DerArto: If you look at the calendar, you can see that next Monday is already winter.
If you look out the window, when will it end?

But I wonder, dear drivers, when you rush through the city street in the third row, see a pedestrian crossing in front of it and the cars of the first and second rows, why do you suddenly press the gas pedal, not the brake? Is it because you confuse the pedals or decide that these machines are just tired of driving and suddenly wanted to stand there?

I play with my son (4.5 years old) in the Mortal Kombat on Xbox.
Dad, what is the name of that evil uncle who has scratched legs?
Baraka
Pause for 30 seconds
And the name?

X: I tried with a friend some cocktail "land - air". Check if it works. The point is, drink a glass of vodka and drink champagne as much as you can. I cannot stand on my feet. You say, you think, but two limbs are too little to keep balance.
Y: Well the norm.
X: So, until the end of the party on the four and flooded. The apartment is large, then we will go to one company, then to another.
Y: We had a great time.
Z: Ah, as if gravity has become several times stronger...
X is me.

From the Bike Forum:
XXX - Don't forget to buy clothes... and don't save on them!
zzz - The guy is right, on his skin tried all the pain of motorcycling without equipment. I will be able to ride my quad-cycle only in about a year.
YYY – Why?
AAA – I was cold.

to this:
I was sitting on a dailap, I know what to expect.
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What is typical, then websites opened up times faster than now through 3G and LTE.

[11:05, 24.11.2014] I call Kentuck, asking how the weekend went?
[11:05, 24.11.2014] A long pause...
[11:06, 24.11.2014] ‪And the answer: how did you go...?

(They are
Briefly about the weekend
On the day of his birth, Serjoji, the only person with normal vision, was mocked and irritated with two eyes.

Article on Eurosport: "Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos graduated from school at the age of 28."
The commentary:
The young man, Serena A good technician has to be chosen.

I seem to have enormous reserves of the mind, and it sometimes takes me almost a week to get them out.

c) Mark Twain

After raising two children, I have everything to do with chocolate – associated with a brown sticky goose that can’t be washed off. Especially me kills the phrase - "Everything in Chocolate" - for me it is synonymous with the word "Pizzeria".

Greetings again!

Has the pedestrian chauffeur started? I have a recipe.
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Going out or out on the road, we will consider ALL those around us to be debils, then we will almost guaranteed to preserve our lives, health, freedom, finances.
Yes, a pedestrian, this driver must give you the way. If he’s normal, he’ll slow down, or even smash your hand/blink your headlights to show your intentions. But if he's a fool, he either doesn't see you, or he just doesn't care. Do you want to spend the rest of your life on asphalt?
Yes, the driver, the pedestrian had to make sure that the road was free. If he is normal, then, when he notices you approaching, he will apologize, then stop his run, or accelerate and leave your trajectory. The fool will either ignore you, or catch right under the wheels, or start to throw, eventually diving under your buffer. Do you have any other plans besides dealing with the police?

What if two normal people meet who consider their visavi a fool? And nothing special. The pedestrian will stop on the edge of the road, and the driver smoothly and in advance slows down, after which both will smile to each other and calmly break away.
You know, it’s nice to know that the one who at first seemed a fool has turned out to be an adequate person. On the contrary, it is terribly disappointing.

P.S If this becomes a clandestine public movement, I propose to use, as a symbol of identification, a volcanic salute, well, or a scout.

In Russia there are only two banned signs on the roads: "Photoshooting" and "The evacuator works".

And also the foundation block FB1500. This is when travel is completely prohibited.

In the nearest pharmacy, I saw a plate for small things with an advertising picture, as it is. Drawed pregnant mermaid and advertises it for some reason a remedy for hemorrhoids. I was surprised, telling my faithful tonight, saying, what is the logic? To what he answers me, he said, probably, meant that being a pregnant mermaid is such a hemorrhoid...

In the discussion of the film erotic content:
XXX: Sorry for the silly question, but what is the story of the film?
YYY: Long to explain. Everything is confused there. In short, they were all fucking.

You come to the usual forum - no one understands the mail that is crazy smart. You come to the forum of specialists - no one understands you because you are stupid and know nothing about the subject, in addition, you can't understand anything from them.

The Academic Institute. Next to the hood is a refrigerator with drinks, the door is glass. The grandfather with the appearance of the professor dresses and looks at her like a mirror. He subdues another, with the appearance of a docent and echoingly interested: "what, pepsicolls wanted, and you are embarrassed to ask?"

C has commented:
If it were necessary to pass a logic exam to use the Internet, what a wonderful place would the network be again.
Yyy: Oh, empty and uninhabited. and ;-)
zzz: If a logic exam were required for a child to be born, the Internet exam would not be required.

It is naive:

The previous boss considered her a valuable figure, who "is not obliged to know all the wisdom." I was already looking for a new job, as suddenly came a new, young boss, who after listening to me advised the SD, closing the application, to describe in detail the cause of the malfunction and send him notifications. In parallel, a new accountant, a 25-year-old girl, who recently graduated from the university, was found and interviewed. From the old aunt the boss began to take explanatory for every "false" challenge. tk. The aunt was inclined, wicked and stupid, then thought that these explanatory would make me, and therefore did not change her behavior and continued to do harm. Soon, on the basis of explanatory, she was fired for official non-conformity, with an article in the work book. Now for almost a year, a new girl is working, shows good results and does not bother the admin with stuff.
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You are like small. The boss is always aware of all the dirty financial secrets of his boss, and therefore he is an inviolable personality. People have the tendency to age, and their knowledge and skills - to age. If your girl will not regularly improve her qualifications, then in 15 years she will become absolutely the same not painfully literate aunt, whom the boss who worked with her for a long time will never dismiss, because then she can give it to anyone she wants.

My husband and I were in a small accident. The husband writes an explanatory:...Around the accident, he took the left, because people and police officers stood and walked on the road..."