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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105754
 21.11.2014
I am with CRA!
So, no matter what, the chat is already full.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105753
 21.11.2014
News: The former civil wife left, capturing 200 thousand rubles. As established by the police, the victim met with his fellow resident through the newspaper of free ads. The 53-year-old from the village... wanted to create a family with a wealthy and reliable entrepreneur." She is suspected of several similar episodes.
*** by
HH: And I found it! 53 years! Respect and respect! You have to be able!
A jumping jump? 53 is? I am 40, and in general, life is over...She probably looks offgenic!
Girls for years can't live in the house of a man, they don't know where the jump hole lies... I want to go to master class!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105752
 21.11.2014
Three black and dirty chicks.
Painted black ink.
Technicians, 1 course
--------
"... Very clean"

And in full form I offer a spiritual poem. The author, to his shame, forgot.

A poet built a house in the garden.
He was a strange homeowner.
But only came the night - from the bowl someone thin
He quietly stumbled onto the roof.
Chiral honestly bird choir on a shelf,
Chiz or Chibis often raised the gam.
In chadu cherry mouths, cherries, lentils
The poet composed on Thursday.
While he was looking for rhythms of joy and ringing,
On the roof under noise, and homon, and hoodie
The Four Black Sweaters
Painted black ink.
Extremely clean.

and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105751
 21.11.2014
You have a birthday soon! I have prepared a gift for you. But you will have to go for him to the remote steppe of Tacua!
In the steppe? Would you give me a saucer??? Uriah to Uriah! I will have my saucer!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105750
 21.11.2014
DerArto: No one is so surprised to see his ex as a female godmother.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105749
 21.11.2014
The fact that every bad guy now calls himself a sales manager or any other bad guy doesn’t make him part of the middle class. In fact, the layer of specialists is thinning, thanks to the education system.
and----
The education system perfectly meets the needs and prepares great managers for any hernia. Specialists are becoming less and less not because they are not prepared by the education system, but because they are not needed. We need managers in the hernia. If by some miracle tomorrow the universities will release hundreds of thousands of specialists - specialists will move, some will merge, some will adapt to work as managers of the hernia, some will be washed out of the country. A bit deeper.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №105748
 21.11.2014
As an option:
– – – – –
to this:
Kuka: And today I did my own makeup and deception on the computer.
Mazenrad: The Lord! O Lord! O Lord! There is no formatting behind these words.
Kuka: What is it?
Kuka: Don’t worry about it. All the light on the phone explained to me.
Mazenrad: The Lord! Listen to my prayers, please.
____________________________________

Well, the day is lost.It’s interesting what she did there anyway :)
– – – – –

I think she wanted to make a backup and defragmentation. And that’s what I’ve done, only a Kluhu knows.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105747
 21.11.2014
XYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
In front of me is a box with a hundred living mice. From small hairy blinds to quite adults and large ones will smoke.
YYY: I already have at least 6 genius ideas for their application.
ZZZ: Are they still alive? They don’t bite the carton box.
Three days... what to bite?
Kkk: They only trick and feed with their feet
Zzzz: but they need to eat something.
XXX: They don’t have to eat anything. They will all die tonight.
KKK: What about today?
Because almost everyone goes to the freezer. And especially large individuals I will cut in pieces and give the sauce.
CCC: Has anyone advised him to have a grandmother?
ZZZ : Ugo
Zzz: even when he was just going to start a frog :)
XXX: It doesn’t go into the freezer.
Zzzz: how to cut it

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105746
 21.11.2014
The Lady!
Ksusha Kempa: I cut my hair and painted
[10:43:50] Ksusha Kempa: so sho fuck
[10:43:57] Ksusha Kempa: Well in the sense good
[10:44:24] Ksusha Kempa: and my new director of the department is coming out, such a summit is spit on me and gives out
Ksusha Kempa: You have something in your head.
[10:44:41] Ksusha Kempa: I answer: Yes, I’m often told this

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105745
 21.11.2014
This is:
I am so hard-admin that I am crazy when I-OS is called I-OS

Freebsdja, solarium, linux, semi-axis, fortress...
Finally to turn:
Phepepe, hetmeel, pluses, rails, asm and resin.
Still alive and boring?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105744
 21.11.2014
xxx: lazy vegetables with mushrooms, cooked rice with oil, supposed vegetables
Yyy: The first point is exactly about food, not about us?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105743
 21.11.2014
Women are primarily afraid of poverty, well, and maniacs, somewhere in the seventh place.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №105742
 21.11.2014
My dad went on a business trip this morning. I put things together in a big bag in the evening, stuck it up in the morning and left... In half an hour the door opens, Dad spit the cat and leaves.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №105741
 21.11.2014
Did you see how our Swedes were out of hand yesterday?! to
I turned off the TV immediately after the game.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105740
 21.11.2014
Talk from the programmers:
p0: on the first floor the shit smells, there the pipe broke and people close their noses with clothes when they pass.
P1: You probably have your repository broken up ;)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105739
 21.11.2014
They say animals are like their owners.

Yyy: So, the hostess is procrastinating, but Nash.

zzz: rather, unassembled and impulsive, possibly distorted.

Yyy: Ughu, and your animal doesn’t understand irony.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105738
 21.11.2014
For some time, the cat began to go to the edge of the bath and wait for it to open the water to drink, he loves flowing. Truth doesn’t always drink, sometimes just sit for company. As a result, we stopped turning on the water every time.
Soon the cat realized that somehow it was necessary to indicate the desire to drink. I would do it with a voice or a foot. Shortly he began to squeeze to the crane, a terrible spectacle.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105737
 21.11.2014
XXX:> How to drive a wife out of the toilet?
YYY:> Turn off Wi-Fi...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №105736
 21.11.2014
From the contact of a very brown friend:
Time to shave... Today I was on the bus, I had to get to the DPS station. He asked the neighbor, “Do you tell me when it will be fasting?” and he replied, “Orthodox?” I said that DPS post, and he said: "Through three stops, and I thought you pop and decided to check me out".

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105735
 21.11.2014
This was the apophysis of my student life.
We took a special course.
Prepod put in an empty row of check-ins the check-in and signature, the rest said then fill out
We realized that we do not even know approximately how the object is called.

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