Believe the sad experience, do not pull the keys out of the elevator, especially if you are in a hurry home. The gap between the elevator and the site is narrow, but it’s enough (((

XHH: Our undergraduate in computer science was completely touched. I set the house to try the archives and then provide her with a report with detailed data, which archiver is the best.
Wow, do you know which archiver is the best?
XHH: What is it?
The hydraulic press :D

D: Write a quote like this :) so that my body is so pleasant and my heart echoes :)
The defibrillator

If you write an order numerical using numbers and letters, then you need to write:

"5-year-old" (Can not: "5-year-old")
"5th", "2nd" (Can not: "5th", "2nd")

In particular, you can not write a quantitative numerical in the format "5". If it is quantitative, it simply writes one number without any "t", because it itself is read as "five".

This is another scream of the soul.
If everyone doesn’t see it, I’ll kill somebody.

I'm to my boyfriend: let you walk with me, let's go to the store, buy me a facial tonic)
The friend of the guy is the same: Hm, what a questionable quest.

Go to Pop!
Okay, I’ll remind you before I go to sleep.

The guy went fishing with a friend, calling five times a day, and, frankly, he had already made phone calls. Another call, another story for half an hour... I can’t stand it, please:"Give the phone to Cole (friend) for a minute". I handed over the phone, and I asked a friend:"Kol, please give it there!"Kola:"You will then return it to me?"

I read on a news site:
Chilean scientists have established that at this stage of development of technology humanity is not able to teleport to long distances.
I have only two questions about this –
1) Is it true?! to
2) Is it possible for neighbors?! to

I go home, curling in the courtyard, and I find the following picture: a tall goblin, clearly drunk, with a friend and girlfriend makes a gesture to a bad guy in a black coat passing by. Further, everything is like in a bad movie - the guy stood for seconds three, turned around and ran to the already departing stuntman and answered him a pinch. Gopnik in confusion unfolds (like who is so brave here) and with easy surprise sees how the guy gets out of under the coat of the sword!!!!! to
This is how you remember the brown jokes about hippies.
P.S It all ended banally, the hopper got a sword at the horns, the boy quietly went to the other side.

A month ago, a daughter was born, they named Yaroslav. A short glory. The whole family mocked, about the fact that they called the girl a male name.A month later, a sister is born. His name was Vasilis. Shortly by Vasya.
Now we are glorified and worshipped. The two sisters. They are not lucky for their husbands. What is your girlfriend’s name? by Vasia!! to

Walked with the dog. Two 12-year-old boys on a bicycle. Fragment from their conversation:

You do not understand! Nobody "Jaguar" drinks from the bottom! No one drinks anything, you know?
Why is?
Because it is damaging!

Laughed in the voice.

Have you ever had a young man?
YYY: Emmm... considering that I’m 25 years old... I’m not even sure what to answer to you.
XXX as is)
YYY: Of course not! I was raised in a monastery, where I was watched by 2-3 monks every minute! And the carrots were given to me only in the shredded form! I have only seen men on icons.
XXX: Are you serious?
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"To read the terms of the license, click I have read and accept the terms..."

by Cisco

- Marishka (01:28:46 6/11/2011)
It’s all in my photos, right?

- Mister Arsi (01:30:12 6/11/2011)
Not all yet)
I have a big hard, so let’s not stop.

- Marika (01:30:58 6/11/2011)
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A bowl washed with hot water: = clean bowl;

Polundra: I live in Peter, and my grandfather and grandmother live in Lithuania. In the summer, it was good to teach the grandfather to use the computer in general and Internet resources and Skype in particular. (For reference - 70 years of character history). It calls here in the evening on the city's ordinary human phone, with a fallen voice reports that the computer is dead.
Polundra: Well we are there with the Soviets, call the master sweet grandfather, don't be sad. They called the master, Lithuanian-razlitovsky.
Polundra: but even he is medium, in what is salt. Daddy caught a virus while walking around websites with naked girls!
Then he joyfully justified with a murderous comment. "No, well what you wanted, my grandmother is no longer that, not that..."

The correct question is, “How do you feel about marriage before sex?” and not vice versa.

I am conducting a sociological survey.
What associations do you have with the word brand?
Tagged: brand pin

From the explanation of the accident (748 certificate) literally:
I, a dumb blonde on Mazda, turned where I wanted, and caused an accident.
According to the inspector GIBDD FIO, it is written correctly!

I look at a torrent list of pires: a Japanese, an American, an Australian, a German, a flag that I see for the first time in my life. And all the customers have 3.0, and I have 2.2.1... something embarrassed. I thought, who of them will now look at me in the list of pires, see the Russian flag, look at the version of the client and think of the “retarded Russians.” I turned off torrent, jumped, reinstalled. I’m happy to go on, isn’t it an idiot? >_<"