XXX: Saturday the 13th. The most satisfied employee was the boss. His mother-in-law has birthday today.
Today is probably the only day when the whole country stands up and speaks crazy.
How long have I not eaten home "Napoleon", but I used to bake my own often before. But I had to bake the whole night of the cottage. I always made 4 cakes at once: 1- immediately, the second tomorrow, the third almost tomorrow, and the fourth hid, it was a surprise when everyone began to grasp how quickly they ate three cakes.
Will you be my bride? (They are :
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: The Dudu!! to
XXX is next! xd
I will be, idiot
She: "If you earned three hundred pieces, I would give you"
He said: "If you earn three hundred pieces - you are so concerned that the question arises - did you feed me?"
-=p1oN3r=- How is it in real?? to
RammyCk: Funny, sensitive dumb, smiling, SISSY!
I’m walking yesterday with a girl... I see a cockroach jumping on the ground (falling out of the nest) and his parents jumping next to him!! The girl cries... like save the baby... I look up, like a strong tree, to climb real! I’m coming to the small, everyone is running out of panic! The evil Godzilla decided to eat the baby! I caught the wicked man - immediately everything was silent, he stumbled into the backpack, the backpack closed, he went to a tree! As long as you are lying all quietly and quietly... just like in movies... strange birds are chasing you on every branch and what cramps you from behind! Dolez... put a miracle in the nest... if I reached it... this shit even knocked me up! I start to tear and these hurt parents and another 5 crowns start to throw on me!! The guy delivered the cargo and jump! You are a big shit! As a result, the coat, the backpack is similar, the hands in the blankets, the girl is in love with Pushhi, I am in the shower... at night, the reward was royal!! The Conclusion! Play more often and only in the presence of the female sex!! to
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The only dependence in the world that is unmatched by statistics, and disturbing the minds of mathematicians for more than one generation, is the amount of food fattened by a cat relative to its linear size.
Today I was cleaning the bed and when I was changing the underwear, I felt like I was drunk with a girl.
YYY: Hm...what does that mean?
xxx is.I couldn’t find the hole ?
Swalm
Do you have child pornography?
Antioch Giorgio
OOOO
Antioch Giorgio
Have you talked to the experts about this?
Swalm
Yes, they do not have either.
I wanted to buy ice cream, plombery, my favorite, and money, gotten out, cottage...
Sitting in the bus, I go.In front of me sits a man, 50 years old and about the same aunt. A man gets a ice cream (the same!) The eagle says to his aunt, “I bought you ice cream!” 8) I look at it and think: shit, shit! >_< and Aunt without breaking away from the newspaper: Is it with chocolate?
M: I don’t know... I lean down and say to the man, with the echo: Yes, no, no!
M: Let’s check, if you don’t, you take it! I am in a slight shock: is it true? I think in! I buried my ice cream! =) It opens, it is pure white, and already I with the sense of my own dignity and the suitability of the flying eagle: I said!8) I pull my hand... It is to my aunt: look he guessed and true, without. She: "good, or I don’t like chocolate", takes and holds it... :(((
by Ytsuka! I hope you have angina.
And she is alone, one against the crowd, small, naive, with good eyes and a pure heart.
And with a bullet gun in your hands?
It is just ?
XX: And in general, I am not a pederast, I am a surprise.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
You... you scare me.
XX: The Gift
Who knows how it really is now...
I talk to the employer by phone.
Will the cargo be ready by Monday? I am waiting for the application.
He is fucking!! The fucking!! Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m silent in Ahaia, I think he’s doing it there!
He said: Oh, how good, the fucking shit!
I’m so quiet: has something happened?
He: Yes, I poured coffee on me, you can’t imagine what a bright feeling! Mary, can I repent and then call back?
:D
You need to marry
He says, she must not.
Do you want to have a hot dinner and a kiss at home?
I’ll have to come on time (but I’ll have to come on time).
She: Of course, you don’t want a cold dinner and puzzles waiting for you at home?
Yesterday I saw an inscription on the dirt on the eye:
"So not walking" and smiley :-)
Today in the subway, a guy comes in and says, typically - people I just dropped out of the zone, give whoever as much as you can, or I don't want to sit again for you.
I don’t think I’ve seen so many people putting money in their pockets.
I still understand in the working day to rest - wherever I went, but in the weekend to work.
Okay, I’m a dull zombie, I’m going to sit.
Good luck to Proust.
Fuck, I described it
Fuck a hit on A!!! to
I am a loser :)
I go to the balcony to smoke. I get out of a pack of cigarettes, and one accidentally falls from the balcony down. I smoke, and I hear a drunken voice:
-"Oh, brother...of the soul...yeah...and there will be no lights?"
I couldn’t let go of the lighter!and :)
Now 10 minutes already listen to a drunk serenade under the balcony on the topic of how good I am, and what the Lord God has to give me, so that I have everything well :):):).