My wife has done all the bills in two universities, now resting at home, writing to me for work:
I feel like a real cat.
I don’t do nichren all day, I sleep, I chase the bird and wait for a man to come.

xxx: The domestic automotive industry should add a new model of Lada "Entropy". "Lada Entropy – Guess when it collapses"
ууу: And also "Lada Fibonacci - assembled from the details of the two previous models of laads".

From Flora:
xxx: how can you buy a phone for a doher of money and draw coins on the app?
YYY: Do you accidentally fool those who whisper in the presence of a constant girlfriend?

Father Christmas!

I don’t ask for anything, I have everything.
I just want my personal life to get better.

AAA: In Europe along the roads there are shields, calling not to refuel a full tank without need, such as not to carry excess weight, not to waste excess fuel.
BBB: There are no posters to fuck before the trip there?

The Russian company "Lexand Laboratory", known for its navigators, e-books, smartphones, car registers has decided to cover a piece of the tablet computer market.
The Russian company "Lexand Laboratory", known for the resale of Chinese navigators, e-books, smartphones, car registrars with a modest price of 200% to naive Russians - this is how it would be more correct.

CTA/\uH: here fashion designers and all sorts of clothing designers every day come up with some hernia, and to the pocket on the pants, under a condom, so far nobody has thought about it.

Daddy, you just didn’t survive. Much has changed since 1953. There are on mine.

The Picaboo:

Kracks03: Today, walking with my girlfriend (who I've been dating for 2 months), she asked me - "Why you don't have a girlfriend"
Where did I go wrong?

Just just
The manager sent the worker for cigarettes.
The workers are not long, the staff calls the workers
" Where are you? The director is nervous...."
The response of the worker cut off the entire office for a minute
"Let me be nervous, I am on vacation"

from the discussion of Psychoneurological Dispensary No. 10 of the city of St. Petersburg on Yandex-cards (find, you will not regret)

[x]: Yesterday I encountered a surprising – nearby. The certificate that I am not registered in this organization costs 750 rubles.

The example of the film "Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession" shows that a scammer and a thief governs the Russian state better than a decent government.

The owner of a foreign brand left his car in the official service center and on the same day found it in the city stunned in a traffic accident... As the owner of the foreign brand told us, her car she left on the day of the accident in the official dealer center for repair. And literally 3 hours later, driving around the city in another car as a passenger, saw her "Nissan", who was in an accident.
XXX is a new service. Free crash test of your car

X: Did you fly to us (in Saratov) on the plane?
Y is well.
X: So what about you?
Y: how how how
I didn’t expect any other response from you XD
and :D

I am studying dating sites here. Can you tell me what S is?
WOW: I think this: if the advertisement is from a woman, it is “serious relationships,” and if it is from a man, it is “sexual orgies.”

Open the page!
The Lord appointed me a browser by default!

I got a puddle from my wife tonight.
Sleep means I don't touch anyone, and here the whore with an open palm on the back burned up. I get up, fucking fucking!
I dreamed that I had betrayed her. She was so upset that she wanted to kill me a goat!

I fuck women!

Olya - jež: I was married by a Tatar man here. long and persistently.

Olya - yij : and yesterday left me (((((((((

I confessed to him that I have a mortgage payment of 11 thousand

Olya - Yoj : and he said that we are not a pair.................................. because he has a salary of only 15

here here :
The example of the film "Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession" shows that a scammer and a thief governs the Russian state better than a decent government.
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A good attempt, Vladimir Vladimirovich.

A couple of days ago I flew into a shell with a ghost pipe (through which they spit out).
I was told that under the dishwasher there is a “cup” where all such things fly away... I looked, I turned, my hand trembled a little, the water slightly flushed out, further more accurately... I got, pulled out this hernia.

Where do you think I poured the water out of the cup?

Poor Fred : From recent news:
The Ministry of Emergency Affairs of the Tomsk region said that the aircraft had a fault sensor of the left chassis. When taking off to land at an altitude of 600 meters, the crew that the alarm was running, indicating problems with the hydro system, then requested a visual confirmation of the release of the chassis stand.

And is it impossible to equip aircraft with video cameras directed at the chassis, doors, wings, etc., to independently see the release / failure to release the chassis, the opening / failure to open the doors, etc.? to

WolferR: And why? Instead of staring at the screen, trying to find out what is happening through the dim, jumping picture, it is easier to look at the sensor indicator - the desired light bulb is lit or not.

FP-92: You probably did not deal with more or less sophisticated automatic equipment. The fact that the light bulb burned or did not burn is not always consistent with the physical performance or failure to perform the command. Especially if it did not burn.

Sukin: There are also, as far as I know, possible problems such as "outcome incomplete" and "outcome but not stuck". The most reliable thing to do over the chassis of a luke and one pilot to climb and check if everything is okay there or not. You can shake your hands and knock if necessary. The other will hold him at his feet.