Nothing predicted trouble, and here on ALL the ships, from ALL the speakers (in the port all the ships are adjusted to the same frequency) the YELLOW loud call of the newly arrived ship:
"The Secretary of State!!! This is crystal! The crystal! Dispatcher, take the goose crystal!and "
Silence... Everyone naturally woke up. Probably except for the director. Because of the dynamics, with a double force spread:
"The Secretary of State!!! This is crystal! The crystal! Dispatcher, take the goose crystal!and "
The guys are already starting to scream with their teeth, but you can’t do anything, the cattle controller is not in a hurry to answer... And from the loudspeakers already crushing, continues, cracking, calling to the conscience of the controller Gus-Krustalny:
"The Secretary of State!!! This is a crystal goose!! And the crystal!!and "
And then from the loudspeakers comes the evil, untouched voice of one of the captains, one of the ships standing in the port:
"Yes, you are so cute!and "
Silence... The cautious voice of Gus-Crystal:
"Eye... And who says it?"
The voice of another captain, but also evil and unsleeping:
"Everyone is talking..."

In the evening at 13.01 they decided to light on the tree tree "nails". The new year... And here the child, trained in the morning, decided to drive around the tree tree. Picture with oil: we three walk around the tree, sing a song about the tree tree... I don’t know what didn’t like the cat sitting next door, but he suddenly crashed sharply under the tree, snapped the extender with his teeth, and rushed with him out of the room at a terrible speed. The tree was removed, the stitch from the girland was removed. The extender pulled out and went into the kitchen. The cat from the MCS, fucking.

XXX is O! What is green on your face?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Why just this?

Nowadays, people have ceased to perceive each other as people. They are interested in everything – how you dress, how much you earn, what car you drive – but not yourself.

Hollow guys! I explained!
To find a wife you need one with which in a good sense it is not boring - here is the guarantee of a strong marriage.
Test for your girlfriend: Spend the whole day with her at home, without sex, compass and calf, butter and snacks. If she can entertain you, get married.
And another moment. If your bride is already 20-25 years old spends the whole day in front of the TV or reading love novels - run off, it is a boring gamma.

With the best wishes, happy wife of a happy husband.

I suddenly understood why I would never betray my wife. No, it’s not that I love her banally. It’s not even that she’s a lawyer, and she’ll take me to the thread in the case of a divorce. Not that her father is a prosecutor.
But when I sit down, I eat breakfast, she kisses me in the cheek, opens the window, and it is dark.
Just try to remind me of my clothes, shit.
And he shoots with one shot, a pigeon on the window, from a beretta.