News on Rambler: "A black asteroid is approaching Earth"

The commentary:

A meteorite has fallen,
There is a Jew underneath.
What an attack!
There is no place to fall..."

from the world on the shirt, to the poor thread: Corruption

It just happened. The cold is not weak, the groves freeze easily (Far East), I climb the stairs to the entrance door of the paraker. The door opens, the craftswoman with a boiler of boiling water and says: "The cleaner washed our steps here an hour ago, they froze with ice, you are more careful, I split it and pour a boiler on the stairs... During the time I was there on the new ice, three people turned up.

In our family, this is the way: my mother on her birthday gave diamond earrings, the eldest son - a gold chain, the younger - a laptop, Daddy - a column and a rubber boat.

HGH is alive! The goal! The Eagle!
Oh yeah yeah yeah! I broke your parade! The straps, no?! to

Demon: I am going to the object in the pitch and I didn't wear the counterparts
I’m going to walk.)
I: the day
I: The Son
I am :D
Smoothie (
I am: o ha ha, baby))
The day of the day))
I know where you live!
I hear your approaching.

In short, people are good, and the collective is shit.

It would be better for him to gather cloves in the woods than to change time.

On vacation I met a guy, he is a Swiss, but he works in Sweden.

Since the night of revelations...
Cyanide potassium does not smell like almonds.
Even in large doses, taken orally, causes death only after two and a half minutes, on average.
In the army, brom is not given.
Mendeleev did not invent vodka. There is no word about it in his dissertation. 40 degrees is the weakest solution of alcohol that burns. This is how traitors were tested for good faith two hundred years before Mendeleev's birth

20:40:36 [DwarfKing] :serenada: The silicone busts are so coveted by the people. So why is my silicone stomach not burning?
20:41:21 [DwarfKing] :serenada: Let me not speak in verses, Let me not be an athlete, but look: I am outstanding in places, Yes, so that they break the belts.

xxx: I felt like a blonde today, when I pressed on the radio phone to search for a tube, after a few minutes of searching found her, "accepted the challenge" and said "Allo!"...

There is no word "I can’t", there is a word "I don’t want"!
Can you lick yourself for the elbow?

The guards brought beer, a box. In the middle of the working day.
WOW: for what?
You were in the office, right?
WOW : well?
Do you remember our castle? To whom should I send the card?
WOW: I remember what?
HHH: So today a new employee came to us - at the same time with me. I have the key in my pocket with a bubble - when I took it out it was wrapped in five hundred, I took the key and opened the door. The new one was surprised "this is the type of how?", and I give him "and you a little bit of it and it will open" - the type of metal in the paper is causing interference to it and it opens, only take a larger note. He opened his eyes and passed. And after lunch, the guards watched such a circus (that they did not regret me a beer box) - this picture first went there a hundred tick, then five hundred, then went out of the ATM took the money and began to tick a thousand. They were crying when the Masha came and knocked there with a half-piece (she watched him for 3 minutes) - the door opened. The newcomer was in shock. I went for chocolate for a joke.

The news:
In GTA5, there will be animals, from dogs to cattle. However, it is still unclear whether the player will be able to harm them. Because of this, Rockstar may have serious problems with PETA, animal rights fighters.

The comment below:
The fact that you can move your grandmother there 10 times, and then break it in pieces with a gasoline and throw it into the sea doesn’t bother anyone?
XHH: See the ordinary situation in America

Yyy: I have not had a penalty for 5 years. They have never stopped in recent years.
I drive very carefully, observing the PDD and being polite to other traffic participants, so that there is no reason for the GIBDD to stop my car.
Suddenly they will be asked to breathe in the alcohol tester.

My father died after my mother died at childbirth, such things.
WOW: With whom do you live?
HH: I live with them. Just boring.

Tsarovna Nesmiana is the first emo-gerl in the history of Russia.

Allenka: I lie to myself quietly on the culinary websites, I am looking for a recipe for cake. And then it goes into the eyes: "To not resurrect Ktolhu, subscribe to RSS!"
I could not sign up.)

She: Ah, just me a year ago.
He won the boy.
I did nothing, just
He joked, and we
It was a pleasant conversation and
Then I met, and then I met.
Lost his head.
He: and the spare head in the set did not go to him? Usually put