Another Turkish friend.
He wants to talk about serious topics.

Art, literature, religion, sport, education, politics _ all these topics rejected. She sent him a memorial on anti-terrorism for Russians (who was given at work, under a painting for study) fell away like a wart.

In the cat mode, I remember the name of the place where I am going to take the child.
The parliamentary...
The Alien...
The planetary...

XXX is here? You never sent a report.
YYY: Apologies for getting hit
YYY: I forgot

The Armenians, if they see what is brilliant, immediately lose the gift of speech.
I can only say sell my brother.

>> The question was resolved by samsa battle.

Samsa-Boy is Shaurman’s disciple!

I read a joke on one site and remembered that one of my classmates (with whom we talked a lot outside of school) I reinstalled the windscreen 7 times, and every time there was no one at home, and then it suddenly stopped...

xxx: I am asked to correct the word high-spiritual to high-income)
xxx: this is the whole essence of the world simple))

The USSR, digital photography industry, the studio "Emergency photo". The customer was ordered, filmed, or displayed, but no photographs were made. The receiver calls the client’s manager, who sends an experienced photographer to correct the "cossack" partner. The manager goes to his office waiting for a scandal. Nothing broke the silence. The photographer, going out to the client, said the phrase approximately this, but even more wisely twisted: "The photographic material was sensitized, which caused over-exposure with the appearance of dichroic valley." The client could only say: "And what to do?", received the answer "Consider!". The conflict was exhausted. The photo was printed, and the promised phrase was recorded in his notebook.

Windman (10:38:05 6/11/2015)
Translated by AliExpress
"DB15 parallel port female pressing connector."
"Life: 5000 times "
Interesting Buddhism fucking

Police officer from the anti-corruption department was detained for bribery of 3.5 million rubles.

And really, where does Ebola - one of the worst evils on the planet (after Russia)?

A drunk guy said you programmed in Pascal.
-I say, no one is running on it anymore - and the guy says "I’m running out" and I’m offended)))))

I work for Mr. The office. The best moral degradation and decline in the group was commented by one colleague:
We don’t do so much that I didn’t even get hungry for lunch.

and argon :)
Psionika: Listen, why are you using smiley like that? Not a normal nibble?
You know, I got married.
Psionika: O_O And where is the connection?
The woman cookes deliciously and a lot.
This smiley is my smile.
Argont: And two beards )))

What if all those young guys and girls who joked here a few years ago in a purely idyllic way, just grew up, had a family and scattered their interests to the volume of the ordinary average inhabitant? And all these ovulation, neighbors, cars and other jokes they write? Are they the only ones who will be left forever? O_O

Do you finally have so much money that you don’t know how to spend it? Don’t worry, in our beautiful country there is always a chance that your savings will soon reach people who know how to spend them.

The morning fog today in the SPB.
They thought that if the building "is not displayed", "is not rented" or "is not loaded", then this is a reason not to go to work.
I wanted to go to work, but I did not see the work, so I did not go.

Money is over on the internet. Through the website of the provider (in the local) decided to pay. In the process of payment the browser tries to go to the site of the payment system, long thinks, then gives "The site is temporarily unavailable or there is no Internet connection".

I thought for a long time who was the fool.

Olga, are you here?
She: What for you?
It means yes, my beloved :)

I don’t want to fight corruption, I want to participate in it.