I have not been here for a long time. Are you talking about lighting? Here is for you, comrades dissatisfied, a reason for reflection: In the dark hours of the day on the unlit section of the road in the rain (and if even the encounter is blind), the driver not only does not see the pedestrians, but also generally doubts in which part of the street he is.

In the chat WoT:
111: I stumbled your grandmother!
222: She is 90 years old. She is happy. You are a crazy necrophil.
333 e. un-shatun

I learned here recently: in the Post of Russia there is a service - an electronic translation, which goes in Russia THREE DAYS. Guess what he is called? The Fortress! The joke, the shit.

The CIA is everywhere!! to
YYY: Are you crawling everywhere? Do not paint everywhere.

Car replacement makes life more diverse

XXX: I said it.
xxx for him
HH: that is
HHH: his
XHH: I have agreed
I am a poncho.
WOW: I understood
Tagged: xd

18:01:54 xxx ticked
18:03:56 yyy please tell me it's a snail!

Far Cry Shooter, which sends players to the fictional region of the Himalayas, comes with an editor that allows users to create their own levels.

Video blogger built a level in Far Cry, inhabited only by goats. He recorded a dramatic video about his struggle with the steamboats: on the video, the hero secretly penetrates the base of goats, confronts their leader, and then breaks into the sea with the battle.

A very distant acquaintance in social networks writes to me: "I don't know how to tell you or not, but I decided to say - I saw yesterday your husband in such a restaurant with a puddle. Per you will be comforted that this body was pretty fat". I was comforted. I was in the 9th month.

How were these people raised? I, even completely immersed in my own thoughts, cannot cross the road without stopping and looking side by side. Who is raising these fools? Full of videos, which can be seen as pedestrians just cross and cross the road, even without looking at the sides, and, as a result, fall under the wheels of a variety of drivers, including those who were driving correctly. People, give safety technology enough time when raising children, please. If anything, I am a pedestrian, periodically driving.

Go crazy with your reflective quotes.

XXX is a hot tour!! Give yourself a summer!! Travel agency "Pangea"
yyy: Don’t tell me, you’re going to share on "Laurasia" and "Gondwana"? You need a second branch in the center.

- You need to arrange a box for socks so that they do not move around the apartment.
No, there are two. Incoming and outgoing. And the basket.

Xy is good. I have no alcohol for a few months now.
XX: Because everything needs to be measured
xy: I know (But there was a black hole man who had little of what he had been sucking up continuously, and also drank others skillfully)
In his orbit, one bottle was equal to seven liters.

There was also a story, a cousin brother with a wife from the village came to us in Moscow, to host a little. First we went to the Kremlin. The first call: “We are here on Mochova Street (not Mochova Street), where is the Kremlin here?” and “The fact that it is well seen from this street, I will be silent.” But the second call just got me: “We came down here in the subway, what number of train to wait for us?”and "

Anyone arriving in Moscow must immediately begin to navigate in it.
Especially if he had a relatives from the village, so we laugh "his wickedness"and along and across.

I wonder why they don’t like Russians.

Every thing has two sides, and only human stupidity is one-sided.

The castrated rhino

Remember: a raspberry jacket, shaved skull, chains, rings and so on.
This is the house where my friends lived.
And we have to say that the windows of them went out into the yard-barracks (who lived in the old areas - knows). The acoustics in these courts are better than in the conservatory.
And here, coming at night on his "Cheroki", this hmo, switching on the receiver to full volume and opening the doors in the car, raised the whole house on its feet. Exhortations and warnings in response provoked flows of mate and threats to drive everyone into the asphalt.
And then one morning in the courtyard there was a roar of a castrated rhinoceros. His favourite jeep was pierced from top to bottom through a wooden crash with a bound, for stabilization of flight, a meth. The house is on 9 floors, so the break even got a little into the ground. The search for the thief led to nothing, and in the courtyard at night it became quiet.

I call a friend and ask how the weekend went.
After a long pause:
How did they go?! to

When it comes to toys, my cousin is afraid of dogs (mostly big ones). They feel it, and often feel it. Go to the toy store for gifts, then yes, and here is a bat! These same toys-dogs are working, which are beginning to weep exhaustedly and cuddle on my sister))) It was necessary to see her face - even toy dogs are now cuddling her))

Do I need to inform a neighbor with a perforator about the light reflector law?

Wut: Do you know what your wife calls celebrations at work? the assembly.