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[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149694
 13.03.2018
Dear soldiers from all three sides! Ura-patriots and liberals! Go away from our apolitical quotation back into your fucking ones and go there. We don’t care about politics. No, really a whimper.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149693
 13.03.2018
[On AI and translation]

xxx: in my memory burned forever the word "andedovka": so began to be called pepsi in narrow circles after a dozen-two translations "Feel the taste of life with Pepsi!" from Russian to Chinese and back through the industry gave no way out "Shipping water will raise your dead!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149692
 13.03.2018
There are a lot of Gypsies.
They are constantly in the shops.
But they behave calmly and do not stick to anyone.
Probably in an unworking state.
And today comes to meet a young Gypsy with a boy of 10 years, carrying packages with food. She quietly passes by, and the boy goes with his outstretched hand and cries:" give the money give the money nothing to eat".

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №149691
 13.03.2018
If you are not responsible for your 2,000-man administration, how can you be responsible for the whole country?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149690
 13.03.2018
By the way - behind the doors of the school, suddenly, the world in all its diversity: dumb, smart, humanitarian, technicians, red, fat - a shake, all together mixed walk! trouble...

A society without color differentiation of pants is deprived of a future

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149689
 13.03.2018
Being in a house with a cozy and comfortable atmosphere quickly began to think.

Either you fantasize, or your friend doesn’t tell you everything. Schools for adoptive parents do not just exist. The upbringing and development of other kindergartens are not carried out even by people with experience of adoption.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №149688
 13.03.2018
In Stanislav Lema’s book “The Star Diaries of Iyon the Quiet,” the story follows that the same Iyon the Quiet comes to visit aliens, communicates with human experts and they tell him that human women paint their lips with a red mask to mask the traces of the blood they drink from their men.
After 15 years of marriage, it doesn’t seem funny anymore, maybe they were right.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149687
 13.03.2018
This is:

Guy, if a girl doesn’t know how to control the time and makes you wait for hours until she gathers – either tolerate, it’s incurable, or fall. It’s easier to find a punctual girl who gets up quickly than to rejuvenate a lazy dispersed vegetable. Here is real - I came - not ready - I turn and go alone, where I was moulded. I will meet you if you want to communicate.

And what if the lazy dispersed vegetable is me?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149686
 13.03.2018
There are three ladies sitting there, one writing, the other two talking. I show my hand in the blood, the other hand underneath it I hold with a hammer - so that the blood collects. I told you to sit in the hallway.
I sit. I sit for forty seven minutes.

You won’t believe it, but in Israel, where medicine is at a very good level and the attitude toward patients is quite human, you can sit exactly the same way. If you are not paid. Hospitals respond either to people who loudly wept ("save-I die!", rather than goats, you know who I am??Or those whose diagnosis (direction of a doctor, an ambulance) is for them. The rest are still silent even if they have a tail in their heads. To die proudly and quietly I do not advise, it will not be appreciated.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149685
 13.03.2018
Dolls, you’re just not in the subject if you think all children should be taught together. Those who are for lifelong segregation are wrong. Those who believe that there are not so many children with lesions of the central nerve and periphery are also wrong - in fact, they are much more. Since now even children weighing 500 grams are cared for (and previously considered to be a fetus), neurological symptoms even in the ordinary, secondary school. Did you know that there are different types of schools? For example 7? This is a correctional school for almost hopeless children, where they are taught to wash floors, dust, wash - what normal children do not need to teach specifically. Did you learn to read by 9th grade? The Excellent!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149684
 13.03.2018
Normal people in call centers do not stay long
XX: I know what I am saying.
XXX: I worked there for three years.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №149683
 13.03.2018
The difference between corruption and lobbying is as subtle and unfathomable as it is between a collector and a bandit on the highway.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №149682
 13.03.2018
Sitting down the day, the deal was washed. Companion told me.
At the end of the 1990s, I caught luck for the tail. Japanese cars bought for pennies at three prices in Russia on import sold. Money is a river, babies hang on their necks. Beer, vodka, the dream of an idiot. But a man is such a cattle, he quickly gets used to everything. The buckle stopped inserting, from the beautiful ladies a couple of times in drunkenness wrapped the bouquets. And then I was offered to try a noble pull. I tried it with a new gamma of sensations. My head doesn’t hurt in the morning, it’s fine. And a mandala on the cats.
I am the only son of my mother. She raised me alone and worked from morning to night. I got up to her, I immediately bought the apartment, well, she came to me on the weekend by habit, the refrigerator with its tastes will beat and leave. And here I woke up, she sits roughly and her lips in a thin line of compression. I’ve been afraid of her since childhood, I’ve been cut and shot, there’s nothing worse. Here she declares to me:
“Cola, I’ve counted exactly 28 holes from injections on your hands. You have my head healthy, it is unlikely that the doctors used you. So if I see another hole, I will hang myself in your room the same day. You know me.
He got up and left. I sat down on the bed, got a couple of balloons, broke and threw all the contents into the toilet. Let us drink for our parents.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149681
 13.03.2018
Robert De Niro: “After 50 years of marriage, I once looked at my wife and said:
“Fifty years ago we had a small house, an old car, we slept on the couch and watched a little black and white TV, but every night I slept in the same bed with a beautiful 19-year-old girl.
Now I have a huge, expensive house, a lot of expensive cars, a huge bed in a luxurious bedroom, a color TV with a wide screen, but I sleep in the same bed with a 69-year-old woman. I start to doubt my marriage.”
My wife is a very intelligent woman. She did not get offended or argue. She just offered me to find a 19-year-old girl, and she’ll make sure I live in a small house again, sleep on a sold-out couch and watch black and white TV.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149680
 13.03.2018
It is unfair that there is only a man in the Sealor Moon with her daughter, and suddenly with her cats.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149679
 13.03.2018
Yes, I encountered) two childhouses girls, a friend adopted (the most genetic illness, does not want to give birth). Both were corrected. Vodka, that’s all. Being in a house with a cozy and comfortable atmosphere quickly began to think. My wife with one of them was engaged in English - speaking, not more difficult than with any other child.

here to here. I know people who are engaged in art therapy (painting, ceramics) and hypotherapy (this is when with horses) with very difficult children. In the process these things work. According to these people, you can teach anything to anyone if you find an approach. Finns just get enough teachers to have the motivation, time and opportunity to look for such approaches. But they get so much precisely because all kinds of examiners and other bureaucrats have been driven away from education.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149678
 13.03.2018
Tell me, Rabinovich, are you not a miner?
You know, I am not by chance, I am basically not a miner!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149677
 13.03.2018
I am a poet, laureate of several international competitions
> In our time, poetry is dying out.

Test word "everything"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149676
 13.03.2018
xxx: Brings one percentage of the power block, the grit does not work, I ask, and specifically what symptoms, maybe something unusual, there is a whistle or something else. Type – No, it just doesn’t turn on. Sweeping the block into the test socket is a crack, a machine is knocked out and smoke comes from the block. At home, I had the same thing.
YYY: No, you don’t know a person, maybe for him smoke food blocks are routine.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149675
 13.03.2018
In pedagogics, as in football and politics, it is also easy to understand each first.

There are no uneducated children, there are teachers-children and bacon-parents.
WOW: The Finns had an educational miracle without disturbances and diagnoses. They simply dismissed the supervisory authorities in the field of education, and the money released was sent to teachers. And with the supervisory function and so well cope with the most interested - parents. The result is extremely high labor productivity in the country.

You would first learn not to fall into a bunch of pedagogical neglect and real diseases, for the identification and possible correction of which pedagogical education is not enough.

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