WOW: What have you gone there? What was there?
That is PPC!
WOW : well!
I am standing over the breakout, I close my eyes, the wind blows, I admire
See also: Ellaak
XHH: and she's the same type from the back in the five meters there cuddles, makes us tea-cake
Oh well, I wanted to spit like that, just like that, and my eyes are closed!
I am already presenting
I spit like I get a supply in my ear! I open my eyes in shock, I see standing next to the swollen already
Tagged: ahaha
She kind of quietly crawled and stood in front of me and stretched to kiss, and here I am! and ppc!
Theme: AAAAAA LOL
HH: I did not know! She is quiet! and :(

On one site is held a contest of the most beautiful girls, and the prize prof.photosets.Bathed posanov:

What kind of competition is for girls and not for boys? I might also want a professional photo session!! This is discrimination on the grounds of gender, wives:( the grandmothers again want to check their stuff, our beauty will remain
and unprinted.
YYY: Not for that the flower of my beauty blossomed to remain unnoticed!
xxx:this is what I, the wives, my mom told me for 20 years that I was the most beautiful, and what in the end??? A contest for 16-year-old girls, ala lolly patte. Enough to endure!
vvv:xxx, and my mom 19 years old told me that a man should be a little more sympathetic than a monkey:(
xxx:vvv, we will not leave you, friend:) but in the competition you are funny

When I was a kid, I cut out money to play it in monopoly. And now with my nephew I play in monopoly with Belarusian rubles. You guys from Belarus, you are there.

The respected!
I appeal to all those who consider women ‘dumb’, ‘chickens’ and ‘third world beings’! If you really think so, then come and tell your mom about it!

Wife: Only I could cut the package of newspapers with an office knife and cut 25 out of 50 through.
The facepalm?
I: Did you jump on the knife with your legs?
Wife: No... I just pressed... I thought he was stupid...
I: Oh, but it turns out – he’s not stupid... (facepalm)

The news:
Scientists from the Swiss Institute of Technology in Zurich (ETHZ) have developed a thin polymer film containing noble mold. The material is arranged in such a way that the mold can not spread beyond the film, but at the same time is able to remove a number of organic pollutants on the surface, such as food remains on the table or spots from spilled juice.

The commentary:
The main thing is that in the absence of the owner such a barbecue does not empty the refrigerator and does not crash somewhere in the corner.

He - Hi, beautiful, let's get to know when I saw you - I fell in love at first sight without memory!
She – let me. I warn immediately that after a day of dating I do not go on a date, with one went beat, took all the money and the iPhone.
It is a mobile phone :'(

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! to
WOW: What are you talking about?
Stop the fox!
WOW :...
My mom was sitting at the computer, she didn’t write you anything?

Well, since people love it, I am gathering here - a bunch of phrases from Harry Potter fanfics (orthography preserved):
“Harry, you’re injured,” Hermione said.
Harry was surprised.
Blood from your hand sprinkled with a fountain.
“From the right or the left,” Harry said with horror.

There was a sound at night. They are attacking Hogwarts. Harry ran out of the bedroom and saw first-class students scared to urinate around the living room, not knowing where to run.

Harry saw his dean and immediately pretended to be dead.

Harry at the same time, disappointed in the temperamental red women, sat in his expensive penthouse and launched homemade ships in the jacuzzi. The ships sank and Harry suffered.

Hermione, what do you have on your shirt? The Blood! of whom? It is yours, Harry. Your face is broken! Do you not see?

Harry saw Sirius die, saw him lie back and walked into the smoky gate of Death. He wanted death, death, and even pain to Sirius’s cousin, who pushed Black into the gate.

XX: What is needed to entice a man?
YYY: Something from him.
xxx for example?
Hair, nails and teeth.
XXX is the leg.

[22:21:47] <Member> stop me pulling on the stuff

I understood the tragedy of the first time I went to work after the New Year holidays, when in the morning before the mirror I first closed one eye to check if it was exactly painted, and then the second to make sure that they were painted the same... and was very surprised that nothing was visible. I thought.

recently in the army.

Senior Sergeant: Novobranec Artamonov, to me!
Arthamonov suits: Major Sergeant Arthamonov has arrived on your order.
Major Sergeant: What shit? I am the senior sergeant and you are a newcomer!! to
That is true, sir!
Senior Sergeant: So fucking...I didn’t understand, but how do new recruits need to express consent to the senior?
It is the will of the Führer!

We wept and we wept (

How did they beat the cat in our yard, and the sister decided to bury him, telling me such a wonderful news left...After 20 minutes I hear opened the door and went to eat, I go out to the side of the kitchen stands a package, stands like a wreath in the corner...CAT! The dead cat!
Are you crazy, Rita?
I will eat, I will be buried.

Owners of cats, please tell me!!! My cat is 13 years old, a castrate widow, not sterilized. There is a young cat, a mature man. He has been jumping on a cat all day for 4 months, tormenting her, and doing THIS in the back! It does not fall. What’s the point: is he hopeless?? to

Well, the dick is protected, the hole. Or maybe she whispers to him: Not in me!

We asked – we answered:

"I have always wondered: what makes a person become a proctologist?"

From my acquaintance: Mom.

xxx (00:03:27 26/12/2011)
hi to
yyy (00:37:55 26/12/2011)
carefully
xxx (00:38:22 26/12/2011)
You can help
yyy (00:38:32 26/12/2011)
I can
xxx (00:38:45 26/12/2011)
thanks
yyy (00:38:59 26/12/2011)
It was a pleasure to help.

From the Women’s Forum:

"Anonymously
hello.I really liked one guy.and here one day he broke up I was upset.then I started to stick.I put him off.he is very nice, but he is a baby.and here he left our school and I am very sorry about it.say please what to do to forget him or find.I love him"

A properly chosen nick is the first step towards an intellectual conversation

Valerie, it is your time! Another phrase that you shouldn’t talk to a girl.

XHHH - do you say the solder - a password recognizer? by FIGNIA! Vodka - this is the best password recognition!yyy - nifiga... Vodka is a password change :(