Psychological approach to mothers

I took my mother to Kiev.
Arrived at Kiev Station.
We enter the coupe - there is a married couple a little older than me. They have already dismantled things.
Well, I pull my mom’s baulu – her neighbors came out on the perron so we didn’t bother.
Mother is upset - believes that these neighbors have taken up too much space with their things. Although she has so many gifts and guests, she is lucky that "mama doesn't burn."
I put her things, went out on the perron, I say to these neighbors, "Please, if anything, don't get angry with my mom..."
The woman replied, “Don’t even worry! I have a mother, I understand it. We come well!”
I tell her again, “Please come back in the box and tell her right away that she has a very good son. You will win her heart.”
Well, I didn’t have time to leave the square of the Kyiv station, my mom calls: “Son! I was so lucky with my neighbors! Such people are good!”

When we have high-ranking diletants appointed, it is as if during the casting for a beauty contest instead of beautiful women were recruited curly-legged insurers with the words: "Well, nothing. They get used to, they gain experience. Then they shrink. And there, you look, and they’ll be pretty.”

As far as I remember, I have always had many friends in the courtyard, in school, later in school, in the army, and much later in adulthood. But the trouble happened at the age of 28, in 2000 he suffered a trauma to the spine (cervical department) and remained almost completely paralyzed. Five years after I got injured, my friends came to visit me. Meeted them always well, parents knew not only friends but also their wives, children and always treated them well And then gradually people began to "disappear" I never asked them about anything only come. As a result, everyone stopped riding, only Valera remained, he still does not come often twice or three times a month, which helps around the house where male power is needed, or repairs what his mother cannot do. We never ask him to do this and always answer, but he does not listen to us, when he comes, he looks at everything, and if he notices a mess, he removes it. After drinking tea, we communicate for a long time and he leaves, for me his arrival, as a holiday and gives a charge of positive emotions for a long time.I met another person on the Internet four years ago, they communicated a lot, and they made friends, and he knew about me almost everything and I knew nothing about him besides him, and my questions, as his name did not answer, disappointed, and called, on holidays and sometimes without a reason transferred me to the account of five - ten thousand rubles. I congratulated him on giving him his books, a year ago I learned that a man was seriously ill, deadly (cancer) and he had a few days to live. This was written by his wife, for me it was a shock, and from her I learned that his name is Kobetz Valery, a bright memory, I will never forget him. I thought a lot about why suddenly there were almost no friends, maybe I was to blame for doing something wrong or offended with a word, but after a long "growing" in myself I found nothing like that. Only after talking to the same people with disabilities, as I learned that almost everyone has the same story at first thick then empty. I want to appeal to you, dear ones, if you have relatives, relatives, friends in this situation must be and visit them as often as possible, believe (tested on yourself) they live the meeting with you, they need nothing from you, only you do not forget them.

God created humans, Samuel Colt equalized them in rights, and Mikhail Kalashnikov increased the distance of equality to 400 meters.

The forgotten souls

For a long time no one took the baby from the maternity department.

It happens so. They refused, and no one expressed any wishes. So, the baby stuck there and was temporarily placed on a free bed. But as you can see, he was not very pleased with it and he spoke so that his ears lay.

One day I silenced. And the frightened nurse, who ran to see what had happened to him, and was not suffocated by such a scream, was surprised to see...

She saw that a big grey cat, a common pet and a puppy was pressing to him. He just did not give himself to anyone and categorically refused to go on his hands.

Yes, of course, everyone knew that the cat in the department had nothing to do and could not do at all. But try to explain this to the cat, and to everyone who fed him. So despite all the prohibitions and threats of execution, the gray cat was like a full-time employee with the function of a psychotherapist for workers.

The nurse tried to drive the furry off the bed, but the little boy grabbed him with all his pennies, and wildly cried when they tried to separate them. The whole department ran to look at this picture, and even the strict head, scaredly blaspheming and promising to dismiss everyone, approached and struck the grey parent.

So they lay together. The cat left for a short time for his affairs and to eat, and the baby humbly waited for the return of the acquired daddy.

And then there were those who wanted to take him, but how it turned out that he was not going to leave without his four-year-old parent.

He has his tail! The adopters came.

Well, sooth - agreed sadly honey sisters. What to do? As you take it, so little it begins to roar and suffocate.

In short, the story became known outside the hospital, and in addition to all the staff who came to see, photograph and bring submissions to the furry parent, very different couples began to come.

They have long agreed to both. The cat did not want to. You can laugh, but the baby was not taken until the cat agreed to go into the hands of the new parents.

So they both took them. A man carries a cat in his arms and a woman carries a child. Everyone got what they wanted. The cat embraced the man’s legs behind his neck and placed his head on his left shoulder.

The nurses watched this picture with amazement.

The insulting and terrible chief doctor, who came out with everyone to accompany a couple, looked at it and said:

Good parents, I tell you. I know. I have five such puppets. They know who is the best.

And suddenly, realizing that he had overwhelmed the excess, he tumbled and began to mock everyone, because it is not necessary to look, but to work, the devil take.

c) Oleg Bondarenko

One day in the blue network I got a message from an unknown user with a virtually empty profile. The message said:

Can I send you a photo?

The infallible female intuition suggested: now there will be ruin, that is, hm, according to Freud. He polently rejected the request:

Thank you, but it is not worth it. And in general, I am now eating and looking at other sex organs won't.

Why I wrote about eating, I cannot say. Probably confused and wanted to argue somehow for the refusal. But the answer fell into my soul, so much that I wanted to include it in the textbook “How to be persistent and goals despite anything”:

When you do, will you?

Bad is the official who failed to stick to the garbage reform.

The Girl in the Shop:
I want ice cream, Mom.
Her mother :
It’s cold now, I can’t. Only in summer. Only fools eat.
She is:
But he is eating!
He points to my pack of ice cream.
I am :
I am a fool.
My mother approves me.

I went to the shops and looked at prices. How do I tell my kids that Santa is dead?

Once in the winter, I went out with a friend to meet the girls. There is a mode: in the afternoon they let go without problems, and at 10 p.m. the commander of all the guests accompanies.

We drink alcohol, we eat breakfast, we talk. Two hours later, under the influence of alcohol, the girl's hearts were shattered and they wanted warmth and affection, and then the time went to the evening. Naturally, you do not want to leave at all, and our ladies offer a brilliant plan. You need to bypass the building and enter first on the window grid on the first floor, and then on the blanket to them on the second.

In anticipation of love we walk around the building. I’m the first, it’s all fine. It was my friend’s turn. He’s a bitten guy, somehow enters, grabs the blanket and suddenly “BAH! » The spark is sparkling and the light is extinguished throughout the building, and a companion with a loud "mly" falls somewhere in the dark.

The girls are pushing me into the closet, and I am already boiling all over the community.

I stand in the closet. I hear the door to the room open.

Where are they?

Women in one voice:

Who is?

A horse in a coat. Judging by the senior voice, Commander. They cut off all the wires from the transformator to the shuttle.

Here the door to the closet opens up and he lights up with a lamp right in my head. I woke up and said the first thing that came to my mind:

I go to the theater with one adult.

The man was caught with humor. Finally, he says, we only go to the depot.

Then he breathes up, drops the lighthouse and says, jump in the window, there is a swallow, or I have already called the menta.

I jump in the snow and back to the house. That was the night of love.

I decided to go to sports and buy myself a giraffe, I was then 16 or 17.My birthday is a few days before the new year. Here is the story itself.

My friends learned about my idea in the purchase of guiri and offered to mark in the bath of our common acquaintance, in the village 18 km from the city. I went. Bus, electric car and 4 km through the forest. Couples after drinking a beer well and of course the solemn part - the delivery of a gift weighing 32 kg. I decided to bring the gift home.)

First on his left hand, then on his right, then on his two hands, but it is uncomfortable to walk. On the floor of the road through the forest to the electric car, I tried to carry it behind my back and to drag on the belt, and it was still cold. Her hands clinged to her through her gloves because on the street - 22°.The foot on the back so that the socks were wet... I could not throw the gift and decided what I shouldn't tell.

I took her home and put her in the corridor, I didn't feel my hands for three days and I held a glass of champagne on New Year's Eve with both hands)))

Good and caring friends. I haven’t touched Giraffe for six months.

He stood a puppy a cloud of years and everything had to be wiped out, but the time has come. I lift this heavy fucking, though not in the gravity of the problem, but in the dimensions and the fucking weighting, I pull up to the staircase without looking at the front and fuck in the peril so that it falls out of his hands and begins to count the stairs. This sound of glowing plastic about the shocking stairs in the acoustics of the entrance is not transmitted by words, so this fuck still did it in a hurry and pushed the atmosphere to the very end. The lamp lived until the last fucking bite and in the final it stumbled like I fucked his mother’s mouth. Neighbors I have not heard for all the time the collection of armor of this bandit, minutes 20 may, but in general it seemed that life in the house stopped for shit.

I was driving from town to town today. I sat in the gazelle, waiting for the shipment. 10 minutes later, a 70-year-old grandmother comes in accompanying her children. They put her in place and went to the driver to talk. Then I hear the dialogue:

Take a trip for your grandmother.

The driver is OK. Will anyone meet her in the village?

and no. But you bring her home, please (extend the money, which is 3 times the cost of the ticket);

Take away your thousand! Do not shame me. Bringing home and so on. The grandmother herself.



He came without any annoyance. But the most pleasant thing was to watch the grandmother who sat down and sincerely smiled.

There are good people around us.

Our medicine is the first assistant of the government in optimizing retirement spending.

Officials in China. How did I feel it?

Yes, I personally felt how the shootings of wage-taking officials affect the prosperity of the country. I had to live and work there at the time when they just started shooting. The year 2005.

It was amazing how everything changed in my eyes. It’s about the attitude of officials to their duties and, accordingly, about the growth of business, the well-being of the country and every Chinese.

2nd At first, in the first three years, it was rumor – “the party adopted a plan: each year to shoot 1,000 outspoken officials.”

Well, once there is a plan, it is necessary to execute it - to catch and shoot 3 corrupt officials every day, which was actually done.

Three The year 2007.
At our factory in Weihai it was necessary to increase the allocated power capacity, almost twice. I knew from Russian experience that it was hard and very expensive.
When I brought the Chinese official a request to resolve the matter, he almost fainted. In general, the power increased in a week, while having time to remove the old cable and lay a new one for a distance of about a kilometer.
The officer took a Parker pen from me, bought for $100, and recorded it with me in a special magazine.

How the legend worked. I myself did not attend the shootings, although I was interested, as the Chinese comrades explained to me, only Chinese people are allowed to watch the shootings.
I didn’t insist because I wasn’t Chinese.

The year 2015.
The salary of our Chinese factory workers is $600 a month. In 2003, they earned $50 a month. How China flourished during this time to talk too much... you know.
The latest technology and so on.

2019 year.
More than 120 million Chinese have traveled abroad. And it was only indicatively that 10,000 bribery and pests were shot, although they began in secret.
What a result! A surprising result.

By the way, Europe blamed them for this, say, democracy – this is what the Chinese replied to them:
“You have democracy and we have China.”
is genius.

Of course it’s bad to shoot people...not good, but how effective. It’s brilliant how they approached it – the plan!
For 10 years! Three officials per day! Every day, regardless of the time of year and weather.
Just military - three every day, for 10 years, because such a Plan and it is very important for the whole country!

What every official thought at the time is not difficult to guess, although, as you can see, they were brave.

by Valery Ustinov

The teacher of algebra was very upset when he found his wife with two unknown people.

Political correctness is when pirates have more rights than normal people.

For a long time I could not understand the reason for the bad feeling. She did the uzi, donated blood for everything, tested for hormones, died, visited a neurologist, enrolled in a cardiogram and X-ray. I brought the results to my doctor and asked what he was seeing.
I see you have money and energy.

From postal correspondence:
“Abram, I think our letters are being opened. I send you my hair in this letter.
Go out, it’s okay! Her hair got!
– Abram, and I didn’t put it in the envelope!

The start of Carlson reminded me very much of a fighting club. Carlson for Baby as Tyler Darden. The baby is clearly mentally unstable when he sees Carlson for the first time. He was beaten, his parents are not involved, there is no contact with his brother and sister, the dog was crushed. As a result, he spreads the room (fighting club) being in his alternative personality. Which is not afraid of anything, nothing and no one needs anything (except a bowl of strawberries and a huge cake with crumbs) and in general the complete opposite of the baby. Parents eventually find nothing smarter than leaving a seven-year-old alone and going to the cinema with the whole family. A classic of the genre - he went out to the window. In reality, such cases exist and do not end so positively. A sad thriller.