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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №418
 21.12.2007
bpv: OpenOffice is roughly the same as the autostop:
Like you get to the place for free - but everywhere they are forced to fuck

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №417
 21.12.2007
The Hero:
Should I smoke after I have become adolescent?

by igoruha:
of course! You need to fall with yourself in bed, kiss yourself, smoke and look away.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №416
 21.12.2007
Maxime burned yesterday.
Did you break up with him? O_O
You will break up with him!
Es: Yesterday I thought it was all crazy, you brought me.
Es: I went to pack my things, got a suitcase, had time to pick up a notepad and a shirt, then he told me from the living room.
Es: "Dear, do you not think that there has been some tension in our relationship lately?"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №415
 21.12.2007
I’m going to be a mouse for the new year, but who are you?
Tagged: drunk

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №414
 21.12.2007
She
I am blue!
He is
More in T-shirts?
She
I am blue!!! to
He is
I wonder if she’s in the salad again.
She
No is!I am a blue woman!! to
She
In the glasses!! to
She
The black ones!! to
He is
You didn’t drink...what did you do?? to
She
under the blanket

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №413
 21.12.2007
She
You have not been seen for a long time.
He is
Who was?
She
It is not in the eye, but in the face.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №412
 21.12.2007
Dear and beloved residents of regions with the number 71, 40, 69, 10, 23, 52 and even 02!
If you suddenly come to the mind that in Moscow everything is cheaper and the choice is greater, especially in GUME and in ZUME, and so you decide to dig out your faithful Moskvich-412 and metnutzzo from the grove to the capital for the TV Vitok, DVD player Rollsen and the Vigor tea bar for 64 rubles cheaper than in the supermarket on the other hand - do not do this!
Advertising actually lies. The missing 64 rubles will take you when entering Moscow!
In addition – every second of being in Moscow – worsenes karma!
There and there, the evil unicorns, communists, pederists, skinheads and fans of FC Moscow club!
You will probably be surprised, but on the question of "how to go to the Cherkizov market" it is customary not to answer where he is, but to cook from the foot under the pocket.
And so in everything!
In short, this is a dark place! Dangerous and bad...
be prudent.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №411
 21.12.2007
MadAngel
I lost the talk...

MadAngel
I will find her and hang myself.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №410
 21.12.2007
DLX: That’s how my friend and I went to the hitman.
DLX: I’m a little late, I go to the box, I ask the girl sitting there.
DLX: Has Hitman been gone for a long time?
DLX: It is me "second week"
DLX is crazy. You won’t get there ?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №409
 21.12.2007
What is the mind of a man who is isolated from society and has no computer or books at his disposal?

Yyy: Our loader suggests that usually such a person or the forest falls, or the nails sew, and his mind is occupied with the problem of preserving the integrity of the point.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №408
 21.12.2007
From ASI

xxx: I think yes, I need to know you closer "" ;)
YYY: So, know what’s hindering you???? to
You need to go home early =(
Q: How long do I need to ask?
Up until morning ;)
YYY: What will we do until morning?
xxx: "to get acquainted" ;)
YYY: No, well until the morning of course unrealistic... so if you went to the disco with me... then really
No, not at the disco :)
I don’t even get sex at the disco.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №407
 21.12.2007
xxx: the imagination in the games is more important than the graphics, mostly on the graphics can be fooled quite
YYY: How is it? A realistic sense of murder, blood, intestines, and so on. Without a schedule.
xxx: On the other day I went to a friend for a visit... he sits behind a half-bed, barely a mouse crawls, the sadness itself. I wondered if this type of thing happened?
XXX: And then he explodes in blasphemy... the fool in the institute is one of the predecessors! P%Noda... then turns on the Dendy emulator, launches the Galaxian gamesa and starts firing on these bugs flying.
XXX: and the crying "Aga got a fucking fuck! Reports to you? to the creature! Reporting for misses? Hawaiian is Nida! What?! Not allowed for the exam? Do you die!! And it is good for you to break it up in pieces, and it is so bad for you, and it is so bad for you to break it up!
xxx: Saliva fly on the monitor, the scratch is red, convulsive shaking of the whole body... so it lasted for a minute, then it was silent, exhaled and with such a wide smile grit "yes no, it's all okay that it came?"...
XXX: You can’t do without a schedule.
I persuaded :D
Zzzz: The funniest thing I do, too.
yyy: and I, but the electricity in the chip and the deale boxes of moobs
Oh, and I’m in the rainbow :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №406
 21.12.2007
1 (22:40:31 17/12/2007)
Today I took photos from the exhibition of all kinds of artworks that I was sent to. I quickly made a folder for the processed photos, from it the archive, threw it to the post office.
1 (22:40:49 17/12/2007)
and saw that the archive did not rename it, it is called as a folder - "crazy"
2 (22:41:50 17/12/2007)
It’s crazy))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №405
 21.12.2007
We have a great country...
I was riding the mountain. There is such a trick that at the very beginning of the buckle lift, the slope acquires a dangerous slope and there is a risk of a pitch on the support. Probably, in some Austria, they would have picked up a brigade and swallowed the snow, they would have rushed all, only to ride well for the resting.On the mountain, where I was riding, the problem was solved more simply - so that it was softer and dull, two pillows were shrouded on the isolant.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №404
 21.12.2007
The man’s name is Suck.
I received a message from an ASK today:
Irina: give the fuck phone

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №403
 21.12.2007
Sergey Vladimirovich: Observation: it turns out, sleeping 4 hours a day is not difficult. It is not easy to sleep 20.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №402
 21.12.2007
<Aphrodite> ibizaaaaaaaaaaa
<Aphrodite> ruby
<Get> omg
<MaZa> the first read incorrectly
<MaZa> Toughened

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №401
 21.12.2007
Which celebrity would you like to have lunch with?
With Billy Gates... a purger would put him in the soup...
He would close the door and hang the inscription:
Are you sure you want to open that door?
Then go through the activation procedure to access the service `Sorting Basic`.
Remember that toilet paper is not included.
Before activation, be sure to read our license agreement."

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №400
 21.12.2007
Sopzilla
I drink from the sadistic tortured, devil-dried leaves of green tea.
Sopzilla
Everything is built on hatred and anger.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №399
 21.12.2007
nix: mja, my provider is against me to give up the session.."from December 20 to January 10, traffic from our gaming servers will be free".

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