Comments to:
This is a fucking one!
What is it???? to
Your kids are playing on the portal. Draw two circles on the wallpaper and throw a cat in them!

xxx: I understand, the cat is a substitute for the Cub companion?
No comparison with the Cuban cat.
zzz: depending on how to feed

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The alarm clock that you just need to smile to turn off. The wider the smile, the greater the likelihood that the alarm is turned off. How do you think of this concept?

XHH: We know these facet recognition abilities. You will try to press.)

Wife: Giving up a wife is not Christian.
By the way, I gave you a son!
Husband: Have I done anything bad to you?

Slavic
You are sick, you have to sleep.

Yulia
I do not need to go out on the street. My temperature has risen.

Slavic
Bringing an orange?

Yulia
I wanted to say "bring your penis", but then I thought the chances for an orange were much greater.

Slavic
Member comes with oranges automatically

Yulia
Eat the Holi...

xxx: the very good - sitting at the party table and talking on Skype
YYY: And what then?
Well, it’s like going to a movie with a guy, and instead of watching it, it’s like making him mite.
Yyy: Excellent comparison
XXX: What is bad?
YYY: for all
xxx: I refuse
YYY: Nothing
xxx: OK, let it be like going to the theater, and instead of watching a guy
Yyy: Yes, the whole problem is in the word movie.

Lexx: Most importantly, if you see that Grey is getting more than usual, then leave under any pretext.
Prjanik : Why?
Lexx: Because Halk
Prjanik: I understand

We discussed my upcoming modest wedding with a friend:

I have to order you a prostitute for a boy.
Yyy: The Deep Thought of Kirush
Because I have a budget.
You can use an artificial vagina.
yyy: in the cake "story"

Comments under the news that today the Orthodox celebrate Christmas:

666: All Orthodox with Christmas!Peace and harmony!Health and renewal in our souls!Good and patience to all!

I: You would change the nick, virtuous!

Depardieu could be sentenced to two years in prison in France for drunk driving.
The commentary:
He travels drunk, beat a man, crashed a plane... Immediately seen – a real Russian man!

A woman in an elite supermarket chooses the wine she has already bought here, while not knowing the difference between dry, sweet, semi-sweet wines, etc.
The seller-consultant already in complete exhaustion asks: When did you drink, was it sweet or dry?
Woman: We were well...

Komar: Webky, and what is “transition to personality”?
Overmind88: A fuck knows, gondon fucking

According to the predecessor of the RPC, this threat (to Russia) is in the conscious, not compulsory, as with the Bolsheviks, denial of people of faith, in the voluntary contempt of the Kingdom of Heaven.

When the ministers of the kingdom of heaven will cease to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship.

Tagged: greetings
Hi, if you’re not joking.
I am not joking here.
Give me a reasonable advice.
Maximum: Throw it away.
Maximum is next!
Kesha : thank you!
What we need :D

Depardieu has been offered the position of Minister of Culture of Mordovia.
It seems like the famous phrase from the anecdote: "Messier, are you French? Oh, the dick of the dick!And it will soon become a reality!

One of the many forums:

The xxx:
Tell the plz, you can somehow in the wheel prevent the user from pressing a certain combination of keys. The user is quite cut in rights, the prohibited combination is used only in one program, the source of which is not. The problem cannot be solved administratively.

YYYY :
If the keys are at different ends of the keyboard, then you can try to attach one hand with handcuffs to the battery.

and ZZZ:
Can you remove the "forbidden" buttons from the keyboard?

Lilly))
Sometimes she has only one leg to lie in bed, pretending that she is with a man.

Freesty
O_O

Lilly))
here so

Freesty
For dirty realities, you still need not wash and not shave one butt.

She talks to her daughter about the blankets:
T: You and Tamara have been camels all your childhood!
I don’t know what I’m asking:
The faces?

An overwhelmed proga.
My Android started working much faster... I actually don’t have time for the interface now...
And also the mood improved, the hair became more silky, reconciled with the aunt.

I bought 2 pieces. of the stock. A little...

From the Mobile Devices Forum:

XXX: Fullscreen is the screen screen you do! Take a Screen
YYY : Aha! A camouflage is when the camera shoots.

Chaos: because the enemy is not our proud sailor
Hate-Burns: The enemy is not given our proud sailor?
Hate-Burns: I am crying
Hate-Burns: presented how sailors with "Varyaga" beaten away from enemy homics=)