This morning on NTV one of the news: underwear "push-up" causes cancer. The guide (M) asks the guide (G) how he looks. She said, I’ll paint you.
Next next plot - Leysan Utyasheva in the pool does gymnastics.
After the host commented: Here is where you need to meet - in the pool, there women do not wear underwear "push-up".
My reaction is naive.
The leader is naive!

Reconsidering Dyatla Woody, I thanked God for the fact that in Russia, cartoon heroes are not called Woodwood.

Q. What about my eyes?! to
222 is?? to
111: I have a blurry in my eyes!I stink and it's okay!And then again!
222: cut off the computer and go to bed) And tomorrow go to the doctor... if it's so dull)
1 1 1 AhahahahahahahahahahahahahahI have glasses from a cup of tea sweat when I put it on my face...))
222 Go to the doctor.

I bought a hammer in Red Cuba to celebrate Halloween and left it in the hallway.
Half an hour later, I passed by with a piece of paper over my rod.
Do you know which inscription?! to
"Parking for fighters" adynadin1111...

Half a year ago named the cat Murmur Kotaffi. Cats don’t watch the news.

Topic of the Women’s Forum:
I am 15, my boyfriend in 8 days 18 years. He and a friend agreed to put together a small company and go to the sea for 4 days. I was also called accordingly. How can I ask my parents to let go? He knows his parents and they treat him well. How to start a conversation with them? Can I try to ask a guy or together?

The commentary:
Go to the theatre with your class.

I sat in the dark, my legs were frozen. I open the closet, go into a box with socks, get accidentally. I wear. It was a bit uncomfortable, but warm.
Then my mother came into the room and turned on the light. "Are you comfortable with your feet?" Not very much, I say. "Then take off the scissors and put on the socks."

At lunch, we discussed the most important topics.
What is the most effective way to kill a shark?
The most effective way is to hug the shark behind its neck and strangle it.
Where is the shark’s neck?
The shark’s neck is where it has its buttocks.

Guys, there are situations... You are called by a friend with whom you communicated from first class. First love, first sex, graduation, marriage, all lived with her. And this fool is so called, telling how in her 23 met the first, the strange. Tired of T. This is the fifteenth time...This is the dialogue with her:
And he is?
And you are?
You are...
I’m waiting for you on the same balcony, at the same time) I want to meet you!

I started smoking when I saw an advertisement on a pack of cigarettes that smoking is good for health.
Where do you drink?? to
Well, on the package it is written: "Smokers die young, therefore, they last a long time."

Pedophilia recognized as sexual orientation

Q: What about the small?

I told her that I hated the fools... she thought about it and quietly replied, “You’re recalling your ex too often.”
Navy

I sit at home, in Barcelona, drink tea. He spilled a part on his knee, hurt, well, he ran out in Russian. I look up, and my neighbor’s sugar. For a long time I wondered how sugar will help me from burns and spots.

and c*ka is azucar – sugar. It is a polite language :)

XXX - What do you need?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: has been
YYY: Did you make a mistake?

I meet the same aunt every day when I go to work in the same place, no matter what time I go.
YYY: Listen, you talk to her, maybe she needs to get a quotation.

The whole life passes by you.
You will come back one day from the universe, and your friend is already 99 lvl.

xxx: Almost the same story was in our store... a little boy came with a fucking mommy behind the note. Selling the brains for half a day. I bought a note there. After a day, both come in hysteria and panic - like you sold us shit, return the money to compensate for the damage. The guys dug up with the notebook - really the notebook stopped, everything flew, mistakes gave, hangs.... ask her (mama) - what did you do with the notebook? Through the screams her response became clear - only on the Internet as if they were digged. I went into the browser, watched histories, and there were porn sites and classmates! Then they were sent to the Nakhu, with a pair of caspers. Before leaving her mother told her not to allow such a mess. To which she replied that the note was bought precisely for the purposes of the sexual upbringing of her little drunkard! and demanded a list of porn sites where there are no viruses!!!))))))))))))

I sit with a girlfriend behind the compass, answering congratulations on the occasion of the engagement
I’ll go to the couch, don’t you mind?
Go, of course, I don’t need you anymore.
O O O O!! to

XXX is cold.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: A pain to health
yyy: tea, teraflu, chlorophyllipt, soda with salt, inhaler - I did not weakly pump the level in this case
XXX: I am making my own bowl with boiling water.
Shit, it’s hard to drink.

I heard that today there will be no salary and I realized that not in vain today no hero did!