of India. The country of my dreams.
Mowgli, horrifying stories about Kali, Indiana Jones, and movies from childhood, where everyone always dances and sings, even at funerals... As I dreamed of getting into her, unfortunately the passport was delayed and the husband is flying alone.
He asks, what do you bring? I say, bring me Sarri, present!
Well, the fact that he forgot to buy tights under the sarri is normal. All men are brothers.
But the fact that both saris were the same confused me. When the euphoria of overwhelmingness has ended, I ask:
Why are they the same, dear?? to
When I chose, the seller asked for whom. I said for my wife. And then he asked what such a respectable gentleman would take for a mistress? I was ashamed to admit that I did not. and :)

The most reliable air defense system of the United States and Europe against Russian missiles are the villas of our officials, “developed” on their territories.
None of our missiles will ever reach there.

My husband went on a long trip. I felt that I was the most unhappy and urgently needed to go to a psychologist. I opened the site of a practising psychologist, looked at the prices for the session, immediately closed it... In general, it just seemed to me, everything I had was normal) psychologists really help.

The old joke:
Life is good if everyone goes to work in the morning and you go to the pool.
The Supplement:
- If you go to the pool in the morning to work to wash the sorties - life has failed.

The television journalist suffered a head injury when he fell after a student answered on the street to the question “Who was Leo Trotsky?” and received the answer “Lebe Bronstein.”

In order to wrap the snakes around the shoulders and waist without any risk during the dance, it is sufficient to cool them stronger before performing.
— — — —
Therefore, teaching such dances is filled with a large number of frozen and broken snakes.

by Oleg 2:20
Are you not upset by unmerited praise?

Genesis 2:20
Very annoying

by Oleg 2:20
You are good

Genesis 2:20
The Dog Oleg

I remember a moment from an interview with my beloved Hugh Laurie about how he starred in Place of Lions.
And we had an old lion. At least I was assured so. And he had a name, though he didn’t call anyway, but he had a name, his name was Jock. And we filmed scenes where the filming group was in cages and the actors were not. But we’ve been shooting Jokes down the slope all the time because the lions are fantastically lazy and if they see their lunch somewhere on top, they’re less likely to follow him.
Leno: And what, did he attack you?
Hugh: No, but no matter how steep you think of yourself, when a lion whispers, your legs become cotton. We were advised by a lion coach. He said, if the lion is attacking you, and this is a useful advice, it may be useful if you find yourself in a similar situation, so if the lion is attacking you, you need to stretch your hand back, take a bunch, let me say, shit and throw the lion in the mouth. And I asked like an idiot, and where do I get the shit? And he said, don’t worry, it will be.

And in general, the family is not a place for openness, but a field for diplomacy. It is attributed to Madame de Montespan.
and
Why do we need a family? "fields for diplomacy" in life and without it is more than enough.

> "Average " 18
Men attach great importance to the length of the penis, but in fact it is nonsense. 20 cm is enough for any woman.
(How to ruin your son’s life with one phrase)" (c) SMBC

and Xanac:
I was recently asked why programmers hate working with code from others. I decided to make a small analogy:
Imagine that you have been entrusted to build a laboratory on the island. You come to the object, and there besides the unbuilt building: a huge fan (the size of the building), a large balloon and a room filled with swabs. Shake your head, you unravel this dirt and dig into the laboratory. You give the object to the scientists, but in 5 minutes they run out with the scream: “Flight of poisonous gas!”and "
How about that, fucking! Must be working! In despair, you scream and cry to the past:
We have poisonous gas! What is the problem?
I don’t know, it had to work. Has something changed in the project?
A little, the swabs took out...
The roof was held!
What is??? What to fuck, sorry?? to
I say, the swabs held the ceiling. There were gas tanks above them. Very heavy, I had to squeeze into the room from the bottom of the swab.
- You would at least hang a note on the door, that the swabs to hold the ceiling! There is poisonous gas here. What shall we do?
Turn on the ventilator. He is pumping gas from the island.
I demolished it right away!
Why Why?
Why did you build a 120-ton fan? Could you put a box of anti-gases?
- The anti-gas box needs to be sought, and the fan I had from the last order.
I have removed your ventilator! We are suffocating here!
Harley, are you there? Sit on the balloon and fuck!

A boy who read the collection “Poetry of the Silver Age” to Santa Claus had to give a confectionery factory

A long time ago, examining the compressor from the Soviet refrigerator ZIL, was extremely surprised to find the inscription "Made in Japan". It was then that the reliability of our ZIL refrigerators immediately became clear.

> two of them Exceptions confirm the rule.

How upset you are with that phrase! The exception cannot confirm the rule. The existence of an exception confirms the existence of the rule from which the exception is made.

Sponsor of this bad joke is the sorting center of the humorous publication.

The sorting center of the humorous public is jokes to the side.

Today they call from an unknown number and the girl offers money for bitcoin. I immediately say:
Do you want to earn 5 million rubles?
Yes of course.
- Then listen, transfer me to the bitcoin wallet from the company accounts 30 million rubles, and for this I give you a premium of 5 million rubles. The company lists this amount as a non-refundable loan.
But it doesn’t work that way.

From a bottle of milk

>> in the circle.

exactly is. If you are in Missouri, you are in Missouri.

Water boils at exactly 100 degrees

The temperature of boiling water depends on many factors. The selected temperature scale.

YYY: He is timid and knows how to develop
xxx: mmmm... developed by timlid... timlid gave a tasca, will give and fruit lubrication
Why the fruit?
We don’t write in asma to give the machine.

The daughter (2,5 years old) recounted the fairy tale "Terremok". Now we live in Termochka Mouse-Na-Uško, Frog-Kakuška and Rabbit-Pugajik : R