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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91745
 27.12.2013
Dave Grohl is one of the richest drummers in the world.
The first stone: "Happy"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91744
 27.12.2013
Yyy: I woke up when my cat turned on the notepad.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I wanted to check the mail. See the news
in the cocktail.
YYY: He is stuck in the password. and out,
Brighton is now.
YYY: It does not come out. Angry and watching.
to me as to the world’s evil. such
I inserted the password.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91743
 27.12.2013
to this:
Those who shoot vertical videos need to be buried up their feet.
__________
They need to be buried across the grave.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91742
 27.12.2013
Here you all argue on various topics, and I noticed that the topic of sushi is not opened :(

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91741
 27.12.2013
Advertising killed me in the morning.
Show meat combination, on the screen greasy crops, sausages, sardines, just meat, all that mmmm.
And then there is a round face of the director who says:
"Bla-Bla, we are great...Bla-Bla And we believe that the main resource of our company is HUMAN".
and the next picture - fun, nothing suspicious employees wave into the camera and smile.
A sandwich with sausage.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91740
 27.12.2013
XHH: Shut up, we are coming home now, and at home such a sound as in any program a joke or type of that HD turns out, the cat turned on the synthesizer and they played!! to

Filed to:HDDDDDF

HAHH: Amazing how she put them on!! You have to press two different buttons.
Probably touched.
Unable to turn off.

WOW: It is right!by DDDDDD

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №91739
 27.12.2013
from the site for posting and discussing links

In the start game of the group stage of the world hockey championship among youth teams in Sweden, the national team of Russia won the national team of Norway with the score 11:0

SHOEI: To complete the picture, they had to put their goalkeeper in a helmet

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №91738
 27.12.2013
Don't panic!Hard Friday... Electricity arrived – we were evacuated
Ooh, because of what?
Me to:
There is a cake.
Thinking of a bomb
Called the dog.
She ate him.
:D
All were released back.
Don't panic!: [Observed]

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91737
 27.12.2013
Santa, let my friend cure cancer.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №91736
 27.12.2013
Dear Santa Claus
A beard of watt
I will buy everything myself.
Increase the salary

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91735
 27.12.2013
The harsh reality of Ukraine.
Title of the news from the ukrnet: "16:24 Yanukovych approved in the Council of Regions of Salo and Chmire".

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №91734
 27.12.2013
You approached her entrance. An uncomfortable silence. She shakes the keys and waits for you to kiss her. You’re trying to figure out how she’s finding her keys.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №91733
 27.12.2013
Chemistry was my first lesson at school. At the same time, a bottle of milk came to the neighboring yard. The teacher always sent the excellent girl to the line for milk instead of the lesson. You ask me why I have a chemistry that I don’t know.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91732
 27.12.2013
Under the repost “There was a tree toy. She was so brilliant that she was forgiven her inner emptiness.”
That’s why you have billiard balls hanging on your tree.
yyy: A at the top of the curl 32 kg
Yyy: and in the water to stay longer, you added cement.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91731
 27.12.2013
Have you invented any anti-trolls for the forums?
For example, a moderator, seeing a thick troll, marks it in a special way, and his messages from this moment are visible only to him, and others are not visible, and he does not know?
A person is stressed, tries with all his might to grab someone, and no one answers him stupidly :)

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91730
 27.12.2013
Greetings from Peter)

Father Christmas walks on the canvases, the beard turns,
This time he doesn’t need to shrink:
All the elephants were stunned by this weather.
They are, however, of the northern race.

The mountaineers are a sad crowd.
They don’t want to be watered from the sky.
Rain that will be clear by the end of the year
Local weather instead of snow.

Lord, good heavenly officials,
Would you check your bills for now?
Per somewhere in a hurry lost?
Give us snow! We caught him!

[ + 18 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91729
 27.12.2013
Santa, please bring me a baby gift this year.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91728
 27.12.2013
Beggins was called Summkins.
So the "translation junk" remains in force.
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And I read the version of the translation (, the Lord of the Rings, not the Hobbit), where they were the Torbins, and their house - the Bag-on-Cruce, I liked it :) Funny sounds.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №91727
 27.12.2013
And to talk about effectiveness (nowau, haaaaatya baaa paaa sraavneyu with taaai zaa europaai), without having the slightest idea about the initial conditions of investment (there economists will correct me) - it is just ridiculous.
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I am correcting.
1) Given the natural and climatic conditions, the cost of production in China is most often initially higher than the cost in the same China.
2) Laws concerning economic activity on the territory of Russia contradict the laws of science "economics". For example, the famous VAT.
Tax laws in our country are contrary to international accounting rules. Accountants count twice. The first time for taxpayers, the second time for taxpayers.
Tax legislation is written in such a way that the entrepreneur could not physically pay a salary above 40% of the price of the goods, works, services. In normal countries, the law makes the salary within 75-80%.
5) And all this is controlled by the sales system of verificators. The main concern of which is to conduct a check in three stages: to invent a violation, to take money for it, to write an act that there are no violations.
All economists know this. But no one will ask questions on the subject on television. Some have invented it all, while others probably don't know how to sew cushions and don't want to learn.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91726
 27.12.2013
Actually very simple.

In this world people live.

You just did not read the rules.

I pressed on Egg.

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