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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №149274
 23.02.2018
The story of 32-year-old Ahmed, who lives on an allowance issued for six of his children and two wives, is becoming popular on the web. Consider, the dream of the mercenary from Syria safely fulfilled in Germany.
German media for the second day discusses the story of a 32-year-old Syrian refugee named Ahmed, who lives with his whole family in a large house provided by the government. The man is not ashamed to tell reporters about his luck:
Ahmed told reporters that he was very grateful to Angela Merkel, who literally embodied his dream: he lives in a well-maintained and safe European country with his entire family on the money allocated by the state. “She is the only person who sincerely felt the suffering of the Syrians. I also thank all the Germans for their compassion for my people.”
In addition to the fact that the man does not work, the German indignation is caused by the presence of two wives: Ahmed was allowed to transport his second wife to the country, although polygamy is prohibited in Germany. Syrians can attend free language courses and are offered opportunities for employment. But a man does not even think about working: the benefits allocated to a large family are enough to live for his pleasure. In his homeland, Ahmed worked as an unskilled worker, and he is also illiterate.
Interestingly, his second wife married when she was only 13, which is also prohibited by German law and cannot be legitimate. My first wife at the time of marriage was 14 years old. Ahmed calls himself a faithful Muslim and refers to the norms of Sharia.
Of course, there is no charge for the house: everything is free. Of the additional slits - a fireplace and a large flat TV. Ahmed told reporters he wanted four wives and ten children.
When uncomfortable questions became too many, officials referred to the interests of minors, explaining that asylum was granted in accordance with all the rules. Activists are trying to file a lawsuit against the district authorities for propagating polygamy.
In the comments, the Germans estimated the maintenance of one such family at 7000 euros a month, which is not in the normal logic. The indignants write that this can be achieved by working up to 70: “Medical insurance, dental protheses, housing, bus and pass, international driver’s licenses, free Wi-Fi and all this for free! The main requirement is that you are not a German!!!”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149273
 23.02.2018
In Russia there is a thousand-year tradition: from generation to generation, from father to son, from one social system to another, the dream is transmitted that the people in the richest country will live well.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149272
 23.02.2018
and Morg. An unfortunate winter morning. Sad and sleepy students stand around the corpse. They are waiting for a pathologist who will teach them to do their discovery.
And here he appears. And right from the threshold, joyfully and with a shade of sympathy:
Are you so sad guys? Has someone died?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149271
 23.02.2018
Get it here! Comfortable with these successful men with prostitutes, COMFORT. With a normal self-sufficient woman, they will begin to complex - boys also suffer from sexism and many have a cursed brain on the topic of "exploiters" - in the end, a psychiatric shift "if she doesn't need my iPhone, then I don't need her - it's unclear how to behave with her at all, I'm looking for someone easier." Men are dull lazy to show individual attention, and there are consciously selected dolls, whose eyes are easily poured with wine, whose mouths are clogged with chocolate and who, as a child, will enjoy a hat, an iPhone, a wreath of red roses or some other pointless figure.
These are the spiritual brothers of women who feel useless if they do not lease the mansion to a husband who could hire ten cleaners if he wishes, but the wife would perceive this as an attempt on her marital duties.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149270
 23.02.2018
xxx: The British nervous lazy apathetic shit. I say to you as a master of two. Now I have a Kuril bobtail, heaven and earth compared to the British.
I am about animals.

YYY: xxx, are they also animals for you?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149269
 23.02.2018
#Forsage

>> Have you ever heard of sandwiches?

Faster than sandwiches - alternately bite from uncut ingredients. It can be done at the same time if the size of the hole allows.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149268
 23.02.2018
You only have big ones.

You are like small straight.

I will never understand those... men who... continue to live with their invisible strawberry... or a completely brainless doll. This is Nafiga?

Looking for a new year is no longer the fact that it will be better.

If you look, filtering exclusively by the size and elasticity of the chest and ass, forgetting to look at what kind of person is attached to them, then yes, you will have to go back and forth, unless you are lucky to find a good and beautiful one.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149267
 23.02.2018
The acquaintance had grown a beard for a long time, and then he had to go to another country for business. Before the trip, he decided to shave his beard. To the colleagues, in order not to stop asking how and why, explained as follows:
-I fly a low-cost airplane "I know", there for the beard a supplement is taken. I decided to save.
The most interesting thing is that 80 percent believed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149266
 23.02.2018
by the seas, playing, wearing with the mine-bearer

>> Let’s say the wife of Uncle’s is clearly physically stronger than him, and how?

Well, Vujicic is rather an exception, do you know many people with disabilities with this attitude to life?
Overall, the message is true. Do women in CM-MS and at least in athletics (and they can be stronger than the average worker of mental work, for example) marry exclusively men stronger than themselves? How do they find out? Struggle and lifting weights in the care stage?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149265
 23.02.2018
> I would fuck you with a Russian language textbook.

Say a blade please. Who would say. Or to "take out a textbook", or "take out a textbook". The grooms.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149264
 23.02.2018
Q: How much to drink?
Two bottles.
The maximum!!! to
HGH: I have taken it. UPS did not see the first line.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149263
 23.02.2018
Once a long time ago, while still a yellow-haired boy, he first wrote a phrase, then inserted a mat, so that it sounded more convincing. Now I write with Matt. Then I clean the eggs. Sounds more convincing.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149262
 22.02.2018
In the spring and summer, it is a free flight.
A lot of ideas...
And do not regret spices (pack a mixture of herbs 5 rubles in ashan, but if the luxury of branches again in the forest and on the fields).

You would be quieter! Now, do not give god, who of the deputies will read and all, the statistics are ready that you can live for 7000 rubles. and pensions.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №149261
 22.02.2018

xxx: Furniture in the "Alphabet".
xxx: An elderly lady in a decent nork coat, with a cup of cabbage in her hands. On the face of the lady is written a complete misunderstanding.
“Sorry,” said the lady, “Do you see what I see?” 350 grams of young cabbage cost 450 rubles?
- That is, I confirm, having studied the valuer.
“Don’t think,” said the lady, “that I see badly, or that I’m mad. There are just emotional experiences that are difficult to go through alone.

XXX: Today will be the phrase of the day.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149260
 22.02.2018
I can’t hide my age, right? Paint the gray, run on the lifts of everything that is possible, smash the "rejuvenating", cuddly hide the date of birth, respond exclusively to the "girl"?
I am an adult who has lived in the world not 18 years, but twice as long. I am much smarter than I am at eighteen, I have more experience, my judgments are more mature, I am, after all, a valuable expert. Why should I pretend to be a girl? Why do men think losing 10 years of age is a compliment? Why do other women hate to scream, “Don’t talk to yourself, you don’t look at your 36!”

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149259
 22.02.2018
>> And what about those fat naked women who think everyone owes them something? How to call them?

And the lean naked babes who < further on the text>? Or is it forgiveness?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149258
 22.02.2018
>>> Men please don’t do that. Do not listen to the shit, please! Do not support bad stereotypes that an adult woman is embarrassing, and we are all girls up to retirement, hihihi.

Getting Old and Beautiful
I want when the time comes.
At 64, it was early.
Thinking about that shit.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149257
 22.02.2018
Oh, I’ll never forget the girls from the classroom I was in 15 years ago. It was something outstanding. Preparing for February 23, girls are advised what to buy for boys. The meeting constantly clashes on the topic of “Let’s decide what we need to give on March 8 and check that the boys buy it for us as a gift.”

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №149256
 22.02.2018
Is it so?!!!! You, wisely, well, you quickly found me a husband who will keep me! You can accommodate any of your employees, but not drinking and eating less. Or, fucking with the eyes, stumbled onto the crab, raised the salary of the unmarried. No matter who works, of course. Do you pay the “gentlemen” for poverty, so you’ve forgotten about the rest?

No wonder there is no husband. In Russia, such marriages are prohibited.

By the way. I was married. Only my husband does not "contain" me. She smelled like sweet and earned spending "on family". Divorced - personally could spend significantly more with the same salary.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149255
 22.02.2018
It was meant that such relationships, where a girl is physically stronger than a guy, are possible only in the movie, like this. In the real world, this is impossible.

In the real world, such relationships are more than. Guilty people don’t argue about such a hernia, unlike you.

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