My son is 5 years old and remembers everything and everywhere. One day, I saw another advertisement for toys: "Buy, buy, buy?and "
I answer: "I will soon receive the prize and buy it".
Son, widening his eyes: "The Nobel Prize?"

If you live calmly and measurably, you become a vegetable.
xxx: so don’t shrink
Suddenly, I dream of being a bacon.
xxx: the color of the circles under your eyes should be brighter, but overall you have a chance)

The dumb cock in the morning vibrates (c) Record

Once known
American "translated" to me
What the English said.
from London. I do not summon her.
I know, but this is an American.
and calm. I think everyone
Visited abroad
There will be such an example
of misunderstanding.
For the sake of justice,
I will give another example. by
Defense of a dissertation
A young man from
People of Uzbekistan
The understanding of him.
Very peculiar
The Russian language. But when
colleagues from Tashkent said,
This young man in
Uzbek says the same.
I don’t understand how in Russian.
They all laughed long. A is
The dissertation was very
A good...

DoG: o, estimate
DoG: (link to the website of the online store of knives. Foldable knife made entirely of wood
R240: Get out of it! The wooden knife.
P-240: But...what else can we expect after rubber bars, non-alcoholic beer and e-cigarettes?

Koala did not know whom she was hugging.
to whom he gave his mercy.
And if Koala Would Read the Echo,
Coal would have died of horror.

The news is strange:
A resident of the Arkhangelsk region to the police about theft of cannabis.

xxx: Yesterday on the track, in several sections on the sidelines were pits of sand in groups of 5-7 pieces. In fact, all the clusters of the same size, liters of 40 each. The distance between the squares is the same, 3 meters. Each piece has a sign "Sand". The WTF?
Yyy: The captain obviously had fun.

Habr, article on health:
Q: Why is it a bad habit?
ууу: improper use of matte can lead to facial injuries.

In the journey:
What a delicious soup!
But you haven’t tried yet!
Don’t stop me from dreaming!

It’s like a bullshit in the hallway!! to
And what did you do?
How what? I was scared!

(This is not a quote)

In German, cat is Katze and cat is Kater.
...Until recently you can say accidentally did not find the second meaning of the word "Kater" in the dictionary. Especially the Mushroom. And the stable phrase "Ich habe einen Kater", which means not at all "I have a cat", as I always thought, and not at all the refined "I’m from the beard"... And after all, no dog has said! :D

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I stumbled upon that quote and grabbed my head. For several years I have used on various Internet resources the original nick Lustig Kater, which, as I thought, translates as "Awesome Cat"... and in fact, not at all a cat (
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What are you like kids? In all languages there are words with a million meanings. The meaning is understood from the context. “Ich habe einen Kater” is not a consistent expression, but simply an example of usage. If you say in Russian "I added hernia to soup", you won’t think about the genitals, right?

P.S It will be right "Lustiger Kater", because the inclination of adjectives.

Sorry for the offset:

These losers are:

> My husband has a strange property.
Last year transferred the accumulations from Sberbank to Invest-Bank – and a few months later the bank declared bankruptcy.
and gt;
In October, after a year of checks and collecting a bunch of documents, the husband finally settled... at Gazprom.

> The country, forgive me!

No problem, for the sake of Gazprom we will forgive him a dollar.

My fiancé was playing online games and featuring me as a girl when the evidence was boring – he was downloading my photos. She says that girls are easier, they all help.
I am better. I played at Warcraft five years ago. Played for a female character and when they fell on the whole team one sharp sword, you need to divide it somehow. He wrote in the chat: “Well guys, look, I have a beautiful dress for him! Can I get it?" No problem with the distribution :)

X: Have you heard that a browser version of Skype is coming out?
Y : Why?
Z: Why is it? 0 - O
X: Well, to eat even more memory... %)

My son, 3 years old, shows the mixer in the bathroom:
What water is there?
and cold.
And here?
and hot.
With surprise and indignation:
Where is the warm?! to

We are developing a vehicle control system.
He proposed to name it "SCAT", the boss thought and added "automated".
The result is "Ask". The programming is based on the Latin "asscat".

It was "Scat" and it became "Jopocot".

In Novom Deviatkovo, activists washed dozens of GPS trackers into the toilets, and monitor their journey online. One of the sensors almost sailed to Kronstadt"

Xxx is an attack on Sweden!
Yyy Kakaška traveler

XXX: the third day in a row I go to work in a wagon, where the running line broadcasts something like "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS passengers"AAAAAAAAAAA" circles without pauses. What would that mean?
YYY: Obviously, the back of the mouse. Shut up, soldiers!

Whenever I run the program on behalf of the administrator, I imagine standing on the top of a rock in a thunderstorm, and raising my hands to the sky, amidst the flashes, a lightning screams: “I swear by the name of Admin!”and "