We have a party like it was, and it is, but before it was called the CPSU, and now it is something else.

At the metro Petrogradskaya yesterday, an intelligent lady with aristocratic scales, with a diligent laying of slightly touched gray hair, with blue shadows on heavy eyelids, takes a number on the phone and speaks to it with a beautiful deep voice:
Hello Marina Leonidovna. This is Alla Evgenievna... Yes, I wanted to ask you, but it was uncomfortable with everyone. Marina Leonidovna, don’t you think Peter was upset? No, it didn’t seem, sadly... He’s just whipped, Marina Leonidovna!

“In Prakamje will celebrate the feast of the goose. Guests of the holiday will be able to buy goose carcasses, blankets, blankets and pillows.
Husa has a celebration.

I met a girl a couple of weeks ago. Meet me, the cinema-domino, the cafe, the flowers.
Yesterday invited guests, sat down, drank a glass of wine, came to kisses. I asked her to write a list that she agreed to sex voluntarily, in a sound sense, with coercion and blackmail.
I made a hysteria, called a fool, wished me a painful death and broke a bottle at the wall.

Oh no, no no no!
Tell me how bees pollinate cereal crops and meat dairy cattle.

Yes, it was uncomfortable. Meat milk cattle are pollinated by blinds and vegetables (((

From Habr.
xxx: In the discussion of the size of the salary or MPH, regardless of the order of the so-called numbers (2-3, 20-30, one hundred and forty-hundred and fifty thousand quintillions) inevitably comes the moment when someone pronounces “this is so little that I even regret you.”
YYY: Therefore, all these conversations are better to break off with the phrase: “15 cm in cold water.”
xxx: cubic centimeters of abstract money? Not much, I’m sorry for you.

I have only one pain point. You must not defy the motherland because it is a mother.
And then I can suddenly show who is the opponent.

Nothing terrible. Employees are accustomed to sudden attacks of aggression and know how to stop them.

XXX: 21st century
XXX: The Robots
XXX, not a chick
I am a Robot Coole :(

xxx: No one has canceled the anti-virus warfare, see what else has been installed
Yyy: Generally speaking, IE and CCleaner are at war here. IE does not allow to delete its cache (from where it is taken so and did not find out - in settings it is cut off)
ууу: So IE does not allow to remove its cache >> Releases CCleaner update, which can remove IE cache >> Everyone is happy >> Releases IE update, which opposes the new CCleaner >> Such cycles have already been recorded 4 (four)
A Skynet, Ashelon and the Antivirus Wars are for preschoolers.

You can’t eat that anymore! Let’s forget that after the holidays we start to lose weight?
WOW: Come on! On the pizza! =) is

The daughter is standing next to the loss table in the section.
Rhett: "How is it? Can you lose jeans?and "
I fit. "Daughter, these are your jeans."
The curtain.

Girlfriend, you are with us again! Are the photographers defeated? How is it not? Immediately check the Zohniks, suddenly they hide the cameras in the cowards! )))))

Comments on "In the Kaluga region installed terminals for payment of prayers"

xxx: it remains to issue subscriptions for sins and indulgences for VIP
yyy: I’m not sure what’s going on with Apple Pay and Bitcoin support?
XXX: How was it said? After Christ had driven the merchants out of the temple, the latter became wise and bought temples for themselves.
zzz: there was already news that the church parish was allowed to pay off debts with prayers
XXX Fuck it! The collectors must be compelled to bow the debtors to prayer. With such a buff, our country will be ahead of the entire planet.
xxx: Enemy bullets will fall naturally without reaching the target

[13:31:54] Alexander S.: in what is ketol different from ketone, ketone?
[13:32:25] Daniil S.: Trademark, active substance is the same - keterolac
[13:32:43] Sergey Z.: Ketorol - ketonol for those who are not cardigan

About "relationship with work"

I am a man, head of the department, I have at work: 3 pairs of shoes, cream for shoes with a sponge, bowl, spare clothes, favorite tea, charger, mint candy, plus I use a personal laptop as a working (so that work files are always with me, both at home and on vacation), plus at work I keep a set of tires (winter summer, summer winter), plus I leave both cars at work when I go on vacation.

In short, we take it very seriously.)

Now I remembered the simple stuff. There the Matroskin constantly Ball humiliates
Shrek, you are a ballbuster.
Do you want to make a riding dog?
“Let’s go, Shrek, will we sell you?
The ball is bigger and stronger than the cat, but it never grows.
I came to the conclusion that in this couple Matroskin is a wife.)

Funny to read. How the fools look for a pet on the principle of "shob not shabby"

A teacher named Julia:
"I said yesterday: "We write a number. 1st of September"
Class in October!
The boy in the first batch: "I will turn the calendar and again the third September"".

Call of the Legacy.

Under mysterious circumstances, a programmer escapes. And the new one who came in his place is trying to understand what happened.

He finds those. Doc, where it is said that there is a terrible legacy code in the project, and there are its fans - the cult "do not crack - it works".

During the investigation, a young programmer finds this legacy code, it is untouchable.

When trying to remove it, it itself is restored, and only works once a year when the record in the redise fades.

The programmer goes to fight legacy code, as soon as it approaches it, it starts, almost folding the entire project.

A young programmer miraculously manages to hang a hand flag in a redise and escapes from this piece of code.

He knows that sooner or later the TTL flag will expire and the monster will wake up again.
He is afraid that Legacy fans will kill him for telling the world about it.

Do you want to remove the brain?
WOW I want!! to
Theme: * Reference *
HH: So what do you say?

After 15 minutes
HHH: Are you here?

After 30 minutes
What did I do!!1 of 111!