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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75385
 06.01.2013
Customer in the store:

And where are the batteries inserted in the bulb so that it starts to increase?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75384
 06.01.2013
xxx: the soul is filled with pride when you see L. Tolstoy in the screenwriters of the film "Anna Karenina"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №75383
 06.01.2013
x: here go out on the balcony, down spit - 99% in the iTishnik you will get

Y: And everyone says there are many accountants.
Accountant (the disappearing accountant)

X: Everyone is sitting because))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75382
 06.01.2013
How beautiful are the New Year holidays??? No need to strain, I wanted a soup, heated the cold.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75381
 06.01.2013
thx (00:20:40 6/01/2013)
fucking
False expression
by Dexter
"Trying you through your ass in your boots*
In the original "fact"
Our translators are the best.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75380
 05.01.2013
Afterwards, 50 more words were banned in schools, including “dinosaur”, “birthday”, “poverty” and “unemployment”. The word “dinosaur” turns out to refer to the theory of evolution, which may offend the creationist theory, that is, the divine creation of the world. In addition, according to the education, the religious feelings of children can also affect the “birthday”, which is not celebrated by “Jehovah’s Witnesses”.
Tests in American schools should not offend those children whose parents cannot boast of prestigious work and high earnings. Therefore, the words “poverty”, “unemployment”, “home pool” and the mention of various expensive gifts and luxury items should also be excluded.
The word “slavery” is considered insulting, among other things, because it insults the feelings of young African Americans.
It is known that Mark Twain's book "The Adventures of Heckelberry Finn" was removed from school libraries and offered to be burned only because there is a mention of "negro". Mark Twain’s books rank fourth on the list of most banned books.
In one of the Danish cities, it was banned to install a Christmas tree. Most of the officials in the administration are Muslims.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №75379
 05.01.2013
Lexa 3180:Every day, under the window, at the stadium, athletes run, and one fat man.all run against the clock, he is on the clock) so I want to go out and say: boy, you are not on that side you are running.)

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75378
 05.01.2013
You, women, do not know how to drive.
What do you have that we do not have?
Tagged with: fuck!
Ansanna: Well yes, judging by what I see on the roads, it is the majority that runs.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75377
 05.01.2013
xxx:"to have sex = to comfort"
XXX: I will comfort you.
XXX is
Yyy: the comforts of the bars ;)

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75376
 05.01.2013
We have a door on the ground floor, behind it something like a warehouse, and here on the door appeared the inscription "who will enter that IBAN except Vova", and Vova, this is our seven-year-old neighbor, here the niqab does not burn.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75375
 05.01.2013
Sweepstorm (18:55:39 )
Fuck the military, they can’t do without me there.
optimistic) (18:55:49 )
And the universe?? to
Sophia (18:56:15 )
And I can’t do without the universe, here’s the love triangle.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75374
 05.01.2013
xxx: and even more funny becomes when I communicate with an 8-year-old child and understand that I am much more interesting to talk to him than to his 22-year-old sister))
It's an epic file
Here is where the fuck is buried.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75373
 05.01.2013
As a child, when my parents picked up a large amount of cabbage in a vegetable store in the autumn, I thought, "Well, now they will find a sister!"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75372
 05.01.2013
xxx> In which country the minimum concentration of idiots, let’s share, or we’re already across the edge.
yyy> in Israel We have already shared with them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75371
 05.01.2013
According to Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation, the force of gravitation is the stronger the bodies are closer to each other. Similarly, according to Einstein's equation, the stronger the force of gravity affects the body, the slower the time for the body flows. Do not stand, lie on the floor - extend your life :)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75370
 05.01.2013
A friend plays one of the fresh strategies. Trying different races. After another defeat, he starts playing again. To the question "For whom now?" he answered with unfailing sadness in his voice:
for reduced complexity.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75369
 05.01.2013
XX: All you wrote to me is a hentai hentai?
yy:It’s hyvä huomenta, good, fucking, morning in Finnish!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75368
 05.01.2013
If there is no water in the tree, the cats have drunk.
If there is water in the tree, it means the cat has sucked there.! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75367
 05.01.2013
The main thing is that your cat does not suck mercury into its uranium pot.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №75366
 05.01.2013
Which girls’ names do you like the most?
Wow, I can’t answer that way. Will you send me your name and give it back, yes or no?
Oh yeah okay. and Lena?
WOW: No
Olya Luda, Tanya, Katya, Nasya, Valya, Olya, Masha?
TypeError: function takes exactly 1 arguments (8 given)
Yyy: Write one by one
XXX is OK
xxx: s = (Ola Luda, Tanya, Katya, Nastya, Valya, Olesya, masha)
xxx: for i in s:
xxx: function(s)
YYYYYYYYYYY...

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