When they invented their glossy iPads, did they think of spotlights on the ceiling, or not?! to

Wow: So, when you put the spotlights on the ceiling, did you think that most devices have bright screens, or not?! to

"yyy: I am waiting for reports about a vertical take-off assembly combine.)))"
Then filled the gasoline and started the reactor.
and quickly smelled grapefruit and oats
Our simple Soviet tractor rose into the sky.
Then he flew back to his hometown. © USSR

Why do cats sit in boxes? They pay tribute to the Schrödinger Cat.

XXX: Oh, Hah - these cash really always and everybody has! Just different. And those who say they’ve got the same one that doesn’t fuck the brain are fucking! And the only way out is to find one whose hands will not arouse in you the desire to violate the criminal code. Well, or not to look, drink beer, play computers, fuck prostitutes and eat what you got - the option is generally not worse.
Well, every woman will always, ALWAYS be dissatisfied with a man - "how, Opel, not a Mercedes?", "how, a Mercedes, not a Lexus?", "what am I, like a buggy, riding on the old lexus? He is 4 years old!" At first I did not understand, I thought - I am so bad, I cannot do everything normally, provide everything. And then I looked at the sides - and it is in chocolate, many and half do not have it. He took everything away, became loving and kind. Now I keep it strict, and she is just happy to go. The slave mentality - as long as the master is good - he is bad and I do what I want, and when the master is evil - any gift is a great honor! Only if I do not need it, I sought a companion of life and a companion to share all the joys and misfortunes of this life in two, and I got the slave Isaur - feed and fuck, and fuck life yourself as you want.

In the frame and on the wall.

The first question that comes to our minds is: what hell did the unarmed journalists go with expensive equipment and money into the bad neighborhood of Brussels? Have you ever heard that there are places in a normal country where you shouldn’t go?
I have repeatedly observed with amazement in the residents of Moscow the strange unpreparedness to see European countries. I observed this even in my hometown, in the place of which Moscow guests persistently (sometimes for years) saw only a small reserve of fun inexpensive strawberries, decorated with church spires with cockroaches.
In the place of real Paris, they see wallpapers for the desk. In the place of real Liverpool - stylish black and white Beatles in their youth, sitting somewhere in the sun. On the site of the real Brussels - a shopping gallery in the old city.
The thought that everywhere is its Biryulevo, and some places it is times cooler than our daring fantasies - leaps away from them with peanuts.

vokindak: When you come, look in the refrigerator, what is missing. I will buy on the way home.
Cara: I bought bread, cheese, sausage. There is no black caviar in the refrigerator.

xxx: the boss wants " somehow to process photos" for the site
xxx somehow
yyy: send to the community of photoshopers with the request "all chmoki! Take pictures somehow. I am so happy!"

I work at a small point in the TC, I sell paintings by numbers.

At three o’clock there is no one, because it is the middle of the week, and here, unexpectedly, comes a young man. Then he asks what it is, “and why I was sent to you.” I tried to explain it as briefly and clearly as possible. We found mutual understanding, I ask what the girl likes, we have a little topic.



Maybe the girl loves nature more than animals. The people...?

The people? No is. The girl is a doctor. I love sex and sarcasm.

One professor was invited to the militia to read a lecture on the fragments to the menta... Since the menta did not want or could not understand anything, then when it came to the practical part and the professor asked what was more - "3/5" or "6/7", no one replied.



But the professor found a way - he formulated the question differently:

What is more: 3 bottles of vodka for 5 people or 6 bottles for 7 people?

The mentions immediately answered that 6/7 is more.

What is news in Ukraine is a joke in Russia.

The daughter in the cartoon heard the phrase "I am crazy about love" and decided to find out this issue with us.
I sit with my wife and eat lunch. The girl approaches and asks:
“Daddy, did you go crazy as soon as you saw your mom, or after you got married?

From the explanatory chief of protection of the trade complex:
“I, Natalia, didn’t ride a wheelchair, I just got up on it to get the red cage from the top shelf, but I didn’t stand and fell on it. As a result, the hose itself clothed on my head, and I grabbed the hose along the road to brake. “Ege-ge-ge” cried out to warn the opposing buyers of the danger. And the empty bottles of cognac were rolling there before me.”

seriously?

EXACTLY the same, if the game-book-film is of poor quality (not running, instead of video tape, no sound, confused places of the page or pages are lacking due to the printing marriage), the seller is obliged to replace the product.

Just when I was in Arkham Origins after twenty hours the character stuck in textures and refused to go out, Warner Brothers immediately apologized and returned the money. Oh no, it was not so. They asked five times to send the system data, and then said "this is a known problem, you have a sew, we can advise you to start again." K - customer orientation.

Conversation at work. Terrorist attacks are being discussed.
- But when I go on vacation, I hope that if the plane crashes, it is better on the way back, so that I can have the pleasure of rest.

I work at a small point in the TC, I sell paintings by numbers.
At three o’clock there is no one, because it is the middle of the week, and here, unexpectedly, comes a young man. And then he asks what this is "and why I was sent to you". I tried to explain it as briefly and clearly as possible. We found mutual understanding, I ask what the girl likes, we have a little topic.

Maybe the girl loves nature more than animals. The people...?
The people? No is. The girl is a doctor. I love sex and sarcasm.

XXX - Here's how many stories I've heard about these light bulbs in my mouth! I can’t believe I can’t get it back! Fuck, I’m already on the edge, barely containing myself not to try myself.

yyy - Hm, and if you pour water into the opened bulb, freeze it, then break the glass and remove all the fragments, the experiment will be quite safe.

ZZZ – to go! It is beautiful! Our people are invincible.

xxx: Someone painted in the elevator, sorry fuck. And so he signed "that this is a shit!" And today someone glued under it a sticker from household chemicals "to store in an inaccessible place for children".

Qqq: About the friendship between m and z.
qqq: I met a former woman in the subway on a meeting escalator.
Qqq: I’m in a hug with my new girlfriend. She hugged with her boyfriend.
Qqq: Almost aligned, we stretch each other’s hands.
QQQ: High five
Qqq: Let’s go on with the poherfeys. Currently in Houston.

Only if I do not need it, I sought a companion of life and a companion to share all the joys and misfortunes of this life in two, and I got the slave Isaur - feed and fuck, and fuck life yourself as you want.

This is not the woman you chose, in the hole and chest polstered here and got. Life satellite is not selected by these parameters

We drove in a buchanka - a guard to work, on the road of bikes, history. We had a very good middle-aged man:

Once a friend and I went fishing, he fell under the ice, I laughed so much, I laughed so much!

Why did you laugh?

Because my friend was a joke, I thought he was joking.

and I-Y?

He has drowned.