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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146054
 01.11.2017
For the first time I met this idea in the book of Bernard Weber, The Empire of Angels. Among other stories there was the story of a girl who found her love, lived an incredibly happy life, and then died and appeared at the “terrible” court. So, nobody put her the highest assessment for her lived life, although, it would seem, everything in her went so wonderfully. But no, the judges explained, falling in love and surrendering to the will of happiness, this woman did not develop in herself any of the pledged talents, and in fact her life, her coming to the earth, spent in vain, did not perform anything of the assigned.

Then in the collection of aforisms I saw the phrase of Faina Ranevskaya. The family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, it is worth thinking about what is more important to you: everything or the family.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146053
 01.11.2017
And it was worth this whole study in the ass of life, when the brightest impressions and everything in general, and she only had a butt attached to the school/student chair from her memories, released from the tension of her eyes and a notebook with the housewife?

Hey guys, it’s really interesting to study. The more difficult, the more interesting. There would be a chance to work less - I would be continuously studying, and how. These are much brighter impressions than drunkenness - walks - on the beach. You also say that the dissertation is boring to write.
Only, of course, the husband has to pick up under the status. From your department, for example :) Well, or with the neighbor, as I did ♡

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146052
 01.11.2017
Do not put the cross on humanity.

In fact, the second coming was already, but now the world is arranged so that Christ was immediately put on a humiliating shirt and sent in foolishness.

It was better than what I did with him for the first time. We grow.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146051
 01.11.2017
Politics is to call enemies “our partners” until you get a strawbar.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146050
 01.11.2017
On Saturday morning, I sit with my wife at the house and have breakfast. Here, from the street, a car hangover and a scream of the type of "Homeowners, open." I put on a jacket, I go out, I see a "four" standing in front of the gate with a trailer, from which several healthy men load something large and heavy, I approach closer.
Good morning, what happened?
and good. Master, do not pull, let the door open, we will work.
I did not call anyone.
How did I not call? Here we have an application for today in the morning to clean the well in the SNT "Lyubanovo".
I have a “Lobano”.
What is the difference?
At about 60 km...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146049
 01.11.2017
Stop working! It offends the feelings of the lazy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146048
 01.11.2017
Just talking to a client.
You understand, our artists and designers, when creating this painting, sought inspiration in German wallpapers. At the same time, our texture is better painted and they look more natural and natural.
Interrupts: "How beautifully you said that our painted the German painting!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146047
 01.11.2017
Why can't I, a healthy, young man, afford to pump the rights?? to

Do what you want, just read the PDF from time to time. And so on the roads are full of pedals, and even gays climb there...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146046
 01.11.2017
xxx: what is the ratio of Napoleons, Hitler, Christians, etc. among mentally unhealthy people.
yyy: Historical personalities in the past. Now the fables of the delusion of greatness usually become the architects of the matrix, the terminators of the universe, the planetary mind and entities of the type, although the religious themes (God, Savior, Mother of God, etc.) are also widely represented. Your clinical psychologist.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146045
 01.11.2017
#this hundred
Educate me, plz

Azerbaijani schoolchildren are very embarrassed when they go through the work of the German poet Goethe...

The worst bearded beard, at all. But here is the question: do the works of Goethe really take place in Azerbaijani schools? Is anyone from there?
............
At the time of my studies (I graduated in 2007) there were mostly Azerbaijani and Russian classics.
But after the beach volleyball tournament in the framework of the 2015 Euro Games, the participants were very surprised that in our country so often talk about Goethe and Bach (goethe Bach - look at this ass)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146044
 01.11.2017
The correct approach is shown in the film "Traffic 60", where the character grows up, but grows up not in the sense that he, like a dad, considers the gifted jerk cool, but grows up really - returns the jerk to his dad, and when he tries to portray insult, he makes it clear that it is offensive to give such gifts and not to refuse them.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146043
 31.10.2017
Halloween is the only day in the year when you can say to a girl at a corporate: You are so awful! Listen to the answer thanks!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146042
 31.10.2017
Multiple children

Please go to Herry. My childhood was spent on Soviet cartoons, my adolescence captured Disney series ("Witch Stories", "Chip and Dale" and more), "Tom and Jerry" and "Ninja Turtles". And at the age of 14 before us anime arrived, and the first thing that came to my eyes was "completely childish" "Akira". How my brain didn’t explode then, I still don’t understand. And the much later viewed "Ghost in Armour" or, for example, "Paprika" are also not intended for children. And in the current "Mixers" regularly deal with such problems that directly affect adults. So do not have to scatter the stamps here on the sides.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146041
 31.10.2017
Listened in line. Two guys are talking. One says, “You know, I went to work as a guard at the bar. I came to the shift, with a separate guard room - a couch, a TV. I took a beer, I lay on the couch, I drank a beer, I am glad - what a great job.

The next day, the owner calls the bar and says, “You’re fired.” I start to get angry: why? And he silently includes a video, and there is a picture with oil - in the fighting room, and I lie on the couch and drink beer. There was nothing to object.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146040
 31.10.2017
On Saturday morning, I sit with my wife at the house and have breakfast. Here, from the street, a car hangover and a scream of the type of "Homeowners, open." I put on a jacket, I go out, I see a "four" standing in front of the gate with a trailer, from which several healthy men load something large and heavy, I approach closer.

Good morning, what happened?

and good. Master, do not pull, let the door open, we will work.

I did not call anyone.

How did I not call? Here we have an application for today in the morning to clean the well in the SNT "Lyubanovo".

I have a “Lobano”.

What is the difference?

At about 60 km...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146039
 31.10.2017
I add :

Veterans of the Brownian Movement, unite!
Hands away from the body!

Society of the Red Cross.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146038
 31.10.2017
Q: What is the policy of double standards? When you’re a kid, everyone is upset that you don’t sleep, you run. And when you grow up, everyone is upset that you are sleeping and not running!
WOW: When I was a child, I was taught to speak and walk, and now they want me to sit and be silent!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146037
 31.10.2017
Kurai: bought a deodorant with the smell of swallow
Kurai: Remember, the turtles smell grapefruit

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146036
 31.10.2017
Neradence: And then we did what adults did, yes.
Mother: What is it?
Neradence: Well how!
Neradence: Until five o’clock in the morning, the model of the Draccar was collected, of course, which he bought.
You are hopeless.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146035
 31.10.2017
to this:
>I wasn’t scared, the search engine too. 494 km is the distance from me to the same name village in Mordovia
Once asked about the time difference between cognac and happiness, Yandex answered honestly: 1 hour. There are such cities. Then it was broken :(

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