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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №90045
 22.11.2013
Topic on the forum: "I want to be an admin"
xxx: By the way, I recently read an article that the first sign of a latent homosexual is hatred of women
Yyy: What if I’m openly gay and don’t hate women?
XX: It is only about the latent
Zzz: What is the difference between latent and non-latent?
The latent can be tripled, not the latent cannot.
AAA: And why are latent homosexuals discussed in the topic of admin?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90044
 22.11.2013
How to name the heir:
I should call it Prokhor. Prochor is cool!
What is cool? Better than Armageddon. Imagine"And Armageddon has already come? It is now"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90043
 22.11.2013
Here you are sitting so harsh and grown up, looking for something there in the innet, drinking champagne from a beautiful glass, the second hour of the night... and suddenly find that you are sitting in the costume hat of the god cow, which the daughter insidiously drunk on me, and I didn't even notice...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90042
 22.11.2013
We are talking with my husband "hotel" about a new car.
The husband gives:
Wait, did we buy you a cat? I bought!
Meanwhile the cat!
The Grey? and Gray!
Does it hurt the corner? So it’s down!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90041
 22.11.2013
to this: x: What does "ping" mean?
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There is an old fairy tale how to explain "on fingers" some terms
Ping in the same room with you sitting Vasya. You scream Vasya went to #@y in response to you sounds go yourself to #@y
Congratulations you just broke up.
TTL (time to live) life of the package
There is a mother and a hungry son. The son goes to his mother and asks her to feed him. Mom says she is busy and sends it to Dad. Dad is busy and sends to Mom. This is the time until the son dies and there is TTL.
There were other terms. I don’t remember...who knows write!

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90040
 22.11.2013
I was from the time when photographing myself in the mirror was a disgrace.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90039
 22.11.2013
Wife: Why are all horror films shot in the dark, on some washrooms or old houses? They tried to shoot in the bright sun, somewhere on the beach.
The cheeks, right?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №90038
 22.11.2013
Alcoholic cocktail “Nude monkey”... Is this the name or the expected consequences?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90037
 22.11.2013
1: or a service that allows you to compare prices. You enter what you need, for example, Uttug philipps and you on the map shows shops with prices and you look where it is cheaper. Here you need to come up with the technology itself so that shops quickly provide information about prices and it was not burdensome for them. And the technology itself can be sold to Yandex for example.
Is it Yandex Market?
The Yandex Market
Here is the Fool.
1: Really come in
1 and the picture.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90036
 21.11.2013
Soon the generation will grow up who won’t know what WinAmp is :(

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90035
 21.11.2013
I have sex (
Tag: the session
The Institute! →! to

by KAI

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90034
 21.11.2013
Looking at the recent initiatives of our government, I recall the unforgettable Ostap-Suleiman Ibrahim-Maria-Bender-Bay, who knew only 300 relatively honest ways of taking money from the population. The child, to God.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90033
 21.11.2013
And then Sanya!! to
Andrei: You won’t believe it!! to
What I invented...
Alexander : get the idea )) but without me ))

[ + 34 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90032
 21.11.2013
to this:
— — —
From Grosslarnakh:
Understanding how a boy’s life will develop is not difficult. You give him a designer, with a beautiful car on the box, a bunch of iron parts: screws, all kinds of screws, wheels and iron axes, and you evaporate down. If a child begins to give birth to a car, everything will be fine. If he takes two iron axes and puts it in the socket - the boy is ahead of a life rich in adventures, filled with plunder, about which there will always be something to tell.
— — —
From the personal experience and experience of acquainted students of universities: electricians at the age of 4 to 6 years were electric (they themselves were spikes or scissors in the socket); psychologists in 95% of cases have psychological abnormalities more serious than others; economists from childhood have worked with parents for money; lawyers have always been fools; many translators with their native language are not in order; writers with their own feelings have conflicts or complete ignorance of them.
And you are talking about boys with designers.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90031
 21.11.2013
Today, the raw Mitrofanushka uses exactly the same phone as Eric Turkheimer (although, I’m not sure that it has the 5th iPhone). It lives, maybe even more beautifully.
These changes give rise to the self-satisfaction that smart people are not needed, and moreover, that they are dangerous. What "the hell this chemistry is better to treat with herbs". For variable complexity, give what everyone has. What you need to remove the hands of geneticists: they will spread the infection. It is not a matter of entering into the Fishing of God. Morality is from God.
I repeat, there are reasons: smart people say things that are incomprehensible, while wildly offensive, and, if they are so smart, why are they so poor?! to
Expanding knowledge that knows no boundaries has led to the fact that everyone can acquire an iPhone, but none of those who have obtained, if the smarts disappear, will not be able to construct and assemble even the communication apparatus that Timur used with his team.
Smart people are needed simply because no one knows the challenges of tomorrow: neither in medicine, nor in social life, nor in agriculture. Is there a time when we need to be convinced?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90030
 21.11.2013
- A guy came to us to go to work, I heard the fairy tale "Zarevna - the Frog" in such an interpretation for the first time!! to
In which one?? to
“He’s kidding and saying... I’m qu-qu-qu-qu-qu... on a vacancy!! to
The pictures died quietly.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90029
 21.11.2013
It seems that the TP in the male version is deciphered by "dumb pot";

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90028
 21.11.2013
XXX: When I sleep with a scary girl so that I don’t feel ashamed, I call it “sexual charity.”

*** by
Maybe you just don’t get beautiful?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90027
 21.11.2013
Recently delighted the "intelligence" of young trolls. Chat one online game with wild mistakes and inscriptions young gifts every few seconds strikes it with the same message about the following content:

We need a good high-level bar!
(Bard - one of the classes in the game)

This continues for a long time. Chat gets stuck, track the right messages, of course, becoming difficult. To somehow stop this wild copy paste, I decide to joke.I write in the chat the following:

Rozenbaum. good bard. high level

To my surprise, it worked. The chat is pleasantly quiet. But! A few minutes later, this body releases:

There is no such character (

Disruption of Reality)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90026
 21.11.2013
From Khabr (news about ending the development of WinAmp):

Who is next – ACDSee?
Nero is Nero? It seems to me that its developers will soon get into the control system of the spacecraft and will fly away.

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