XXM: the best compliment to a girl.
The jury?)
Is it when it is, what has it prepared?

On television actively promote voice search from Google.
Submitted to hypnosis, decided to check if it was so cool and comfortable. Decided to troll the system and said something like "Okay, Google, how to fuck without getting up from the chair?"
"But the system was really good and I was thrilled - the third proposed reference read: 'What is the reason for the decline of the growing generation?'"
O_O

[15:51:12] Vladimir: Gather bubbles from people under any pretext and remove them
[15:52:06] Geo: MMM 2014?
[15:52:12] Vladimir: Ugu
[15:52:34] Vladimir: MMM, tour operators, extrasensors, state structures, the same)
[15:53:29] Geo: an extrasensitive official who owns a tour firm "MMM" generally a terrible man

In the State Duma has not started work of the inter-faction group on the fight against passes due to the systematic non-visit of deputies meetings. No one wants to be president. that is. A collection of irresponsible liars!

Did you have any doubts about this?! to

by :hhh And in the third heroes, people do not have magic level 5. and what? There are no monsters at all in Tetris. On the calculators, the game does not start.
and...

As they start. Remember only BZ-34 or MK-54, and the series of games "Moonlight" by Mikhail Pukhov.

For real Odmin with Schröder.

No, it is not necessary. But there is such a tool as a shave. And they are not lying there for months to turn like mice.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

It is immediately apparent that the first quote (about shaving) was written by a man, or a very inexperienced girl.

I tell you:
1st If the hair on the legs from nature is thick and dark - shaving is enough for a day. And in three days there will already be "Mishkin’s legs".
2nd In Russian (especially children's) hospitals, the shower room available to patients and their parents may not be at all. Or it is available for 30 minutes a day, and during this time the whole department should be washed. Or two hours, but only twice a week - and the whole department should also have time. Or even two hours every day - but in the same room, children are put on enema, and, therefore, you need to catch such days in which no enema will be prescribed. Options are mass. Take your feet, I don’t want to.
Three You can stay stuck in the hospital for a month or more.
4 is When a woman has a small child (and no one lies with a 15-year-old teenager) and is severely ill (orticaria in hospitals is not treated, unless it is a 5-day baby) - here is, of course, the No. 1 problem in her life at this time - how to keep the product appearance. Thu, to you, I wish you (the author of the comment about shaving) never even try to reproduce.

Sorry, I accidentally struck you.

She witnessed the philosophical conversation of her grandmother on Skype with her granddaughter for 10 years.
Returning from school:

Granddaughter: Every person is a personality. Personality has freedom.
For example, I have a favorite mouse. I want to sleep with him, I want to sleep with him. That is wrong!
Why is it wrong?
“Well, because there are probably other mice who want to sleep with me.
But this one is mine! Even if he doesn’t want it...

[22:58] at work came a disarray to send for training someone from the department employees. University and/or specialty - to choose from
22:58 We persuaded our partner to go to Hogwarts all day.

I decided to buy my own business. I went to a website for selling anything. Setting a sorting. What I didn’t expect to see there was a nuclear power plant. 3GW with this description:

The goods will be useful on construction sites, in private homes, mobile services and other facilities. Low fuel consumption, quiet operation, quality assembly and affordable price are the main of the many advantages of this model over its competitors.

Then the har-ki and then:
Physical characteristics
Gabarit sizes (DhShhV mm): 20 ha
Weight (kg): 50 ml
Noise level: 65 dBA

In addition to guarantee. Price of 3.5 liras

Filed to:My Favorite Martian"
I understand why Obama is constantly chewing.
– to?
- Nurflex gum that allows the martianine to remain in the face of a human

For those who have an affair:

Well, he thought that all the aunt’s legs from nature were smooth.
Interestingly, and this woman, in order not to whisper over the entire chamber, had to run to the cosmetologist in the salon between lying in the hospital?

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No, it is not necessary. But there is such a tool as a shave. And they are not lying there for months to turn like mice.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

You should look after yourself rather than someone else’s feet. Her feet are her problems, she will cope with them, if she needs to, in 10 minutes, but your upbringing is your problems, and it is unlikely that you can change anything for the better here.

Mosvarvarvar: Remember, there was an active advertising of a balsam, the type of Doppler (?)
Two, a man and a woman, gray, smile joyfully.
By chance, on the stand in the pharmacy, I saw the contents of alcohol.
Damn, from this balm anyone is fun.

The Race:

This is one of the most important things in the world.
to the "who puts the phone"
I bet, I bet, I bet!! to
Please remember to lie in the pants and with the accessory.

This is one of the most important things in the world.

The illiterate are not put in the grave, but they lie. (Listened from Zadarov)

XH: Vanka found a phone on the street. Opinions about its price were divided, an expert commission composed of four senior officials made a decision: unambiguously - not less than 5,000. A large touch screen. The brand is unclear, Chinese.
Called one of the last recruited, it turned out - the wife of the owner, he himself has not yet found the loss. He came, took, gave Vanké a thousand. Father on the phone promised to add and buy Vane at DR or NG something decent.
The owner said that the phone is not as important as the communication. And there really - there were numbers of Moscow, Yekaterinburg, other neighboring cities - in general, the uncle is clearly a builder.
UUU: Vanké pass my personal thanks :good: for honesty (I was never returned, so I say as a victim - he is good!)
XX: His father told him the same thing.
It says that you will save some 4 thousand, and you will remember for a lifetime that someone suffers from losing their phone.
XX: I generally think, it is necessary to build Vanka on the East Fac, to look for Gold of Kolchak or something else lost... He has a gift - once a year such finds. That year, for example, I found it (with me!) 5,000 in one paper. Well, it will not return to the owner - there everyone admits that they have lost. If the keys need to be found, or a card or documents - it is to him. And white mushrooms in the mush generally from our whole family only he knows how to look for. This is his astigmatism. and :-)

I ask a familiar man.
You will save us, right?
Save me, don’t worry, not immediately.
And why?
- And because the MSU is deciphered as the Ministry of Frequent Meetings.

of Alaverda.

Usually after work, I am taken to the subway with some loser. I don’t really want to communicate with him. I usually run the escalator and run into the car earlier. Uncomfortable on the heels, of course.
Today is better. He went into the car next to me. I did not have to run. I hope to have the same luck tomorrow.

Don’t be afraid of criticism from your friend, be afraid of praise from your enemy.
piton1959

The Royal Games

I generally dusted under my bed here in the country today and stumbled upon my old, faithful samurai – the Panasonic video magnetophone.
How much did he serve me in faith and truth? Probably fifteen years. He is now ready for battle, but for a long time I have no cassette for him, and my hand does not raise to get rid of the old man. He earned himself a quiet old age. Okay, let him rest.
I remembered the day we met at VNDH.
It was in the early 1990s, in the winter.
I was hungry but happy, after exhausting wanderings and pricing, I saw it in the cheapest place, pulled out 400 backs and said:

Take it, let’s check it out.

The merchants stumbled, ran to the neighboring barracks for a cassette, pulled the wires, turned on – the cassette turned out to be a porn:

– I’m wildly sorry, but you see – everything works, here’s the stop of the frame, here’s the twist. We will not check the recording, the cassette is foreign. What about packing?
and pack.

I lived then in the town of Railroad with the grandmother of Lydda, a fun mother-in-law of the sixties, with eternal whitening in her teeth.
I ran into my room and unclothed unpacked my goods. I connected and began to patiently wait for two hours until the unit warms up from the frost. I have suffered.
I pull the cassette, and it doesn’t pull...What hell? Has it broken? Oh, that’s what, the merchants were so in a hurry that they forgot their porn inside.
There, Grandma Lida looked into the room and asked:

“Son, you don’t have a program accidentally, or am I going somewhere about it?” I found the glasses, and the program about... I want to know - to wait for me today in Russia - these, like them, hell? Or will it no longer be?

And it must be said that the main passion of Lida's grandmother were television series.
She was watching them all, and the whole house was crumbling as she stood on my face:

What a fool you are! You apologize to me, son, for being straight, but you are ugly! How can a second series be broadcast on another channel? What, is it hard to let people check out at first and only then show on TVC? The cattle!! The most real!

And Grandma Lida demonstrately knocked on the door of my room.
But let’s go back to that first day of my life...

“No, grandmother Lida, no, I don’t buy the program, I see what it takes.
Okay, I’ll go like that.

So I decided to slander:

Weather, Lida, sit here in the chair, let’s see the new series with you, now there will be the first series. Something about love, I don’t remember.
Grandma Lida pleased to spit in the chair, and in order not to miss a single picture, she sent me to the kitchen for the ashes.
The porn turned out to be with a disgusting Russian translation and a rushed approach to the main occupation.
About old life, with pearls, carriages and lush dresses. It looked like horses, but at first they were just horses.
The series series. And the name is neutral – The Royal Games.
It was not a pity that I had a video camera then, or I would make a movie about how Lida’s grandmother grew up watching the TV.
In the beginning, everything went well, Grandma Lida even commented:
I like the series when everything is beautiful and old. Behold, this is a clever man, apparently the chief evildoer, you will see, he will drink after all the boxes. And this healthy, look, look, as he looks at the barrel, so he eats it with his eyelids. And the girlfriend, Fifa, also builds his eyes. Oh... Oh, no... to yourself! Have you seen it, have you seen it? Fuck, she would have removed the cowards! and E! No... to yourself! Well, they’re all about...Lee? Well, that’s a p... Let’s go with the series! How is it? What is it?! They show up! Where is the director of the film studio? It is shameful!! Give me a screenshot!

Shaken grandmother Lida stood up and poured ashes on the carpet, solemnly left the room.

Two weeks have passed.
I had breakfast in the kitchen.
Grandmother Lida entered with the newspaper, smoked, spoke about the weather, about the prices of sugar, about it, and then, as if unknowingly, carefully changing the subject, opened the program, wrapped her glasses from her forehead, hanged with a bite of a pencil over the newspaper and trying not to give excitement in the voice and trembling in her hands, asked:

“Son, what program do you say the Royal Games are going on? Or I click on something, click on it and I can't find it.

If the car with the letter "U" is turned on, it will turn right now.