Mooduck: And where do you get those pigeons?
GunDon: This is what the HR department is doing.

I go into the room with my younger sister, I watch a picture: the sister, lying on the couch in a zhu posture, tries to remove the very narrow jeans, without removing the cords.
Q: What do you do to remove the cords?
A: I did not smoke.
I: Oh yeah, I’m not about that.
Q: Ah, mom and dad had already come, they also first asked about the cakes

3Jlou: Is the removal from the House Comp to run Lost considered a betrayal?

This is craziness :)

I smiled to her, she smiled to me, but nothing smiled to me anymore.

Uncle Step
A freshly viewed genre scene from yesterday's holiday - the day of the police.
In the metro crossing are cleaned doors in orange vests. One with a bag, the other with a veil and a spade.
There are two men going by. Beautiful, cute and fun. Such are usually shown as careless music in overseas advertising of credit cards, in the extreme case - deodorants.
Here one stopped, and leaned forward, began to extract gum from his mouth. She clung to the teeth, so I had to just extract and pull.
Dobil, and in order to cleanse her from the fingers, the man smashed the gum on the wall.
The palace saw, and as he was able, said:
“Why do you put a mushroom on the wall?”
The Man:
“And there’s no garbage everywhere, and you’re still a “wall” to wash.
You will...”
The palace took a breath and began to scratch the gum from the wall with his fingers.
Unfortunately, Uncle Stepa is out. Mint generally know how to be in the dead zone of sight and at the right moment of sight.
From underneath the shell, on the occasion of the celebration, a white shirt and a tie is visible.
Uncle Stepa himself is two heads above all those present. He approaches beautiful men, gives honor and asks:
Dear friends, is it okay? (Finger pointing to the houses) These two
You were not attached? What did they want from you?
The damn of these Tajiks knows what they want. That they are not in Russian, cannot be resolved. Everything is fine, Commander.
The step uncle:
They are not Tajik, they are Uzbek.
The Men:
What fucking difference?! to
The step uncle:
Well, yes, I’m not holding you back anymore. All the good. Yes, and
By the way, here’s what it’s about: there’s no garbage everywhere here, and you’re anyway.
You will wash your head.
With these words, Uncle Stepa pulled out the gum from his mouth and glued the man to the mushroom.
The man was not even surprised. He turned and walked quickly, touching his head and staring at him as a horse on a pony.
I met on my eyes with Uncle Stepa and showed him the big finger, then the mint did not stand, came out of the image and flooded in a wide smile.
No words, he permitted the excess of power, as it did not roar.
“Overturned,” but somewhat hairy and domestic. But he did not turn.
180, and at some degree seven... eight.

Open it up! The militia!
We did not call the police, we called the prostitutes.
Your neighbors called us.
The neighbors? Let them fuck you!

XXX: and in general
XXX: Bring the roof!
Yyy: Lise orders in the subway.
Okay, this round you won.

"And we in Russia, bl&%*, works everything that is wrapped in blue insulation..."

You want to believe, you want to - no, but today the charging from the laptop began to blink, the output connector broke up. I had to wrap the isolant: first blue, then yellow. has not earned! I broke the yellow, left the blue – it works!

Little Jesus (21:13:19 16/11/2010)
Like the girls we are thin, but the car has passed.

Stupid statuses, say "I love rain, you can hide tears in it."
I love the shower, I can suck in it!

We have a machine that sells coffee and food - a Georgian.
Is this another why? and :)
Father told me that before in Georgia, everyone was rich and there in the shops did not give up. And if the Russian tourist began to demand the surrender, then the seller-hacher could begin to throw him a little bit: "Bee, bear your butter, all bear...". And the machine. When you press the drop-down button, the coins fly on all sides, fall on the floor, and then you crawl to collect them. Type: "Give it to you! So, take care of yourself and get rid of it" :))))

17 November 2010

The Lexus:
I finally watched the night watch ?
and smaller:
It hasn’t even been rented out yet :D
The Lexus:
Don’t be afraid :D
and smaller:
And how?
The Lexus:
The translation is pleasant.
and smaller:
The translation? O_O

Why did you suddenly need an interpreter? and :)
2: Yes, the Germans here came to the factory, wanted to strike them with the knowledge of German, but realized that I can only say something like "I see heavy tanks, we retreat!" or "Oh, yes, so big!"

The xxx:
And we have one man (colonel-saper, and not a cabinet nihua), on whom the chickens were struck in the house, and with unwashable glowing paint he wrote on ALL the doors, where he was struck, "There are no blackjack, there are prostitutes."

xxx: I have the impression that the most boring teachers, when they were still studying at the ped institute, learned to slow down time.

I’m in the bus, it’s noisy, everyone is talking. A man (P) from the outdoors rings the phone:
Q: Alo... I understood... and the body to bury it or leave it?! to
Everyone in the room immediately silenced... He calls someone back and says:
Q: Well, all the orders are done!
Everyone has a ball of five rubles, the grandmother alone even crossed, he noticed all this and addressed everyone: "Yes, I work at the cemetery, people hide, and not what you thought!"

No, you will explain to me. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t like sweets... How can I explain that fairy pepper that’s going on with my skin?

Gray: Stop eating at McDonald’s every day, fool.

There is a banner in our city, on which the advertisement: "Mosobhlstroyeconom Bank: is it hard to talk? It is easy to collaborate!"
Laughed for a long time.

Ivory (16:32:37 20/01/2009)
I’ve heard such a shit from one mouth. They, foolishly, call the girls "crabs"and explain why. When the toilets in the clubs are busy (Sevastopol), the girls go to the street to suck)))))) And when they are lighted with a mint lamp, they begin to hide side by side from the beam, crawling to the side.

If a girl clings to you, you need to take her away.