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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73494
 28.11.2012
Distribution on the tracker:

About the film:
It becomes clear that maniacs only kill virgins. And while the police are trying to find him, the youth finds a way to save themselves.

No more thrillers have been translated.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73493
 28.11.2012
Comparing Blackberry, Nokia and iPhone
Man: You involuntarily come to the conclusion that Blackberry is a Nokia who wanted to become an iPhone, but couldn’t.

[ + 68 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73492
 28.11.2012
Ghennady: I was always a step behind my peers: all the kids in the courtyard had tamagotchi - I didn't have it, I went to school - all the tetris, and I have tamagotchi; they bought me a tetris - all the compas, they bought me a computer - all the laptops... began to run with a girl - all are already married. I’t be surprised if at the end of the world everybody dies, and I go out on the street and say silently in half a voice, “E-ei, where are you all?” and :(

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73491
 28.11.2012
Conversation with a girl
XXX: Listen, what’s it like to get used to thinking that you’re fucking?
Contact removed itself

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №73490
 28.11.2012
I take my daughter from kindergarten... A young mom approaches me and says:
"A, have you already purchased ALL the first necessity products by the end of the world?"

People are preparing.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73489
 28.11.2012
I remembered how my little grandmother drank me with cockroach eggs.I was disgusted and then my grandmother was strictly saying - don't think! swallow immediately! After a while, I began to feel a bit...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73488
 28.11.2012
D: Remind me on Wednesday so I don’t forget to take your tablet.)))))
A: I have to ?
D: remind twice )))) I will forget))) and about the photocopy also remind))))
P: ahahah, the girl’s memory))))
P: I will remind you of everything ?
D: well ))) and if I'm going to psychot the type I remember everything - don't believe me )))))))))))))))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73487
 28.11.2012
For the next session:
- Remember how we handed it over, gesture, I got the seventh topic, it's all confused!
And I have a ticket with questions from the end and from the beginning, a failure at all.
We barely handed it over!
And I got it all.
How is it?
I have been on the transfer nine times.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73486
 28.11.2012
xxx: shit, fools, invent all kinds of dawn and dawn saga, and I then find the dawn time on the 2nd page of the search issue

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73485
 28.11.2012
He helped the elder to prepare for a check-up on history and, discussing the topic of "the fall of the Roman Empire", brought so many examples from modern times that somehow it became unusual.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73484
 28.11.2012
XXX: I heard, Lenka on the diet!)
YYY: Again is it? Three to five days and everything is new.
XXX is not. This time the point will lose weight, she is serious.
YYY: What did you get?
I went with her on the street yesterday. We pass by the macdaka, she stops, pulls the air loudly with her nose and says so loudly - "Our way is blocked by dark magic!"!", then a pause and - "But the will of the templar is stronger than her!!!", takes my hand and pulls me out of there.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73483
 28.11.2012
XHH: Is Irko satisfied with the body, in the sense of the phone?
Yes, as well as
ууу: so much in the phone features more than in Irka so they are difficult together))))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73482
 28.11.2012
Vladimir: hearing, body
Vladimir: What will we eat today?
Alex : remove the word "what" and ask the question again

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73481
 27.11.2012
Argont: Worse fool, fool with admin rights.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73480
 27.11.2012
dialogue with the user about configuring the barcode scanner:
Now let’s check the scanner.
Paul, should I eat?
Natalia, you have to eat.

c) Mastdai

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73479
 27.11.2012
What is a musical hit? As you think, it was when I heard it on the radio, and immediately inserted it, so wow and ah! Or when he listened - a bit of a bit, then listened a couple of times, and here, so to speak, felt and then inserted, and it came to wow and ah!? to

and no. Hit, it was when you listened to the composition and you got upset. And then another year is sick of her!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73478
 27.11.2012
xxx: I read in the community: "In short, I am the Count."
XX: Yes, I think it is true in brief.
xxx: I read the following word: "designer".

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73477
 27.11.2012
The theme of "Positive"
The xxx:
As my grandmother said, it’s better to shoot, recharge and shoot again than to light a light and ask “Who’s here?”

I went to Berlin, beautiful. very much liked! Have you been to Berlin?
No, I was not. My grandfather was. by work. In the tank.

My grandmother is super ;)

Zzz: Yes, and the grandfather is not bad, apparently we went to work together =)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73476
 27.11.2012
Energy (1) communicates by loud communication with the expeditor (2)
2: Here you ordered the Schindler, and here next to them exactly the same machines at the same voltage three times cheaper. I will complain to you, Navalny.
Take what is written! Put the Chinese machines at home. Just keep in mind that all Chinese electricity is specifically designed to reduce the population of Chinese in China and greedy fools around the world. 

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73475
 27.11.2012
YYY: Daniela finally moved from dota to wov, I'm really happy
XXX:"Brother finally switched from cocaine to heroin, I am really happy"

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