Hello, I have a problem.

I hear, what is the problem?

The lights were turned off and the data was not saved.

You have an interruptor.

He wrote, I was scared and turned it off.

I and a friend have a business in the field of IT and DM, but with the birth of the child I took a year's leave and only from November began to work and then almost always from home. So, at the end of December I needed one project to close, and the child's tooth climbs, you understand that you can't work in such conditions and I went to the office.

Since he gathered in a hurry, he naturally forgot the keys from the office and sat down to work in the open space, but a little in the corner, the light by his habit did not include the general involuntary was a hidden spy.



After a couple of hours, I hear a noise, someone is walking and reassembling the technique, I look like a guy in the system changes the setup, the operative and the video card. Just look at what he takes in his bag. I said, “Hello, who are you?“He was thrown up. You can’t be so frightened, I’m a new Sysadmin, and who are you? I’m working here too, but I don’t remember anything. That’s because I’m only working for a month.

Wow, I ask, what are you doing? The car responds. Why in the bag? They need them in complete boxes and for writing.

Here his eyes ran and said, "I look you a young guy, not tired of paying for the bullshit on these thick sums? Do you want to earn?” Of course I want, I answer. And how?

A, he says, I look at the equipment of the machines, then I order spare parts in non-working condition for pennies and change, and I sell normal, you will order and sell, and I will change. income by half. Great, but what about the cameras? Yes, I tell them on Sundays for the “test test” I turn off.



I called a friend and took on the next Sunday that idiot with a rack. The most funny thing is that he said at the interrogation that it was I who beat him and invented everything myself, and when I found out who I was, I was offended. I deceived him. In March, the court will leave a man for a couple of years in the settlement, and even if he does the condition, he will not find a normal job anymore. And then I want to ask him if the sum of three of his salary was worth to lose his life.



P.S The new satellite no longer has access to cameras.

Do you know how intelligent adults work?

I will tell you.

I call by announcement, vacancy of the builder. The schedule of work is beautiful, prices - too, the location is suitable, and the discussion of payment begins. I am :

How do you design employees?

The Employer:

- Well, officially, we sometimes arrange, but for that you need to work with us for a while.

How much to work?

b) half a year

Under what contract will I work for the next six months?

So, why do you need a contract? It is just paper. To be sure of paying, you need to come, work, talk to guys who are already working, and that’s all!

(I) – But the contract is your insurance too, and again – how can I be sure that you will pay me?

(R) - Girl, the contract is just to rub, we are adults and serious people and we are not doing such nonsense. And we don’t advise you, it’s a nonsense, what to trust the papers.

I put on the phone and thought. I'm not drawing on a serious man yet, but it's a pity.

Partners came to the office. I ask if they want coffee or tea.



“Yes, coffee, please,” the man replied.

“I also have coffee,” the woman spotted disgustingly.



We sit in negotiations. The man vividly gestures, explaining the nuances, the woman sits, arrogantly looking at everyone. Even coffee runs through the teeth. Although the contract has already been signed, it is mutually beneficial. Why all?



The meeting ended. The man said goodbye to everyone by the hand, thank you for cooperation. The woman moved impatiently to the exit.



My reflection on arrogance in the negotiations was interrupted by the boss:



Have you seen her face beaten with Botox? I need to ask her cosmetologist.

I will pay for you. Give me money.

In the Peter's Water Channel, the quality controller of purified water works. Ordinary river crabs, a few. They sit in a pipe through which purified water passes and react to the appearance of impurities with an increase in pulse. The change in pulse is recorded by sensors that send a signal to the controller. All is simple. Moreover, this is the most accurate way to detect impurities in water, more accurate sensors people have not yet come up with. Cancer works alternately for several years. Then they are released (pensioned) and taken to the service of others, younger. And, most interestingly, only male cancers are employed. Feminism has nothing to do with it. The fact is that females are inadequate for this job. They are more emotional, distracted by everything – on lighting, on noise, on people, on other females... And so their pulse changes not only on the appearance of impurities in the water, but on any occasion. In other words, as with people.

The government of Haiti has appealed to Russia for help. The State Duma immediately responded and increased the fines for drivers by 5 times.

Today, a senator offered to pay a one-time allowance to self-employed people who want to get out of the shadow, which prompted me to write this post.



This one-time benefit in our country, like, has long existed and is called a subsidy to open a small business. It is the centre of employment. So, I recently came to mind the idea of opening a small business and I decided to go to this center for advice. I was there at the end of January 2019. This is done in the center by a special person to whom I was sent. I will not write a dialogue for a long time, the meaning is as follows: there are no regulatory documents in this regard for 2019 and when they will be - it is not clear (the program has existed for many years), what needs to be gathered for this is not clear yet, but the most important thing in this - that the recipient must be OFFICIAL unemployed for more than 30 days (and this means refusing you employers more than three vacancies).



The program says that this is to stimulate entrepreneurship and create jobs. Thus e. According to the logic of the state, in order to become an entrepreneur, to manage people and to have the right to use the state. By means you must prove your complete insolvency as an employee, having received a refusal even in the work of a courtier. Officials are based on the same principle.

In the Peter's Water Channel, the quality controller of purified water works. Ordinary river crabs, a few. They sit in a pipe through which purified water passes and react to the appearance of impurities with an increase in pulse. The change in pulse is recorded by sensors that send a signal to the controller. All is simple. Moreover, this is the most accurate way to detect impurities in water, more accurate sensors people have not yet come up with. Cancer works alternately for several years. Then they are released (pensioned) and taken to the service of others, younger. And, most interestingly, only male cancers are employed. Feminism has nothing to do with it. The fact is that females are inadequate for this job. They are more emotional, distracted by everything – on lighting, on noise, on people, on other females... And so their pulse changes not only on the appearance of impurities in the water, but on any occasion. In other words, as with people.

We met yesterday with a classmate, he works in a store of medical equipment, tools and all kinds of mistakes, there is a mini-office. further from his face.

In the evening, closing soon. I sit at work, work in tanks, sometimes I look at monitors from cameras.

I see some engine at the entrance. I watch - two schoolthrones stand and crack on the Braille font, where the working time and contact info are placed. Apparently funny to them it seemed that a blind disabled person would come and start driving with his hands on the food.

I get up, go out and knock them up with a sleeve. One man managed to escape, the other was caught by the cap. I keep holding and asking, “Nahera? Tell me Naira? “” It is silent. I take him to the store, telling the partner at the box office to look after him. I bring him a cane with water and a cloth.

“Go,” I said, “your

Stir and went to wash. and washed.

All I say, go on.

has gone.

After 40 minutes, a partner runs to me and says that a man came to me with mint. I think “Huawei.”

I went out, I watched — there are a man, a mint and that boy. The man's face is such that there would be no mint - he would have crushed me with our same scalpel on the vinegret. I wonder what the matter is.

Ment reports to me that from the words of the boy I insulted him, beat him, raped him, drove him in the face, made him sit on a bottle and called his mother the last words.

I say, “Okay, shit, go on!”

We enter the office, give them a recording from the cameras, where everything is perfectly visible, what they and a friend did and what punishment he suffered. We go out. Father approaches his son and tells him so much that I sat down. I apologized and left.

All suitable parents. What the boy hoped for, one thing is known.

We had a wonderful teacher at the university. Wise, demanding, but rather humorous. And he had a strong diverging strabismus, especially when he was angry. We, as dumb first-class students, in their supposedly closed VK groups made memes on popular then-healers such as Evil Schoolchildren, Penguins-sociophobes and others:



Percentage of people looking at you as...

@ by

Or not to you.



A semester has passed and the session has begun. The Exam. The above-mentioned teacher enters the audience full of people, unloads the tickets and says:

You know, many people think that if a person is older, then social networks are not for him. He starts to smile badly, but I’m not. So you sit... prepare... and I’ll watch you. Well, or not to you...



After this phrase the whole course for some reason understood that no one above the trio will get...

The zoo is the only place where all prisoners are innocent.

Everything is known in comparison.

The Doctor of Science first read a lecture at the institute. At the end of the course, the students took the exam. At the first examination he passed, putting him a naught. 

Then, after listening to the answers of the others, he searched for the first one in the dormitory in the evening and, apologizing, rearranged emy neud to the perfect.

According to Rosstat, the fastest delivery of pizza, then prostitutes, and then the police and the ambulance with firefighters. The Ministry of Emergency Affairs recommends that in the event of an emergency, you first order pizza and prostitutes to fight the threat together before the arrival of the authorized services.

I remember in my student years, I worked in Ostankino, a scene collector, collected the program known to everyone at the time Factory of Stars, and on the decorations sits a black guy and does nothing, well, many began to whisper among themselves, type of which is stuck and does not work. As a result, someone approached him, and in our Russian-Math language, explained that there is nothing to cool down, let’s work like everyone else. He pulled with us from probably half an hour to various decorations, until a scriptwriter ran and said that he was a participant in the program. It was later revealed that it was Pierre Narcissus. (That’s how it’s called)

I have one aunt, she is one of those people whose boldness is just over the edge. At the time, I was still apologizing to people when they asked me to borrow money, but now I just refuse. I then arranged to work on a monolithic house building and had a very good money. Of course, all the relatives knew. And apparently my mother told my aunt what my first salary was, and she needed the money very urgently. And now my phone is ringing and her number is lit up.

I am I, my aunt

Just from Flight

T: - Save your mother, I have already spoken to your mother, she supported me, I need 8 thousand.

I have never even talked to her personally before.

I: Oh shit, there is no money.

T: How is it? ! to You are working!

I: - Well, I work, but here you have to pay for the apartment and buy. (Yes, I used to be soft-hearted, now I would have sent it right away.)

Q: So where did you put all the money? You got 60,000!

I: - (no fucking fucking, forty) the debt distributed, done, spent. (I can’t believe I was as stupid as I was)

T: So take what my mom gave her and I’ll give it to her later.

I: So it is you and her that decide.

T is NDA? ... look at it. Do not ask us for help.

He dropped the phone. Immediately the mom called, said that now will call my aunt and will ask for money, say you just don't give her, or she will never give. I explained to her the conversation that had already taken place and said with such clutches the next time I will send a walk to the side ***. And since recently, they have not communicated with their mom, because the latter did not give her a washing machine when she bought a new one, but gave it to her daughter. But I can see that my mother is happy with it.

This story took place in the late 1980s at Denver Airport (DEN). I just arrived from Houston (where I lived) and was about to take a flight departing from Denver. And here I go through the airport, pulling a suitcase behind me, I don’t touch anyone... And then my aunt jumps over me and says loudly, “Hey, the carrier! Bring my suitcases to the check-in stand in landing area 34!” He puts his suitcases on my side. I think what to do next, especially given that my flight is just departing from Landing Zone 34. The decision is made, we execute. I pass my suitcases and continue on my way.

After a few moments to the aunt comes that her demand has been ignored and she pursues me, on the move beginning to whistle. When she grabbed me, she grabbed me in the ear, “I’m not used to repeating! “To which I answer, ‘Here’s great, don’t repeat it again. Please leave me alone.” In general, she pursued me all over the terminal, throwing her suitcases in the middle of the passage.



And here I am in Landing Zone 34. At the check-in stand I greeted the check-in officer and asked her to open the entrance to the landing corridor so that I could get onto the plane and start preparing him for flight. And then our aunt arrived at the registration stand and cried out, “No, I won’t let this lazy carrier escape the punishment! He dropped my suitcases! I want him fired!”

The registrar looked at me and asked, "Don't you think it is necessary to remove this lady from the flight?" I replied, “Yes, of course. Safety of crew and passengers. Inadequate behavior, possibly alcoholic intoxication. The servant smiled and said, “I’ll call the security service and take care of the bureaucracy. “Happy flight Captain!”

The Doctor of Science first read a lecture at the institute. At the end of the course, the students took the exam. At the first examination he passed, putting him a naught.



Then, after listening to the answers of the others, he searched for the first one in the dormitory in the evening and, apologizing, rearranged emy neud to the perfect.

Not so long ago, my sister flew to Switzerland to relax from everyday life, ski, drink hot chocolate, admire the mountains. She returned, tells about her impressions and in a bunch of information not interesting flies one very funny phrase: "In general, I was very surprised by their mentality." I’m a simple person, I hear about mentality – I ask what it’s about. My sister tells a story.

The girl and her mother go through the park, walk, communicate and then suddenly the girl says, "Mommy, it is hard for me to carry a doll." A. the doll, it should be noted, was actually the height of a little more than half the girl. The mother replied, “Let’s put her here on the bench and take her on the way back?” Then they really just put the doll on the edge of the bench and continue their way. This is the European mentality.

The interests of the state and the people usually do not coincide.