All of one:
My friend’s name is Notary. Name, not type of activity. How many charming people write to him almost every day! In addition, they ask questions, which in the notary office, in principle, will be answered free of charge (specifically specified). You have to go to the office! to call! Sit in line!

The murmur:
Oh LOL
I hope no one with the name Photographer, he in Vkontakte is over.

Another freelancer sent me a screenshot of the work done in Word'e. I decided to share this event with my wife.
I go into the room where she is, with the words “People are strange creatures” and I see my wife sitting on the floor and smelling the corner of the palace.

Here you sit at home in the evening next to a cozy table lamp and read a new book in the fantasy genre. And everything is fine - the plot is interesting, the author's slogan is non-obsessive - beauty. And here you will get the geographical name of this world, such as "Westeros", and then the name of the character "Faramir", and then the spell "Vingardium leviosa". And you sit, scratching the tail — and where is the emphasis, how to read it correctly?"
I want a book where it all goes!
yyy: imagined Potter with the Ring sitting on the Iron Throne))
Oh, and this is "winter from the campsite!" :D

yyy - Hm, and if you pour water into the opened bulb of the bulb, freeze it, then break the glass and remove all the fragments, the experiment will be quite safe.

This is the "conference"!

Nicole White: I once had a quarrel with my mom and she told me that I was so lazy that even during her pregnancy I didn't move, drowned a couple of times and then before the fighting. Cats, that was offensive!

Listen, if you are bad, then you are bad, and not everything.

At first I did not understand, I thought - I am so bad, I cannot do everything normally, provide everything. And then I looked at the sides - and it is in chocolate, many and half do not have it. He took everything away, became loving and kind. Now I keep it strict, and she is just happy to go. The slave mentality - as long as the master is good - he is bad and I do what I want, and when the master is evil - any gift is a great honor! Only if I do not need it, I sought a companion of life and a companion to share all the joys and misfortunes of this life in two, and I got the slave Isaur - feed and fuck, and fuck life yourself as you want.

My husband and I have a budget. So common that I also invest in his car (I don't drive, but I am driven), in repairs in his apartment (because it is inherited and I have no rights to it) and other things. And I also fight for his rights before his family, my family and others in turn on the "dovezy is not difficult" and "give in debt here straight tomorrow I will give". He chooses the technique, I choose the excursions and everyone is happy. And you’re just looking for a fairy without brains and opinions, and then complaining that she doesn’t have her own opinion and a slave mentality.

I have the most real bordel of virtual machines. Because I have four of them, named by female names to quickly distinguish, and I fucking with them.

A bordel is when someone else is fucking with you. If only you, then you have a harem.

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xxx on the summer didn't go out on the weekend +10 wakes up

I am being awakened by an alarm.

This is because you are old - young people in the morning - plus 10 cm, and it wakes them up.

It is a nightmare! Children all the time with their phones, computer or tablet! Better to read books! There is no development!
“Since Gutenberg invented the printing machine, youth has gone wrong. They will be stuck in the book – no spirituality. Nicholas of Flavia, 1444

There is direct evidence that there is a thermonuclear reaction on the Sun, there may be small carcasses throwing up and this causes the temperature to rise and hydrogen to burn out. No one planted a research device on the sun and did not take samples of soil.

There is such a thing - spectral analysis. by the radiation with which it burns, you can say exactly what it burns

Neradence: A week ago I was attracted by a plush dragon. Very cute and pretty big.
The cat didn’t like the dragon, because from the cat’s point of view the only object worthy of love is himself. And today, while I was making coffee, the cat finally got to the dragon and killed him very heroically.
Fuck, I should at least cut him off and show him the wreath, but he came to the kitchen so beautiful, with a heroically killed cotton in his teeth, and such a proud expression on his cheek that I roasted, a horse. XD is
SM: Now your cat is named George? x )

You are not an introvert, you are a fool.
Maybe I’ll find another psychologist.

I’m not saying I’m struggling in the bathroom for too long, but when I get there, my mom begins to sing “Farewell to the Slavic”.

Valery
Here you would wake up, like in Heroes III: to immediately see — oh, Capitol gave you 5000 gold, the municipality 2,500, diamonds there from the mine, sulfur.
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Sergey
Oh, a new batch of gargules appeared in the closet, grimmins were born under the bed, and titans are removed from the bathroom.

I work in the service, the client comes (the act is not properly drawn up) with the words "I found you a cane".It sounds especially spicy from the mouth of a person working in the state control.

In a quarrel with his girlfriend, he painted her eyelids with a towel. I go so at work, no one can understand what has changed in me and what is wrong with me. The employee said, “Semonych, I can’t understand why, but something seems to me that you’re a bit dumb today.”

I go to the EuroNet to put money in. Behind the stand, a cute lady is talking on the phone. When she sees me, she ends the conversation with these words: “All, An, I can’t talk anymore. And don’t forget to remove the cowards before the guests.”



There is no scene. I look her in the eyes, she doesn’t look away, but in a second it becomes just a point. Finally, he begins to explain the situation accurately, clearly and with exaggerated calm:



I am alive. With a girlfriend.

with her. and today. The Birthday.

Guests will come.

And at us. In the kitchen. Clothes are hanged.

She can forget.

And you... and you now.

at all. on me. Must get married.



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The Unfortunate :
Don't be fooled, Bosch with the horizontal load of my daughter has been jumping in the bathroom for 3 years, like a monkey, even trying to climb the toilet. and"

Have you tried to remove the transport bulbs?

- Lie on the preservation - there is a girl with a triple (eco). She asks: Do you have a trio? She said, “Until I see you again!
I had it. In the first ultrasound was one, and in a week two. And that same day, the second specialist saw three. :D I was accustomed to seeing more on every subsequent ultrasound on the child.
Maybe they have a bad resolution?
Or they’re afraid to think it’s true.

Holivar for piracy - because of the unprofessionalism of the producers,
People who do not want to learn to earn money.
In the country a crowd of successful musicians and performers, starting with BG (and the same case, when in a couple of days they collected several lamas for an album),
And ending up with very beginners who publish posts "I will perform at a concert in your city while paying for tickets, food and accommodation".

If you are not online, you are "NO".
And earning from the sale of stereocassets is a past era.