A story about alcohol in the grinding radiator. The Far 1980, Stepankert
(which no one knew at the time), a lieutenant-two-year-old (I) prepares a radio complex (three large cars) to be sent to another part (far away - in the
and Urupinsk. The complex was not in operation, i.e. it must be in the form it came from the factory. But, of course, some of the “necessary” things have disappeared.
One hope is that the receiving party will find it possible not to notice. But a lot has disappeared. Fortunately, loading on the railway platform takes place at the Agdam station (yes, the same port wine was poured in the railway tank).
And as it is, no clean canister in part and in town (it is small). But university education was of high quality in those years. The idea of using the tank of the complex's diesel power plant was born almost without pain (the complex never worked).
At night, before loading, Ural375 (a car with a power plant) arrived at the filling post, where Agdam was poured into 50-ton tank tanks. As usual, some thing went into the hands of the operator (a hat or a small sapphire scarf, I don't remember). The hose on the side of the body was pushed into the hose and the process went. I am entertaining the operator with jokes.
The anecdotes gradually exhaust and the operator begins to worry. But the flow is not and is not. He looks underneath the car - it's dry, checking the pump, etc. But finally, the wine began to flow out of the garlic, and I quickly leave. I seal the cover of the tank, load it onto the platform, and promise to the chief of the guard to shoot if even a gauge disappears from this “totally secret” car. The train leaves. A couple of weeks later, a telegram arrives that the equipment in Urupinsk needs to go to make an act of reception. I come, meets a major with a characteristic nose color, expresses doubts about the success of my mission. Let’s go to technique. “Well, write down the shortcomings in the act,” he says. "There is no spike of the fork castle" is a piece of wire on the hook, i.e. as a father-in-law would check the floor in the hallway with a cloth. I tell him that this type of complex has a particularity that needs to be started with. He tries to offend, saying eggs do not teach chickens. Please bring a glass. They bring. I open the crane, pour the port wine and give the major. It smells, lights the face, dries the glass with one throat. Gamma of feelings (unfortunately, not Shakespeare I, as you have noticed). It shouts - "Caravello to the secret technique!“I ask, ‘How many there?’ “Full tank there,” I say. “You are our Savior! We have only vodka in the shops for the third month. “Where do you have to sign your document?”
When I arrived, I looked into the paper. The tank was 400 liters. I was a month without radio surveillance.

Depending on the intonation, one native word of automechanic Petrov can mean up to 50 different parts and devices.

xxx: In the market of the grandmother some stall - "Buy a package!", because "2 is cheaper, 3 is cheaper, 4 is almost so". I asked: "How much do I need to get to get absolutely free?" She lags behind )))
WOW: Envy, remembering the theory of rows :D

Speaking of a dish called "ya crude"
oshibka2006
And also in this recipe there is such an ingredient: 2 thirds of salt!! Two thirds of what? The world stock?! to

xxx: Fuck, I don’t have a mouse >< Uzhos.
My cat does not work.
yyy: sleeping all day, cuddling

I remember 12 years ago when I dreamed of eating lunch at McDonald’s every day and riding the subway alone. Who can say that childhood dreams don’t come true?? to

People are like pigeons - they will only fly a little higher and fuck them on you

Has anyone noticed that the race of people in StarCraft has working blacks?

xxx: I think that once Jesus created the internet, he wanted us to watch porn and download pirate software.

Application for technical support:

I am here in an onset of dementia formatted the screw I needed.
What to do now?

Description of the medicinal product "Linux":

"Brown syrup with a characteristic smell" XD

She is: ^_^
He: It is what?
See also: Kava
It’s like a baby, just cute, isn’t it?

K to:
There were healthy containers, 5 on 3 meters and a depth of 2.30 m, for natural oxygen saturation. In order to join the group, it was necessary to cross this container on the long side...

Then it all goes into bottles and is sold. The fucks. To die there. Of course, he has insensitivity, he knows what bodies are swimming there and what the wine is saturated with. The fucks.

This is PPC! In the universe there is an elevator, if you want to get to the second floor, you had to press the button 3, you want to the third - the button 4, etc.
Recently did everything right and the paper hanged: "the button number corresponds to the floor number"
Comments by Pen:
1st Finally!
2nd Thank you Cap!

by Rico

Everyone here says that there is no friendship between a guy and a girl. I have a lot of friends, more than ten. When will a girl finally appear? T_T

XXX: On which floor do you live?
YYY: What do you remember? I’ve been there twice and I don’t remember.
xxx: I was walking behind you all the time, you led me, here you didn’t bother))
YYY: Were you in a state of prostration or alcoholic intoxication?
xxx: in condition "and nothing has her ass" ;-)

And I bite a cake in the buffet today and it turned out to be full of filling for the first time! This is a sign that the end of the world is clearly near.

Thanks to the advertisement, I found out...

... that there may be even more yogurt in the shower gel.
... that every girl in a bright dress carries a 2-liter Vanish in her bag!
... that people living in huge, well-decorated apartments eat Roltons.
Each of us has two bats in our mouths.
It is time to create a note of 99 r.
... that a good housewife always has dirty plates in the bathroom, rugged cranes, kitchen plates and toilets!
There is a caries in the fence.
... that bears can breastfeed cows
... that the bobras, smoked with alpine grass, ride on bears
... that in the freezer can settle a huge speaking peel.
... that bacteria live exclusively under the umbrella of the Unix
... that our main problem is peeling.
Not all yogurt is equally beneficial.
... that if two small children deliberately pack a hated white shirt, then there will be not a father with a pack of pi, but a aunt with powder.
The brain periodically visits the stomach.
... that people can talk to Margarine and cook lunch with him... and many more interesting things...
Let’s look at the advertisement further.

I saw a VKontakte photo where it was written "Get the fuck and tap them on the key."
And the comments:
111: the NPA
222: Got Gogh
333 - Ephraim
444: I only get some gaps :(

and TG:
I took the phone from the repair.
and TG:
This one says...with you 520 years...I give him a cutter with one paper.
He was not there, and went to exchange.
and TG:
He is running, I catch the phone and run!
and TG:
I hear him crawl, stand, speak! and I run so cheerfully joyful...
Fuck it, fuck it...