News: Director Nikita Mikhalkov, speaking at the pre-New Year’s ceremony of state awards in the Kremlin, read the poem of his father.
The comments:
XXX: What is his merit?
Yyy: A poem with expression read.
zzz:It's like on the New Year's Morning-read a verse-receive a gift from Santa! ))

I am still in hysteria...
I sit down, I watch some New Year's show.. one artist has finished singing, the second comes out... but kaaaaka! Under the sound of the imperial march comes the dart wanderer, loudly sopping and breathing.. then removing the helmet, and there.. there sergey beasts, bleat!!! to
There is nothing holy in them:'(

working in the trade of machinery, other times there is a desire to bind some customers, to put on pallets and order a return to the supplier, in the nursery, due to a factory brain defect...

A terrible girl is like tomato juice: either with vodka or her naker.

If you’re called three times in the morning and asked, “Sanya, are you alive?”Q&A: The party went well.

Give yourself a gift for the new year! Purchased saabic)Prince means connected, and of course on all! After 10 minutes, the door ringing.. I look in the eye and there a neighbor, a man 35 years old.. I already invented the deceit, I open.. here he came to me, with the words of the song, stretches the flash... Well I was in shock, dropped... Another 15 minutes later another neighbor from below... Don’t believe, came to find out where and what the system took...

Shhas here delivered a track from "Summer" I sit girls from the fifth floor I wait))

of Russia.

xxx: I am increasingly noticing that in the state of a light stupor of a person can be driven by the request "nam any word";

I go to the shop this morning. Aunt meets, gives me the rabbit’s ears, grills: dress. I dressed...why do I think? In half an hour a call rings. I look into the corridor, and there all the employees (man 40) in the same ears go somewhere. I am behind them. I came to the acting room. 40 rabbits sit and wait for something. The chairman comes in. The voice from the hall: "O, Masai, fucking, came!"

She: You are offending me =(

She says: I will pay!

He is: How much?

Zombiracer: We have a tradition
Zombiracer: 31 December each year
Zombiracer: Non-Drinkers Watch the Same Movies

AspidPoint: With the past you!)) Health, happiness, money and that the fuck until the 80s stood))
Slacker: Shake it terribly.... I will die at 60.... and the Hui will stand until 80.... the funeral will be rusty)))))))
AspidPoint: xDD you enter the anal history as the most concerned dead
where is the history of anal?
AspidPoint if I knew, I would have come in a long time ago.

I write to a friend's Skype, who in all ways privatized his Mom, because I don't know her especially and wrote decently.

I: Good morning! With you coming! The battle at home?
No, that shit has gone somewhere.

For C, for Perl, for Unix-shell, for Windows, for Gates, for Intel, for script, for byte, for Unicode, for Linux, for "Hello, World!"
Happy New Year, programmers!! to

Fuck, well, a joke - my husband got a tree at work on the hole, he pulled it home, put it in the corridor, and it is packed all and you can't see anything, I decided to get it and put it, so that the branches are broken, but here, she is some 2 color - green and dried-yellow, I said that this body I will not put and tomorrow he will go for a normal green tree, well, and this same one must be thrown out.

I went yesterday to write "Lena, I love you" under the windows of my girlfriend, came
I realized that someone had already written it. Comfortable, I just had to
Follow the old contour. and :-)
......

Oh wait...

The boss is hysterical. He received 20255 sheets of acts for signature. He must sign them to the NH. He wrestled Friday - I am a soldier for all the loudness. He sits and signs all who approach him. I am in shock. I didn’t know him like that...

If you consider yourself the smartest, why does your surname sound different than Putin?
c) the seed

A call from a distant Siberian city

In those years there were still no mobile phones, but they already began to delay wages and steal the cable to the flower store. There were a few days and hours left for the NHS. Early in the evening the phone is ringing at our house - the male voice is very sorry and asks only to tell him - has he called our city?
In front of us, we are all happy! What is the problem? Yes, my wife has something with the phone... It happens... With an attacking one! And you too! Let’s break down, in short.
Even after an hour the call is the same voice, but already some disappeared and almost crying: he is calling from a distant Siberian city, and in our city he has only a student wife from his acquaintances, removes the room, and we, he met us an hour ago (!) is
He called his wife all night, but there was something with the phone, he tried to change the last numbers in the room (such as calling neighbors) - useless! Then he changed the first number and came to us. He asks only to call and tell him that he has a ticket for tomorrow. Let us call! There is no problem! They themselves were in such a situation - stuck with a child in the village, the only telephone at the mail does not work. My grandmother is worried.
(Maybe not to survive) They scratched the number with a nail and handed it to the passing driver.
We try to call our student: no replies at all.
- hardly heard noise and voices, and even music is heard (telephone specialists will clarify the situation). Everything is clear: at the end of the year-quarter-month-decade, the plan at any cost, is "further improvement of the telephonization of the population". Or, on the contrary, the bombs of the cable cut off on the mole. We will find out the address.
We have friends living nearby! But even their TLF is silent like a partisan in the interrogation. The car is under the windows – we gave the word to call!
We will knock at the door! Here is the address, here is the apartment. There is no one’s apartment. We call the neighbors – yes, the owners of the apartment of grandchildren are nursing somewhere. In the neighborhood there is a girlfriend.
Instruct the neighbors, leave a note at the door.
The neighboring house is less than a hundred apartments. My wife and I put each other on a “weak?” Find a girlfriend.
We entered the house from two sides. I already encountered the grandmother-s-lavochki on the second floor (there are benefits from them!) She, moving away the neighbors, directed me to the right apartment in the neighboring entrance. The woman is already knocking at the door. No one calls the neighbors again. Yes, we were, Our girlfriend came in, wanted to call the Aeroflot reference. Have you understood the TLF? Aeroflot is serious. It is no time for us to visit friends and with a pleasant neighbor never to go for tea. We try to find out what our girlfriend is dressed in - the answer: sweaters-shorts-tops; special signs - Our girlfriend is very upset about this.
Instruct the neighbors, leave a note at the door.
Go to the nearest airport. There is no one like my girlfriend.
There was another indifferent soul in the reference. Popularly explains to us: in front of the NG all tickets are purchased in advance, there is a “book” (for the Ministry of Internal Affairs,
KGB), at the airport before the very departure you can try to buy a ticket from this armor. The indifferent soul calls somewhere else and adds:
“Far Northern Cities” trains have already gone, the next, suitable for
Ours in an hour and a half. We go to the airport (we gave the word), but on the way we decide to jump to the railway station. Our one there we found – identified by special signs – weeping eyes, a dirty cloth in one hand and a simple suitcase in the other. We approach: what would you say to a man without knowing neither the name nor... nothing at all! Are you going to a far northern town? The husband had to call a TLF... Here is the TLF number we said at the same time! In response - a kiosk and a slightly blurry receipt is extracted from the pocket, and on it - our number, only the first digit is another. She only sneered at all our questions - tears prevented her from speaking. But these were other tears, tears of joy.

If the wife is a shopaholic, then the husband, as a rule, is a shopaholic.

and Rostix. Well, they have names XD The girl behind the shelf screams somewhere - "Two meat combo!" So it is seen - Cabal comes out of Mortal Combat and - two meat combo ^^