XXX: Are you going out?? to
YYY: Max, and you’re going to be in the uggs?
xxx: yes
YYY: I will not go out.

On the question “Are human muscles edible?” in Google, the first result is “The effects of hallucinogenic fungi on the human body.” It is true!

Congratulations to the author who wrote this:

In the future, when I become wealthy and powerful, I will definitely rename a park into a “User Name and Password Park.”

Dear, and weak, as in the old Soviet times, plant the park in the form of the words "User" and "Password"? In the Union so planted that the inscriptions are still visible from space! There will be no problems with the justification of the name - once, the second - respect and respect will be provided to you, the third - create your memory for a long time!

In addition, if you are with a lot of money, you and the land under this business to buy will not be a pity. and ;-)
Or all for 20 years everything is just renamed, exploiting the already existing, but in order to make the most new and original - damn who you expect. At the same time, you will be the first in the post-Soviet country to plant a park, not to cut off the forest. It is :-)

You and I weigh 130 kilos together.
YYY: As one American...
XX: Aha, eight years old

He also deprived me of my virginity.
WOW: Have you been able? Fast and what is it?
The first half-minute the body wears and cries: “A-a-a-a, a foreign body is in me!”11 and the remaining time decides whether to describe it or lose consciousness. I don't know what this is only the first time, I would be asexual)))

Matan - I love you!
YYY: What is it?
xxx: And what, I have invested so much in these days in understanding and realizing this subject that it is simply impossible to be indifferent to it. And to say that I don’t like it, the tongue won’t turn. So I am proud to confess to Matan in love!
XXX: And I now respect the professor very much. He always explained everything clearly in pairs, just someone (I) did not follow the thread of meaning.
Yyy: Well, I went to my student’s cover :D

Lucky people come to the grail from the other side.

To think of yourself as a bald monkey, and to see the meaning of life as sleeping, eating, and dying, is, of course, a dignity. Do not ruin him. will not succeed. You will not fall out of the hole.

To worship a fictional creature that no one has ever seen, to observe some foolish rules such as circumcision, periodic fatigue by hunger, to constantly limit your freedom and impose these restrictions on others, to ruin your own health, to blow up the subway - this is, of course, just wonderful, this is the meaning of life and this is what you must strive for, it is reasonable, logical, and everything else is meaningless. It is also necessary to water the shit of those who worship not your whore, but their own. And in order to something, you don’t have to do anything at all, you just have to do a couple of rituals and spaghetti in space will give you it. You do everything right.

I have not been with my grandmother for a long time. I look for something on the internet and here it starts to brake.(x to I)
X: Slow Slow Internet
Don’t worry, they may have a good lunch.
= = )

X: Well what, as celebrated the new year, unforgettable?
YYY: Unforgettable

Shop at the box office:
– Running
Where to run?
Give away

See also: Penguin
See also: Linux
and Ubuntu.
See also: Gento
The fucking fuck.
Wow... I don’t know such an OSI.
I thought we were in an association.
See also :DDD

The modern man is like a cactus: not sympathetic and always near the computer (Matthew STR®)

From the hub discuss the non-breakable glass Gorilla glass 2.

11 Do you watch TV? Is your team playing badly? Stop throwing a bottle into the TV!
Now without consequences!

A bottle of Gorilla Glass?

And the fragments do not need to be cleaned, and the TV is fine, and the nerves are fine :)

444: And the airmen no longer feel so badly.

Emergency doctor with 50 years of experience (on lectures, facial expression - monstrously calm):
"If you are lucky, and you will see an open fracture of the chest..."
"... and the driver of the killing takes off half the heads. We come - and he is already brainwashing with rain, what can we do here?"
Come home and pull your grandmother, well or grandfather, by the hand – do you hear the scream?
A lot of girls then long drowned after such lectures.

<[sky]snob> and inaccessible smart - will die old virgins surrounded by a bunch of cats?
<[PEER]Dyxa> [sky]snob: By the way, how is your cat?
<[sky]snob> [PEER]Dyxa: thank you, well

Discussion of the old horrorist, which was watched as a child: "...I remember, I remember, how to remember, almost scared... or scared... I don’t remember this..."

Now my parents believe in the ability of extrasensors, in the existence of ghosts, and in the end of the world.
Thanks TNT for this!!! to

The cat’s name is Heroin. They wanted to call him a hero, but then decided to stick. In short, once the husband of the family was going to work, came out of the entrance, looked around and saw that the cat was locked on the balcony (3th floor). The chicken was there for dinner. Well, he and shouted to his wife in the window "Lena!! Heroin on the balcony!!"... well and the suspicious eyes of passers and the whistle of the wife as a consequence :DD

We do not throw away the small remnants of soap, we collect them and then cook one big one.
YYY: Oh yeah, it is clear. Hi Uncle Isis.
I don’t have Uncle Isis.
Yyy: People like you always have an uncle Izza.