sun (23:37:10 4/11/2011)
Will you love me fat?
moon (23:37:34 4/11/2011)
Do you want to be a sumoist?
sun (23:37:51 4/11/2011)
I want to eat a cake.
moon (23:37:56 4/11/2011)
and eat))

The new laptop a charge of the battery minus 1% o_0 I am afraid to approach it, suddenly it is able to divide by zero.

Coffee in bed is smooth. Because you suck hunting at night and your teeth are unclean.

XXX is fucking.
xxx: I clinged to her at 7 p.m., pulled her precious mushrooms for soup (from an inviolable stock!I ordered her pizza at her own expense, brought a hot movie in HD, which weighs 7 gigs, because of which I had to look for three hours at home for a crazy flash... made her a massage and even agreed to walk her taxi!
xxx: And she’s sitting and blowing because of what I called her favorite Arthur and Miniput’s ‘lochmatic ugly guys’!11 The Wall
XXX: They are disgusting, aren’t they?

[22:31:17] soulless cattle (10.36.17.73): I have subscribers who are surprised)
[22:31:21] soulless cattle (10.36.17.73): how do I know their name?
[22:31:32] soulless cattle (10.36.17.73): I appear to be a sergey, hello.
[22:31:42] soulless cattle (10.36.17.73): and a man like that – how do you know that I am a sergeant? O_O

An article about Zombies.

I have always wondered why these stupid dead, driven only by the feeling of hunger, do not eat each other, they are meat themselves, and stupid, why do they stand in crowds at the fence, starve and look through the roof on the living, when you can eat a less tasty, but not less nutritious other zombie or grab yourself, they are stupid!
This is corporate ethics.

A scream of soul, please add. For OOO "MigTrans")How long will this shit happen? I’ve been working with your office for more than a year, and here it’s popped up. Then the car crashes, the goods break in the middle of the road, then the humour for four hours to call a new and overload. All day under the tail. That fucking, the driver will not go there and then with him for an hour, a whole fucking hour on the phone you show the road, then he will be late for three hours, then he will not come at all. That fucking, at the MCAD will not turn there... Well, today you acted like the last fools! I have a weekend, fuck, a holiday, I need to take one order, a minimum from the street. P. Alekseev to Michurinsky, and go home to sleep! and all! You have all stunned! In advance ordered the car at 9-00 (manager Evgeny) SUKA got up at 6 AM!! After Friday... Arrived at 9-00 am! There are no cars.

ZY Manager Misha, if the car doesn’t arrive at the time, I’ll break your site.

With respect, LLC “Safety Standard” Nikitin E.V.

I remembered my father's conversation with his 3-year-old niece:
Is it ft?(Showing the picture in the book)
and drinking.
Does the fox do it?
He drinks.
Them?? to
We drink.

RiYa: Judging by blogs, how to run the country does not know only one blogger

I don’t have a lot of blondes at work. I picked up a cat on the street, they named Marfa - what do you think, and this turned out to be a glamorous kisso.
What, do you eat only foa-gra and oysters with champagne in the ice?)
He eats just after the courtyard diet everything, including tomatoes.It is not that we feed her with vegetables - it undermines.
But the speakers at her... Watched "One for All"? Do you remember the glamorous virgins in silicone? "Thanks to Me"
That’s what she says instead of Meu IIeu. Unimaginable is.
I can’t stand up, and I answer: IIIEU, Angie.
A to A! That’s what their conversations brought me! The Gundosae Mieu cat! and genius)
XHH: Now the brilliant Marfa only responds to Angie. And not otherwise. She is such a girl :)
I'm glad) how to grit in the family not without glamour. Now if there is someone with you in the guests to talk about yours, about the girl)

In the first class, we had an amazing teacher reading economics, unfortunately now the late Gradin Herman Nikolaevich. Senior students have intimidated us from September 1st, telling stories about the terrible Gredin, who feeds exclusively on the brains of students, and the session because of him lasts forever. In fact, Herman Nikolaevich was a wonderful teacher who made our brains work. His favorite adage was "Eziki understandably".
And one day, sitting at his seminar, I saw a very characteristic inscription on the table: "I Hate Honey!!! Smart and fucking..."
by Karen-sama

The younger sister writes a letter to Santa Claus: I want a Rubik cube as a gift and a stamp as in the hospital, what would the certificates do

A girl comes to you for a visit, the first time - you drink, and you give her more, less - it's okay.
But when the fucking you, on the contrary, try to make it smaller, and yourself more... that is definitely the problem.

The female body can be simply aesthetically. Not touched...
yyy: touching yourself at this time ))

Child's Letter to Santa
Hello, dear and deeply respected by me, Santa Claus!

My name is Antonia, I am 5 years old. I am not a Wunderkind, I cannot write, so as a personal secretary acts my mother, who vowed to write everything from my words. So, in connection with my minor age of special cases I did not have time to do, but I want to note that in no hooliganism cases was not noticed, grey on my mother's and grandmother's whiskers did not add. I go to the kindergarten, walk, watch cartoons, draw, play, generally behave like a normal child. I am fascinated by plastic glue and the assembly of space ships from the designer "Lego". Therefore, as a gift, please send a large, just huge, pack of plastic or a designer bag.

If I go to the army, I won’t come back.
WOW: So what is it?
The war will begin and I will need to lead mankind.

Well, the tree in the living room no longer seems to be a foreign object.
YYY: I always believed in your endurance :-)

xxx: On Saturday they kissed drunk, and on Sunday morning added to friends)
YYY: Oh yeah, it is decent.

xxx: Today shocked one brand of wine "Cote". On the label is drawn a cat and on the price list purely in Russian "Wine cotte in the range."...
What will happen next... Vodka Ktolhu and Jigurda Vermute? O_O

of the sick
Brother, has been playing machines for 2.5 years, or more accurately putting them in a row after each other.
I: What are you doing?
Brother of the block.