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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105814
 23.11.2014
Children born within the first year or two after entering a new, newly hired multi-storey house do not react to the perforator. Apparently, they believe that it is as an integral part of the surrounding world as the sickness.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105813
 23.11.2014
In the Irkutsk region on the track there is a café-sauna-mini-hotel under a promising name - "Far from Wives"!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105812
 22.11.2014
My wife is a designer, working all day. Here I gave: it seems that at night I lead a more active lifestyle, I would like to sleep.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105811
 22.11.2014
I add :

Eat them yourself. Do you know why they are so cheap? Answer: Because nobody takes it. And why not take - it is you will remember how many tons and mega-quarters of spent nuclear fuel was thrown on unfortunate Serbia by the Americans.
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I didn’t get polished, I measured with a dosimeter. All is OK. In the formation of the price, in our world, quality is not involved in the first place.
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Serbian apples are cheap, because they are duty-free. Before you scratch your eyes and scare you on the topic read at least something, the first commentator. Or can’t you?
Somewhere in the Middle Ages.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105810
 22.11.2014
Something cats refuse to eat the food I bought them yesterday.
YYY: What is the food? Have you read its composition?
xxx: Yes composition as composition, selective pieces of young lamb in exquisite sauce...
Yes, it is banal...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105809
 22.11.2014
The contemporaries of Galileo Galilei could hardly have thought of human flight anywhere.
x: People born in the 19th century could not imagine the phrase combination of the 21st century.
x: I read in the news "AUTOVAZ recalls about 15 thousand LADA Granta"
Now I Can Die!

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105808
 22.11.2014
What would you recommend about project management?
- Tom Demarco, "Dedline"

I have read. And yet?
Goldrat "The Critical Chain"

I have read. And yet?
Lolita Nabokova.
Do you read other books besides Nabokov and Goldrat? Or just those two? :)
Why not two? I read more. But "The Odyssey of the Space Prostitute", I fear you are too early. Complex and ambiguous.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105807
 22.11.2014
Ads in Lithuanian clinics and hospitals: Yesenin committed suicide at the age of 30. Majakovsky at 37. What did you do to save money from the Ministry of Health?"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105806
 22.11.2014
For some reason in our country it is believed that only bourgeois travels abroad, and simple mortals travel through Russia. And no one takes into account that flying to Germany is cheaper than to Altai, to Iceland is cheaper than to Kamchatka, and even travel to Norway with their furious prices will be cheaper than to the Baikal. I am not talking about the level of service that can be obtained for the same money in Russia and abroad. This is sad, comrades, but I was in Crimea and Sochi, but the second time I went there with no foot.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105805
 22.11.2014
xxx: I live in communion, classical, with cockroaches, who have been aboriginal here since the times of the Great Union.
XXX: We get rid of the cockroaches with sticky traps. One of them stuck inside herself.
XXX: I used to unlock it.
xxx: A neighbor passes by and says, “What, there is nothing at all?”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105804
 22.11.2014
Slept to sleep. A roaring cat came to me. Now I know the meaning of the phrase "In my mouth my feet".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105803
 22.11.2014
I read the news that sea cats are raping penguins, at first I thought it was a special force.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105802
 22.11.2014
Today my mom asked me such an unusual question that I couldn’t answer it:
"Are you in mind or with yourself?"
Only then realized that she meant a shopping list.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105801
 22.11.2014
The glass of optimist is half full.
The glass of a pessimist is half empty.
A glass of perfectionist should not be half, it irritates.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105800
 22.11.2014
This is:
It is called Lucifer! It was called Lucifer!"
On May 15, 2011 in Yaroslavl, Dobryna Nikitich Bogatyrov was born.

Dobryna Vladimirovich was born on April 26, 1987. And nothing, I live the norm.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105799
 22.11.2014
The most epic file was in the period of love and absolute mimimi, when he decided to confess to me in love in Russian, honestly found and learned the phrase, guessed the romantic moment and issued "I love you!", felt something wrong and corrected "I fucking you!" and in despair finished "I love, fucking!". I was not merciful to translate what he said.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105798
 22.11.2014
C is:

One can the same by excavating a veteran's garden, taking a couple of bags for garbage and cleaning a piece of park or sea shore, and you can still work as a carrier and get more money for it))

Commentator2: - So I imagine myself after work calling all sorts of offices - "Allo, I have a workout today, I want you to dig potatoes, but I have a chest today, so I will dig only half and only 30 pounds of spade for 5 approaches of 10 potatoes";

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105797
 22.11.2014
WoT now reminds me of how I used to play “Soldiers” when I was a child, where sailors and Indians fought hand in hand against ninja turtles. © by

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105796
 22.11.2014
I came to visit relatives. And the head of the family, it must be said, at the time quietly barreled with "left" alcohol. In the evening, we sit down and drink tea. On TV show local news, there is a report on how "covered" another garage with counterfeit alcohol. And at the end of the report the phrase type "if you are aware of such cases - call on the phone XXXXXX".
The head of the family, without breaking away from the newspaper, headed to the neighboring room:
The son! I hope you’re not a frostbite?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105795
 22.11.2014
Eat them yourself. Do you know why they are so cheap? Answer: Because nobody takes it. And why not take - it is you will remember how many tons and mega-quarters of spent nuclear fuel was thrown on unfortunate Serbia by the Americans.
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I didn’t get polished, I measured with a dosimeter. All is OK. In the formation of the price, in our world, quality is not involved in the first place.

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