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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56272
 11.11.2011
I love my office – one guy sings reggae in a voice, and knocks at the wall with enthusiasm, one girl wears men’s sports shorts and turns to the boss and another wears socks of different colors (this I know really, because in the office she takes off her ceds and walks barefoot)...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №56271
 11.11.2011
It freezed until dawn.
Not sleeping with a drill.
He goes back somewhere and again.
The wind turns the whole house!
I know you are not far away.
But I hope you understand me!
Why are you running all night, lonely?
Why don’t you let people sleep?! to

The Home (C)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56270
 11.11.2011
In the tenth time it is suggested to add 2 buttons:
"School detective" and "Make the author of the book"
) ) )

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №56269
 11.11.2011
About the dress code:

Especially ridiculous look in pants and jackets. They are directly opposed to this demonstrable intelligence. Here they are like the casual friends of the deceased – so much sorrow and hatred in their necklaces-suppressed faces.

(c) odry_hepdern fire

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56268
 11.11.2011
XXX: what I do here is called smart "optimization of business processes"
XXX: In fact, I’m just walking from one to the other and asking them: “You, Scuco, are you going to work?” Yes to? When is it?"
XXX: fuck surprisingly and do something
That’s why I have the reputation of an effective manager here.
XXX: although 3/4 of the time I sit in the ZJ
YYY: We call it "leading specialist"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56267
 11.11.2011
in the 2000s. There was a terrible phrase:"Harvestor under attack! Unit lost." for me personally ((

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56266
 11.11.2011
About the puzzles:
...
...
Especially happy cats. Everyone can gather, but to gather so as to chew out what pieces the cats splashed, then find, understand from which they puzzle, smooth up the gathered so that it is not noticeable - this is the highest pilot.
So you can choose the level of difficulty: Newbie - no cats, Profi - let one cat, Master - let two cats. Guru (leaving cats in the room for the night)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56265
 11.11.2011
Tisulka: Imagine, my mom from the city called me yesterday and asked, “I looked at you a beautiful penny. Buying?" Well what is a penny for me? This is a Chinese silk jacket for 350 rubles. In it and after the shower you can go out, and sleep to lie down and even late guests to meet... well I say: "buy". I open the bag and there... a prostitutes costume. No, well real, as in American films show: a transparent shrimp with rushes... in front of the rushes still poorly cover the most intimate, and behind nothing is covered with rushes or practically invisible strings. I dressed, I stood in front of the mirror, the most uncomfortable became...I think: "Well, I am not determined in life to appear before my husband in this form"...
Docha: And what, did you get the pack back?
Tisulka: Yeah, I bought him socks in the net today.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56264
 10.11.2011
What would you feel if you had your head cut off?
Tagged: easy boredom

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56263
 10.11.2011
A commentary on the puzzle of 1000 fragments from the painting of D. Pollock:

To the grey, the child will gather!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №56262
 10.11.2011
Lucicchio: By the way, I’m quite tolerant of pimples.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56261
 10.11.2011
I'm driving today, without papers, without permits, and it's dark on the street.
xxx: I see, the Gaiishnik stands in the distance, well, the shape is so well illuminated. I slowed down, attached the belt, opened the window, and there was a bumblebee of some bearded standing in the form of a menta.
xxx: Well, and the hell pulled me out to say to him, "huli scares a liar?"...
xxx: Today I go to GAI to pay a fine and take the car...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №56260
 10.11.2011
XXX is:
There was a problem - received a paper for obtaining a visa in the United States where it is necessary to provide a certificate that you are not a member of the following organizations:
"Al Qaeda"
"Ansar al-Islam"
"The Taliban Movement"
"The Islamic Jihad"
"Brigades of the Martyrs of Al-Aqsa"
"Hamas"
"Hezbollah"
Forget where, fucking, the offices of these organizations in Moscow!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56259
 10.11.2011
I have two daughters at work, the direct daughter of the captain obvious.
The dialogue:
Something is very dark.
So nothing is seen.
You can’t see because it’s dark, and when it’s dark, you can’t see everything.
We need to order the lights and it will be brighter.
When it is brighter, it will not be so dark.
It’s very dark now, hopefully lighting it all.

Silently officed

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56258
 10.11.2011
xxx: I yesterday in the home phone calls and say, - need evidence of water O_o
Is there an O5 waterfall?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56257
 10.11.2011
In the sociology. Prep (P) to students (C):

Q: Do you need examples here?
C is yes!! to
Q: Do you know the term "underdeveloped"?? to
Pause *
Q: Is it about us or is it an example?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56256
 10.11.2011
Raskolnikov: 170 years ago, no one could have thought that the grandmother would survive and open branches across the country.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56255
 10.11.2011
Grandmother in the department
I want to order a priest home, the internet has started to work badly
and??? to
A young man who last cleaned the internet said there was a mistake in the holy couple and crossed it.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №56254
 10.11.2011
XXX is
Fuck... I want to sleep... the eyes cling, I sit down on the half-eye...) the boss passes by behind my back and says, "Good morning, well, get up, you are waiting for a beautiful day, so gentle practically loving? with a stolen voice. I panicked on a chair, mouthed with bricks, eyes on the monitor, hands on the key. And he says "Do not hope! I’m not you, I’m with my wife on the phone!" and she goes away...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №56253
 10.11.2011
Buy a coupon!
xxx: get a half)

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