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[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №22398
 12.11.2009
The user of tretianogappiska lively amused on the site c 04.03.2009
Cause of mutant

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22397
 12.11.2009
Remembering that women love with their ears, my husband decided to arrange for me a session of "verbal love". It happened at the moment of the embrace.
You are so beautiful, you are so gentle, you are so fragile, you are so beautiful.
The end of the phrase hanged in the air, as at this moment the surprise for a fraction of a second was distracted by the advertisement of the famous film on the nearby TV. Upon returning to me, Andrei at the exhalation with affection completed a compliment:
Godzilla a...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22396
 12.11.2009
1: Prikin, the partner of Korku told - in the morning to work he was going, saw some kind of shit in the bus. Speaks, bald, in the goats, clearly from the wild beard, and in the playlist for the entire bus opera some classical oret xD )))
2: Go to Nashville
1 of 1?
That fucking I was...

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №22395
 12.11.2009
Skorpion04: I found on e-mail a link to the article "scientists found out how to fight the law of deceit"
The link does not open.
The law of deceit...

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №22394
 12.11.2009
2 adults of male sex.
Fuck, I’m ashamed, I’m an Elf of the 80’s level.
Okay, I am an elf.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №22393
 12.11.2009
xxx:Today I understood what a gesture is when you come to your grandmother on the clothes, and she plays progressive alpha metal from the built-in radio
_______________________________________________________

My grandmother had a built-in radio.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22392
 12.11.2009
Conversation on Religion:
What can you say about the Apostle Peter?
He stood at the gate of heaven.

Yeshua and Yeshua :)

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22391
 11.11.2009
Toy: Now they are psychedelic, and in my childhood, Soviet cartoons were GOOD!

[ + 115 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22390
 11.11.2009
Young people who are disappointed in girls... I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t argue about mat. I cook well, study in a prestigious university, work in specialty. I don’t tolerate glamorous things, I don’t watch the series, I don’t joke with “sweet” things. I am learning to program in PHP. Not registered in SSC. The networks. I don’t talk, I don’t tell, I don’t lie. I dress according to the weather, I believe that the guy must decide whether he will pay for me or not.

So here...

I am married.

And all because while you were running after the glamorous sturgeons that threw you, and crying in the bore, which you were deceived by the wicked female race, one young man quietly cared for a modest girl from the community.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №22389
 11.11.2009
XXX is
I was awakened by the sanitary technicians....) it turns out that my closet is just super - I have doors except for the toilet nowhere, there is nowhere to remove the dog - the dog is in the closet.)

YYYY
Is the dog in the closet there?? to

XXX is
The sanitary when the closet was swallowed.

[ + 96 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22388
 11.11.2009
xxx: better find a girl and devote her as much free time as you are going to blow up the internet :)
Where can I find a girl for $900 a month? And also Angel.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №22387
 11.11.2009
DrElliot> If you judge rap by thyme, we will judge rock by ranets

[ + 42 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22386
 11.11.2009
Yulka will become president, it will be fun, her portraits will be hanged in schools, and schoolchildren will not only be proud of the president, but also if they want to count on him.

[ + 99 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22385
 11.11.2009
In the philosophy. Prepod says to me, “Andrei, what can you say about Kafka?” “Well, I remember an old joke and answer, “Well, I like Kafka, an offensive graffiti.”

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22384
 11.11.2009
Wake up Siddhartha. In the middle of the working day. I sleep in front of the monitor with my head down on the desk. A peaceful and healthy sleep interrupts the SMS on payroll. I love my job!

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22383
 11.11.2009
About the militia.
As one of my comrades, who had moved from the raft to Germany, said: "The most difficult thing was to get used to the fact that when you see mint, you don't have to bypass it by a bow or go to the other side of the street."

It is impossible to describe our mentions better.

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №22382
 11.11.2009
xxx: Exceeded, I am inhibited by the police officer, I am flying out and out of the course - Comrade Lieutenant, on the Day of the Police, thank you for the service, for the observance of order, the roads in our country are no hell, without your service, no one would have gone anywhere, I congratulate you once again on the professional holiday, apologize, so, without the name of the father, but the Russian Military is a symbol! All good for you. I sit in the car and leave.
YYY: You are a fool
That’s not all yet.)
yyy: urine )))
xxx: I walk quietly, suddenly behind the flashlight, I think - fucking, I got in. I stop, I go out, there is this depic: citizen, you have forgotten my documents. Thanks for the congratulations 😉
yyy : )))

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №22381
 11.11.2009
The printer, burning the paper, issued the inscription: open the cover, remove the sludge. As if the truth is talking with the mouth empty.)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №22380
 11.11.2009
Jeffa: electricity that chose a place to rest for the NH vacation ))
Did you look at the sofas?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22379
 11.11.2009
Vvv 13-32: I was young, I didn't sleep, I made a strong coffee in the morning. I think something didn’t help, I’m going to do the second, an, the first on the table is uncomfortable)))))

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