I’ll lock you in the basement and come to you every day to make love with you. Wouldn’t it be great?
It depends on the basement.

>>I Ilya, 16 years old, on track - milenium08
>> I am a woman. I am 13 on the tracker known as Frank 1970
>>I am Yulia and I am 15
>>My name is Vadik, I am 23, and I am an alcoholic and I also have no place here.

I would hurt you, but better than nature does not work anyway.

Hello, how are you doing?
BBB: Hello to you. I am disappointed with the president.
A to E?
BBB: I watched the message to the federal assembly today, and all was waiting, especially after Medvedev’s words about flights to distant planets, what he would say (not rushing, pronouncing every word with a sense of own power): "...and to ensure the security of civilians and the protection of the borders of our sovereign state, from this moment on, I proclaim the re-formation of the Russian Federation into the First Galactic Empire!".
BBB: and then the applause and screams from the hall: "bravo!" and "I want children from you!", and Putin with the words "chououdnechenko...", rubbing his hands, goes onto the stage and together with the bear (on whom the mask of the Darth Vader has already fallen from above, and he now breathes loudly, with a characteristic sound) go beyond the scenes.
Crazy to fucking.

From the Medical Center of Moscow
sonia: first sex 29 June 2008 00:01
I don’t know how to have sex for the first time without blood.
Answer of the specialist:
Clarify your question. Where does the blood go?

This computer is already...
At night, her daughter woke up and ate (she was on breast milk). I laid her next to her, my chest rolled into my mouth, and I said:"Slide!" and cut off.))

XXX: Everything is super, it works!! to
XXX: How can I thank you?
Press Caps Lock
XXX is OK

I read about the admin, always thought about the sweaters.
and today I was in the server room for the first time in my life, it was as cold (the air conditioner is working at full - so that the server does not overheat) - there is really no sweater at all!! to

Capoeira is the most adapted martial art for Russian conditions. In the winter... in the swimsuit... on the slippery sidewalk...

A mosquito is flying on my balcony.
Yyy: tell him that it’s mid-November, let him die.

Do you help me not to bother me?

My mother-in-law is a wonderful woman, a world mother! But she has one major point. It is impaired in cleanliness. As for the sexes, she washes them four times a day. In the morning, after our stay in the gardens-schools-work; in the afternoon; in the evening, when the whole family gathers, and just before going to bed to go to bed in a clean apartment. Her worst nightmare: someone came and the house was not cleaned.

She goes to a house with her girlfriend for a week. He gives the last instructions:
Little girl, I ask you very much! Definitely my floor in the morning before leaving. I am
I understand you are in a hurry, but suddenly someone comes in and the floors are unwashed!
The husband:
Who will come to me if there is no one at home?? to
The mother-in-law (after a second confusion):
This is a neighbor’s apartment last week.
They robbed!

Here is my request. Dear household members! If you go into the 175th apartment, wipe your legs, or I will fall from my mother-in-law!

KamAZ almost entered the BMW, which was rebuilt and parked in front of the nose, without even turning on the turntable. KamAZ slowed, from there, the driver went out 2 on 2, approached the driver's open window of the beam, broke the lever and stretched the driver:
Throw it away, you don’t use it anyway.

This girl's favorite phrase is "I find it hard, it's easy to lose....and bla bla bla"
Damn, are you constantly wearing your second nose?It is :)

The turmoil in our dining room is so harsh that any soup they have gets with a peanut effect! Even a compot!! O_O

From the announcement:

Emergency 2 room. The KQR. There is everything for living. 5 minutes to the metro in good condition.

I work at a large enterprise.I call on the meeting to the chief of management of Taddam-Taddam.The King's family :) And everything would be nothing, but the secretary, removing the phone, said neither more nor less, and "Receiving KING" :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

The motorists! If you are stopped by the fireplace, turn on the emergency signal. Let go faster, and burn the site - help those who drive after you :)

fat38: I woke up half an hour before the alarm clock, I look at 6:30, I think to sleep again or end up on torrents.

What happened to Villarreal and Villarreal?