Bor is an amazing place. Even if you write, "I once ate a valerian, and then three days cracked the ballayas," there will be twenty people who will tell similar cases from their lives.

How to Increase a Member?
A: O O
A: Put it in the roof! = = )

From the Medical Forum. The question started like this:
Condoms remained within 3 days after sexual intercourse.

On February 23, you will have cakes!

On the morning of the 24th, I’ll show you this message.

Give flowers to a girl. It’s so bright when you do it!

The most popular congratulations "and you"

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I want to thank "bearways" for the significant reduction of maternity payments and monthly allowances for the period 2011-2014 to make enough for the Olympics. The future mothers will be happy, right? Indeed, the president is doing everything to increase the birth rate in the country. My wife and I thank you very much...
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Kupid - Ancient Greek god who protects mortgages

Upyachka: Sometimes I want to crush Medvedev on the cheek. Such a shit. Like a child straight. : 3

I’m called Sunshine, that’s so cute.
I was called by Andrew...
WOW: It was so stressful...

What is the name of the website with the humor from the internet?

<Cobaffko> and you who of the Disney Princesses do you like?
<Pyramid> ginseng
<Cobaff> this is a man 0_x
<Pyramid> what you are all prejudiced

Netmocka – Fuck... I understand. In striptease bars under the tables, the nephiga is not chewing.

Being single is cool, fucking!
I admire again and again!
You can cut your hair in the bathroom.
No one will say a word!
You can throw cigarettes in a cup of tea.
Listen to "The Bottle"
Do not leave the ambulance.
Put it in a bottle!
You can squeeze the seeds directly on the floor.
Throw the dishes there.
I eat unpleasantly.
Let the clothes go!! to
You can become a flora lover.
Drawing in Potatoes
And how it will grow, watch.
This process is very fun!
A pair of socks for two weeks.
Shorts for 4 days.
No one dares to ask you.
The unpleasant smell of X!
Did the cats dare to swallow the pot?
Eat the cats!
Nothing to eat, nothing to fuck.
Let them know, the strawberries!
Don't be ashamed to watch porn
Turn off the sound on "House-2"
Before the morning under the wheels in the club sweat
Go home in the woods!
Easy to call Grandma.
I scared her wildly.
Demidrol in her beer syringe pumping
to be taken into slavery.

I am afraid to run out on the street at -20. And suddenly a couple will go out of their ass and all will see...

The world industry has only 4 years left to learn how to build flying cars or I will doubt the realism of the movie Back to the Future 2.

I am a smart, educated, beautiful girl. I use ArchLinux, I don't wear my brain, I cook deliciously, my head doesn't hurt, I consider sex the best remedy for all problems. and ;))
The reason is that I am a programmer ;)

XXX is Give!Where are you going? ;)
YYY: In the Army

Stay Alive: Buy me a horse!! to
The Big Horse: Alive?
DAVIDOFF: The light, what a horse))))this is a moment
Stay Alive: First of all, you can plush.
Stay Alive: I'll sleep with her
Big HorseTM: Light, I’m the horse, in this case
THE BIG HORGYTM: and places plushed

from ZH:

I recognize myself by looking at my sea pigs. They will clean your cage, they will fill you with a deodorant, filler, straw, seed, feed, vegetables, they will pour water, they will hang salt, they will put on toys, they will wash the cloth, they will invite everything, they will beat you, they will shake you up... They will let you there, fool, and you immediately start to wear on the cage with tragic cries:

Oh God, where is this shit?! to