Comments on “Haber”:

xxx: Literally last week I was on an interview at one startup. At first, I was contacted by the founder of the startup, a fun, pleasant guy. Then came the head of development. Thick warts in glasses under 50 years old. With some discouraged voice he told me that a technical interview would start now, then he looked at me carefully and was so crazy :)
YYY: Well, I asked not to tell anyone :(

xxx: I wanted to find a ranking of social networks, and Google showed a rating of milk needs by areas of Belarus...
Yyy: Google is not a fool, Google knows what is more important here.

Why heterosexuals are afraid of homosexuals

They think gays are raping them. Banned by Gay!
Hetero-rape is also prohibited, but rape still happens. Homosexuality also occurs. Moreover, the rapists are more often acting heterosexuals in places not steel remote.

They think gay people will tempt them. Banned by Gay!
If a gay has seduced you, it is your personal problem that you have not resisted (treated or drunk) to a gay.

They think that homosexuals will harm their children.
Pedophile is primarily an amateur of minors. Paul does not play the role. Pedophiles are punished for harassing girls and boys equally. Pedophiles are punished.

A normal gay, if someone is shaking, then adult capable men who can independently make decisions about their shaking. And if they can’t, but the guilt is gay, then it’s not men anymore. Here are the men who are guilty of “everyone but me,” and there are real piddars.

No upbringing or even amputating a member can change the orientation. Just read about people who had to remove a member due to illness.

vvv: household horror "Free cabin"
vvv: about unsuccessful searches for a free toilet in a large organization
_ _ _
XX: Where have you been?
YX is running.
Why do you smell like after the toilet?
YX: I didn’t get there.

We talked about homophobia again. And I thought Pelevin had already closed this topic: “Most Russian men are homophobic because of the fact that in the Russian mind the metastases of the criminal code of honour are very strong. Any serious person, no matter what he is doing, subconsciously meets the naras and tries to ensure that there are no noticeable violations of prison taboo in his service list, for which he will have to pay back.

Sexual education is fun.
In Israel, a decent ultra-orthodox child by the age of six (first class) not only knows that Adam and Eve had children in Paradise and do their commandment. But he will also hear about the fact that Kanaan raped the grandfather of Noah (they are all officially) and about Onan (guess what he did). The song can easily be heard.
Copywriters are embarrassed. Trolls are afraid of children in cowards.

XXX: Black humor from my VC.
After the song about Jeanne D'Arc began playing the recording entitled "Songs of Nature - Thunder of Fire" :/

XXX: The student today told: she after school, there in the second grade told them about the muscles, all that, one girl raised her hand and asked, "Well, of course, the muscles. Where is the meat of man?"

The poison for mice that will not harm dogs.
Tagged: cat

I came to the office, I got out of the car and the man immediately runs.

My friend, give it up! Has Gazelle swallowed, there is a wire or wire?

- There is a thread, but I will not pull my old Chinese loaded gazelle. I am sorry.

No, it’s to whom to eat. Give me trousers!

“Hold, I won’t wait, take the rope out of the door as you finish.

Yes Yes Yes...

He couldn’t wait, he had to leave. I go back, go into the office and see a dirty piece of wire lying near the door. Well, okay, I get up to fold it normally and I see that it is broken in two places and bound as an ambulance hand. Well, fuck him, the wire has been five years old and it was time to change it, in principle, it's not a pity. I turn to the operating girls and ask, “Al thank you for the thread said?” I will continue with a dialogue from which it is still warm on the soul. A man runs for a long time, inspects the office and gives:

and E! Where is long?

Who do you need?

Is it long and black?

What question are you on?

Yes to X.

He throws the thread, turns and leaves. I think it’s good that I left, or maybe I’d even spit in my face for giving such a bad thread.

There is no morality. Feelings are not affected, so nothing burns. All good and sweet!

The church says that man is sinful and God is sinless.

What is sin? For example, murder of another person. Anger at another person.

The World Flood is the deliberate conscious destruction of virtually all mankind by drowning, after God was angry with that mankind.

That is to say, God essentially teaches only one thing – if you are God, then you can do anything.

And the church teaches to accept this sadomaso as a normal relationship.

They wanted to take me to the army while I was studying at university. There was no desire to pay debts to the homeland, but you cannot not go to the medical examination. I went through it. The speed of its passage is faster than in paid clinics. And here I go to the surgeon. Then I just had an exacerbation of valgus deformation (growing bone on the leg) and when asked about the complaints I asked the surgeon the question: "I have valgus deformation, what to do?" One million people answered, “I don’t know, I’m not a doctor.”

So very natural!
-"xxx: This is a classic of robotics - it is easy to make a robot that flies to Mars and it is difficult to make a robot that runs into a neighboring bar for beer :)"

To Mars - it is in one direction, and "for beer" - it is to go back!

The most difficult thing in an antivirus developer’s work is to teach him how to distinguish viral programs from official applications. They are equally masked, protected from detection, deletion by the user. They do the same thing - collect data, monitor which programs are running. The only difference is that they send information to different addresses.

In Blessed Europe no excise duties and compulsory insurance etc.

WOW, WOW, and why do I get tax freed if I don’t? O_O

Alcohol only makes a woman more attractive when a man drinks alcohol.

Near the land plot on which my house stands, there is a LEP. A couple of weeks ago, from the window, I noticed that in the most remote corner of the site, a bird is hanging, crawling with its wings, trying to fly through the fence of the rabbit grid, but it is not possible. At first, it seemed to me from a distance that it was some neighbor's chicken lost, but when I came closer, I didn't believe my eyes: in front of me ran on the grass and waved the wings of a real, and seemingly quite an adult, beautiful gray-and-white frog (then I was told that it was a gray-and-white frog). And it is almost in the center of a large regional city! Most likely, I thought, it hit the wire, damaged the wing, and now can’t take off. Of course, he could not be left so, he would definitely either die of hunger or become a victim of wandering cats. Since I can’t deal with predatory birds, I started calling friends and acquaintances. The Soviets, of course, tried to give everything, but mostly the type of such that to teach him to sit on his shoulder instead of a poppy and shout "piastri, piastri!". We were lucky with the bird. One of my classmates found a friend, who once lived in the courtyard in a volley, of course, he knows what to feed, what to show to the veterinarian, and even from his former pet left a volley. I caught the bird carefully, which was not a lot of trouble, because it was tired of its fruitless attempts to take off and silenced, only looked closely at me with smart eyes, put it in a box under the microwave and waited for his arrival. We greeted, met, he looked at the barley and said that he would take it and show it to a familiar ornithologist, and at the same time told me the story of his barley. The story seems interesting to me, so I decided to write my own.
To this guy, his name is Sergey, once a familiar hunter gave a puppy of a frog, apparently falling out of the nest. Sergey built a volley for him and fed him. It turned out that it was a female who lived with him, grew up and became so accustomed to the man that she took a piece of meat from the owner's hand and swiftly sat on her hand. Yastrebiha lived with him in the volleyball for more than five years and did not show any desire to leave, although such an opportunity was granted to her, a couple of times Sergey forgot to close the volleyball. And suddenly one day in his courtyard began to fly every day of the eagle-samean, who sat on a tree near the volley for days and for nothing wanted to fly away. So the birds looked at each other all day, in the evening the male flew, but in the morning always returned. Sergey became clear that his fiancé flew to his bird, who fell in love with her by ears and now will not fall behind until the owner leaves his beloved. It was a pity to let the bird go, he was accustomed to it, and if it could survive in the wild. But at the same time, Sergey understood that you will not argue with nature, the bridegroom will not lag behind, so he decided, opened the door and left. The bride, not thinking for a long time, came out of the volley, spread the wings, flew, and the couple, having made a bit of a circle in the air, flew away. After a few days, the strawberry flew alone, sat on a tree near her wheelchair for a long time, let the owner come to her, but she did not take a piece of beef from his hands and did not sit on her hand either. So I sat on a tree for a few hours and flew away, forever. This is such a story.
And my deer Sergey showed the ornithologist, there was a stretching of the wing, so my assumption about the impact on the LED wire was most likely true. Now he lives in the "inherited" volley, recovers, feeds on mice, which Sergey catches for him alive with the help of a mouse. Those living on the site of the Caucasian and Alabayan this predator intimidated so that they were afraid even to get close to his voller. As soon as the wing is restored and he can fly, Sergey will release him.

There was a doctor in the trauma. All motorcycles were there, and even in the winter. Motorcyclists acted in the form of a puzzle. His favorite words were, “Tejek-s, this one will pull a thousand details.”
One day I brought a girl-biker. Beautiful and beautiful. When he began to shout over her, he said:
Don’t worry, I’ll get married.
I did not pick. was married.
Now when he is told that his wife is beautiful, he answers:
Do you like? I collected myself.

#gay_gay_round_be empty

“The healthy attitude of a healthy society is manifested in the spirit: ‘Son, you like girls – that’s normal, but the conditional Vase likes boys and he meets a boy – and that’s also normal and has a place to be.”

Here is the error. There is a place to be – yes. You do not need to jump on them with forks and burn on the fires - again yes. But this is not the norm. For example, disabled people and mentally retarded people are not the norm, but in a healthy society they are treated as people. In good health, yes.
Still, there is something unhealthy in the craving of people to the details of the personal life of completely unfamiliar people.

Mom hugged me and said:
- Fu, he is already an adult, big, smells of cigarettes from him. And the little one was so nice, curly and didn’t crawl.
I was very surprised. It was about a beard.