My street was excavated by black archaeologists. They seem to be looking for traces of lost ancient sewerage.

xxx: I have one feeling that women specifically smell their hands with a cream so that they don’t do something, and then they go and give them? )))

Roscosmos has denied reports in the press about the loss of communication with the International Space Station. "Of course, it is unpleasant that Roskomnadzor entered the IP address of the ISS in the Unified Register of Prohibited Sites, but we managed to connect to it through U.S. proxy servers," he said.

One of my acquaintances at the university decided to get stuck, gave a course to students-economists - to make an investment project for the construction of SCHGES, BAM, nuclear icebreaking fleet, Norilsk metcombinate, Kamsky automotive plant, as if they were not, but need to be built in today's conditions. He later studied about 20 works of his students. None of them even thought that such large-scale projects could be carried out at the expense of domestic reserves (and it was under the conditions of a oil shell, when a barrel for a hundred!) and the repayment times of projects in general turned out to be somewhat fantastic. For example, one of the future steering economies of new Russia (by the way, graduated from the university with a red diploma) came to the conclusion that if the SŠGES is built today, the repayability of the project will be achieved in 60 years. Even if we assume that he was twice wrong, and the costs will only pay back in 30 years, it is still obvious that such a project today is not realisable in principle. No one will invest money in a business with such a repayment period, if you can give a bribe, who should, turbid the land near the bustling road, build a hypermarket there and repel the bullshit in 2-3 years.

The CHC:
The best way to learn English that never gets bored is to watch pro-casting with English subtitles.
:D

The NNN:
That’s why you’re in an advanced English group.

Can you talk to someone for a long time? Fill your mouth with food and try again – it works 100%

XXX: It is happening. In the summer we sat in an open cafe, next to a couple. The girl has a cute cat. She takes a piece of something there from the plate, and drives over the cat’s cheek. He rises up, stretches his foreheads, and the girl rises up.)) A guy with a hint in his voice:" Here you also irritate me, you irritate me". And the girl:"I’m annoying you? Yes, I almost put food under your nose, and you all look into other people's dishes, and you don't even look at your own. Look, some other cat will come, and your piece will take it")))) Judging by how quickly they calculated after that and left, the guy finally got there)))

Vladka (00:25:28): Okay, the android was invented in 1986 in Ukraine, in the town of Pripyat... there it was first started to charge, but the local power plant did not withstand.

A drunk is considered to be sick (alcoholic intoxication) and not unconsumable.
Wedding is an epidemic.

As a child, I never understood my parents. In the evening - "Yes, go wash, then you will fall asleep faster", in the morning - "Wake up? Well go wash yourself, so that the dream can go away"Damn, I am almost thirty years old, and I still suffer from the question - how is this possible?! to

Know the Ours!
Sales of the Lada Kalina in Germany as of October of this month amounted to three units.
With the same indicator the month ended Aston Marin DB9, Cadillac CTS and Lamborghini Aventador.
2: Ahahahahahahahahahahah! to
Probably a museum is there.)
1: The torture

We go with Varay after class on the street.
The opposite weather. What is so cold?
Warranty : Yes? I have been very hot all day. I wore a sweater with dwarfs, and now I am heated by four men with gorgeous beards.

My husband and wife are coming from work. They fought on the road.
When will we eat dinner?
Wife: Have you already been hungry?
Man: Not yet... but by 7 am I’m definitely hungry! (from 6:30 am to 6:30 pm)
Wife is OK. What to do before 7?
The husband douches.

The guy broke up with the girl, calls, says:
She found me yesterday and asked me to come back.
They ask him:
How did I find it?
He is:
When I took her to work...

The Snow - 21
I want to find a job... otherwise I’ll start digging soon (((

Horror Films on the Tracker:

1: A great movie. Ventilate the room.
Not looking at at night, not wearing headphones.

He accidentally broke the curtains, but did not watch the movie.

I sit in the kitchen, reading reviews. I haven’t seen the movie yet...

He accidentally squeezed his neighbor’s pants out of fear. I did not watch the movie.

5: End of the electric to watch!
It is terrible to go out!) (Time is 3:43)

6: Chase probably want to drop, or I can’t get rid of it 😉
Respect for the author!

8: He was just starting to swallow, but he was already frightened.

9: He jumped, put on full pants, did not look. I got another pornhub.

10: Looked the second time - shook in the neighbor's pants.
This is my third time with my wife.

11: I watched TV, but I didn’t watch the movie.

12: If someone else hits somewhere without watching the movie,
You can’t write about it anymore, right?
The movie cool. Scary enough to re-examine again.

From Chat WoT
XXX: Fuck, I am hanging ((
Go to the doctor.)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

kex, 16.11.2012 9:55:36:
The phone call wakes up today.
Kex, 9:55:50
Nyrungribank is calling. Come and get your prize.
Keith, 9:55:53
I am o_o
Keith, 9:56:02
You participated in the contest.
Kiki, 9:56:04
I am O_O
Keith, 9:56:27
Your painting in the competition of children's drawings won the prize of audience sympathy.
Kiki, 9:56:46
I remember sitting in a row and painting a fattening cat with glass eyes.
Kex, 9:56:51:
and signed
Kiki, 9:56:59
Sergey Rumyancev, 28 years old
Keith, 9:57:16
I have to go, Hole.

Shan: And next to the shelf dust natural domestic products. Here is a chocolate without chocolate, made in the Russian Bezpredelsk. Do you not believe that this is possible? The composition is written in the smallest font - consistent substitutes, flavours, preservatives and the mysterious phrase: "...soda with traces of chocolate".
Shan: A well-known confectionery technician explained: "This means that this product was manufactured in a shop, where nearby,, real chocolate is being manufactured and fragrance dust is flying in the air.
TaHk: Why not then write "with traces of shit"? I bet there’s some sorting somewhere.

X: What are you doing tomorrow?
YYY : Z
YYY : Hz.
XXX is Bond. and James Bond.