X: Why are you so dumb?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Did you hear that I bought a Cadillac CTS?
XXX: Yes, the type is cool and all that.
YYY: Son, do you know what he said? "Daddy, why is your car called "city ass"? Cadillac City Ass.
xxx: ))))) Everyone, you got it :))))
YYYYYYYYYYY

Zuko666_bang(18:43:21): Recently, a friend went to compass school to set up (and he, I must say, a typical admin-unbarred, swollen, red eyes). a long time looking for a compass office, the whole school overtaken.. well, found, did everything, goes out, meet-mentions, and, such, under his hands.. he is in a mess:what is it?It turned out to be a good cleaner, envious of a friend, thought that the pedophile... and mentholes caused... rotted for a long time... and could not prove it.

xxx: And today at the computer science class I made a comment and wrote in my diary:
I studied Python programming language at computer science lesson - 2

The whole of Europe is struggling to help Greece, and these Greeks make fun of everything.
He was in Greece. They do not work there, the banks are open from 10 to 2, the siesta does not stop at all.
What do you want is an ancient nation, they have been tired for many thousands of years.

Conversation with the Supplier:
Yes to hello. We paid you for calling, right? How much have we paid? The Truth? Are you going to call it until we pay for it? Interestingly...

Opinion is like a hole in your ass. It exists, but not everyone needs to show it.
c) CDG3D

Sweet, you’re so careless that you can confuse a condom with a socket!
YYY: 0.0

A lawyer at work...
The Wacht Village. Wacht month by month.
On Monday, the disciplinary department caught a drunk worker, suspended from work. Examination is...
It is proposed to give an announcement about a highly subdued state. I can’t even write X.
I suggest writing tomorrow.
On Tuesday, the worker appears even more drunk. are removed. The explanation is postponed for another day.
On Wednesday, the worker goes to work in general. The procedure is the same.
On the fourth day, the less convicted worker writes an explanation: I woke up in the night from Monday to Tuesday, recalled that I was removed from work, became upset, drank...
I woke up in the night of Tuesday to Wednesday, remembered that I had already been removed from work twice, was upset, drunk...
I woke up in the night from Wednesday to Thursday, remembered that I had been removed from work three times, was upset, and I thought - and I could be released.

Where is the button? How to sign? The CAP?
Captain O: Sorry, son, I only answer questions that have obvious answers. If you want to find out where the forest hork lives or what color green tea - contact us.

On the wall of the CC:
A good mathematician draws his root out of the unknown every morning.

A good mathematician always finds his root in the constant. This is how Integral can be earned. And long after being treated with approximation.

I’ve never had three pleasures in the toilet at the same time.
ZZZ: Less, larger and count the secretly issued prize from other colleagues in the envelope)

If you are hit by a car, the insurance driver will be obliged to pay you compensation up to 500 thousand. The"

If the strip of your lives has fallen below 50% after close contact with your enemy’s vehicle, you may miss a bit of gold!

The strings, again bad at night tried, from the morning in the best not to read anything.

Sometimes Maggie reminds me of a sausage from a tail:
prepare a bouillon, crush there carrots, potatoes, add greens, onions and... by Pam-pa-ramWonderful Cube of Maggie!

[1:54:25] pi_radius: I still understand
[1:54:40] pi_radius: that derivative is a non-ibic force tool
[1:55:09] pi_radius: there are so many phys. and a geometer. It means fucking.
[1:55:22] pi_radius: the most universal hookup
[1:55:25] pi_radius: well except the hammer

I thought here what. The invitation to Isa’s wedding, which was in early August, and which he sent me by mail, has not yet arrived. The postcard that Stepan sent me this summer, too. When I received a package in the winter, I found only a re-notification of it in the mailbox. That is to say, at least three letters to my address canule hera knows where. And what, in the end, I thought: maybe people write to me, mailings, postcards, and I sit, a fool, and I do not know, and they are offended, think that I do not answer?
How much evil does the Russian Post bring to this world :(

LUMOKS: In case something goes wrong, every strong and independent woman has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on her ass and sneeze.

According to statistics, the phrase "How huge it is!" is most often heard by a spider.

Sister (10 years old): I painted a picture of me dying in a fire.
I: Why did you paint that?? to
C: Well, that was the first thing that came to my mind. Except the umbrella. I can’t paint umbrellas.

by loona_lunatic

XXX: I love my job!
xxx: management for the purpose of team building gave good to hold Halloween in the office.
xxx: so, the boss was in a Viking suit (a helmet with horns, a tail, even a plastic cloth).
XXX: comes to me like this, and as a whirlwind: NIIIAAAAARRRRR!!! “Mashes a tail around his head, don’t forget to make a report on time, in the name of the Torah, and leaves, scratching his teeth.
YYY: YYYY XD