I put the car under the window to come. It will stand right in front of the balcony, the driver will open the lounge and let the passengers choose music, and louder. Listen for half an hour and leave. A day of patience, two days of patience!!! Then spit, picked up a bowl of water and put it on the balcony in the evening. I wait. At 12 a.m. they are announced with music. Well, I ate it from the seventh floor and poured 15 liters of water into the open hole!! I hear - a deaf sound, then mates at all, with the suggestion to kill the cat. Silence, and in it the voice of the passenger car, - We probably listen to the music loudly!!! I stood on the floor and broke out of laughter!!! to

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Where are you?
XXX: Yes in the universe... a couple await...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and (. )

Prep by Matan Ozzg (C) Students (P) Prep.
Q: So you got the textbooks?
The Beginning of Mathematical Analysis
Q: What is this?
C: The one you wrote.
Q: Is it me?? to
Yes, here is your name.
Q: (in an even greater extent) my own?? to
C: Yeah, look at it
Q: (turns the textbook in your hands), Well, it was a matter, do it...

Lexus: a shorter interlude: an alarm button worked in the store and mints arrived. Standing up in a car and a pipe.
Lexus: I run to the store – it’s closed. I take the bullet out hoping to hit the neighbor.
Lexus: I scratched my kidneys from mint from the flight... they took me as a thief.
Lexus: the erudition saved. Do you know what he spotted?
WinFast: What is it?
Lexus plays Don! I am Rush! Don Quijote to Me!
WinFast : :D
Lexus: Released immediately! and apologized.
WinFast: with your accent they probably took you for a humbo-humbo
Issue of Lexus :-(

yyy: (13:22) :
You are not so boring.

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How

yyy: (13:23) :
Home and gym.

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And not only that. Write how you wake up.

yyy: (13:25) :
I am studying. I can leave at ten and come at seven, sometimes later. Others simply don’t have time to work.

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When I was a student, my week started like this, I left at 8 a.m. and came on Thursday.

Today I saw a hopper in the bus, who turned on the music on the mobile and put it under the hat.... and at the same time pretended that it wasn’t playing it...)))

I went to school and the girl stayed at home.
She: Listen, I’m now in your shirt, she’s down in white spots.
He: So this is not what you thought, but toothpaste.
If you don’t believe, try the taste.
She: You know, it doesn’t taste like toothpaste.
I’m sorry, but I don’t have that shirt 😉

She is:
Imagine how beautiful life would be if it were going in the opposite direction. At the very beginning, a few well-dressed people bring you into the box and you immediately find yourself at the party. You live peacefully as an old man in a house, you get a pension, and you become younger. After working forty years, you learn the charms of life, drink more and more alcohol, go to parties more and more, fuck more and more, and then go to the institute. Then you go to school, you are made less and less demanding, you have more and more time to play, you become less and less until you get into.... where you swim in the warmth for 9 months, listening to the calming rhythm of a beating heart, Until one day - BAC, and your life ends with an orgasm!

He is:
5 of 5 points)

She is:
I want my life to end with an orgasm.

He is:
Sorry, I am not a murderer.

She is:
and ROFL

From contact...

Dmitry: What did you want to say to this graffiti and my wall?
I just wanted to paint something :)
Dmitry Why?
Beryl: Just like that :)
Dmitry: I don't understand what you want from me... friends we will definitely not be because it will be hard for me to get used to your adult humor... if you want any relationship, then I am a healthy fat musician who fucking beer and who needs to fuck!!! I am not a pedophile!! to
Dmitry: Why are you silent?
You are so mysterious :)

by Jake
<< Do I have to go?=)
and Blonde
>> Why
by Jake
<< I will do it for you
and Blonde
>> It is too late. I am almost dressed.

A to:
I am a horror.

K to:
A terrible policeman?
Are you already buying something?
Are you scared and copying?
Are you digging and digging?
What does this mean?? to

A to:
I will show you the opposite.)
I am terrified and will dig.

I filled out the medical examination card and there in the column of living conditions were the answers: good, satisfactory, bad and dormitory!!! to
O_O

c) The fortune

02:51:31 [say_raz->princhesa99]: to hide the picture of you fucking....
02:52:21 [princhesa99->say_раз]: what again not to like
02:52:58 [say_raz->princhesa99]: Shit will load I say I don’t like it...
02:53:08 [princhesa99->say_raz]: I am waiting

I went out for a walk with my dog. There were a boy (P) and a girl (D) at the entrance. By the conversation I understood that the guy is persuading the girl to come home to him. I called the dog home: Ella, go home.
Paraney says to the girl, “Look, Ella, even this guy wants you to go.
D: Okay we go.
The guy turns to me: Listen, the electricity is not offended, you are not going with us. and :)

Despair is when you sit in your own house full of guests and notice that the paper is gone.

Five boys took a girl home.
Philosopher: and out of her house comes another girl with the door from the closet.
Filosof:we are kind of "you help"
Philosof:she "is not hopeful"
Philosof:we "to be nice is not hard"
Philosof:she says..."he was there at the entrance of the closet coupe brought"
The elevator did not work
Who knew the 13th floor?

by 111
They stood at the box, with Marinka and her little son, Nikita. I give Babel. The cashier says no surrender.
Nikita, this monster, makes a sign for me to bend to him, and when I bend, he pronounces so wickedly:
Kill her!

by 222
O_O
Generation of computer games

In the morning emergency report:
"Arrested a week ago on suspicion of theft of X.H. Now also found in the counterfeit: paper, printer and scissors were found in his apartment!

Lectures at Jurfake. The teacher, sometimes, punishes those who interfere, forcing them to stand up and listen to part of the lecture.

The student asks:
Tell me, what is power?
The Teacher:
Rise up.
The student stands up.
and sit down.
The student sits.
This is power.

(from Pishkov D)

Hi, what are you doing?
I am a pop.
I could not clarify...
I am a pop.